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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263
    #526
    Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

    Originally posted by PerlaD View Post
    hmmm... correct me if i´m wrong, but who started this thread?
    It's a Christian forum where Christians talk about Christian things.

    If you are bothered what Christians talk about on their private forum, then you have an issue with the US Constitution. It's not a public forum. You are not invited or welcome.

    Freedom is difficult to explain to foreigners. Without us, you would be speaking german.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Lavandergod
        Unsaved trash
        • Feb 2010
        • 7
        #527
        Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

        [QUOTE=GOD=life;472697]That's not very respectful. It looks like your morally corrupt parents did a very poor job raising you.


        Why do you insist that we kill you? Aren't you familiar with the commandment "thou shalt not kill"? It's in the Bible, friend.


        And God will cry for you... [/QUOTE

        ahh it´s allways a pleasure

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445
            #528
            Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Oh yes, all very pretty but there are no people. Have they all frozen to death? Anyhoo, if it is so wonderful, what's this man protesting about? Please do NOT translate the sign!!! I have a good idea what it is saying.
            These illiterate barbarians have no sense of good manners whatsoever, Brother.

            Originally posted by Lavandergod View Post
            kill me or take the site down!
            The choice seems obvious here. However, I have good confidence that our Pastors and the DoF have much more efficient methods of dealing with you.

            and like is said befor god is pretty awsome but this stuff your vomiting
            is just plain worng
            i will pray for you tonight
            We are just repeating what God says in the Holy Bible. You think God is awesome, but you think His Words are "just plain wrong?" You are a pretty messed up kid, I must say.

            Originally posted by PerlaD View Post
            hmmm... correct me if i´m wrong, but who started this thread? was it Icelanders? noooo, it was all of the "true christians" here calling a whole nation nothing but phedofiles and vikings that kill and rape for the fun of it.
            This is our forum. You come storming in, without even introducing yourself in the introductions forum, I bet, just to flame us. What makes you think that you would have to say anything about the rules here? We just warn Christian parents against the filth you eskimoes try to poison our children with.

            Bite your own sour apple my friend, and seriously reconsider your history knowledge. I believe it was only 500 years ago that you and the rest of your kind slaughtered all the native americans just for land and land alone.
            And what is even sicker, you have a whole holiday to celebrate it...
            God gave America to the True Americans™, who had been living in Europe before that time. The injuns angered God by worshipping idols, so God sent White Man and smallpox to punish them. Is it wrong to celebrate God's Great Acts in a national holiday?

            Bite me and your precious bible!
            I would prefer to do neither, thank you.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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              • Lavandergod
                Unsaved trash
                • Feb 2010
                • 7
                #529
                Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                The choice seems obvious here. However, I have good confidence that our Pastors and the DoF have much more efficient methods of dealing with you.


                like ? saving me form redemption?
                and who is that DoF?

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22354
                    #530
                    Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                    Originally posted by Lavandergod View Post
                    saving me form redemption?
                    That is what we hope to achieve here. Although the chances of that are clearly very slim.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29443
                        #531
                        Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                        You know, before all these God-less heathens came on, I had thought that Iceland was a well behaved country. Lazytown is a problem, but it can easily be dealt with. I am asking my True Christian brothers and sisters, to pray with me for a tsunami to strike the Icelanders and remove them from the face of Gods beautiful planet. They have proven they are merely a pimple on a near clear complexion.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445
                            #532
                            Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                            Originally posted by Lavandergod View Post
                            like ? saving me form redemption?
                            No, not saving you from redemption, but leading you towards it, and making you accept Christ. It is your immortal soul which is our concern in this issue.

                            and who is that DoF?
                            Never mind.
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263
                                #533
                                Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                Maybe it's time for an ATOM BOMB to be dropped on iceland
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                  • Lavandergod
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Feb 2010
                                    • 7
                                    #534
                                    Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                    That is what we hope to achieve here. Although the chances of that are clearly very slim.
                                    im inn come save me
                                    i need the help
                                    can i be save?
                                    if so can i get a AMEN?
                                    that would help me on my way to beaing a true christian

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #535
                                        Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                        Originally posted by Lavandergod View Post
                                        im inn come save me
                                        i need the help
                                        can i be save?
                                        if so can i get a AMEN?
                                        that would help me on my way to beaing a true christian
                                        First of all you'll have to repent. Stop being a queer and learn to speak American (God's favorite language).
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                             
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 22354
                                            #536
                                            Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                            I am asking my True Christian brothers and sisters, to pray with me for a tsunami to strike the Icelanders and remove them from the face of Gods beautiful planet.
                                            I will pray with you Brother. Let's hope it will be as effective as our prayers on Pakistan, China and Haiti have been.
                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29443
                                                #537
                                                Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                                Hatei was a win~win for sure. Cleaned the place up, and replenished the market with chocolate drops. I do hope our brothers and sisters being held against their will there can gain their freedom soon. So typical of the voodoo people to be like that.
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                  • James Dewitt
                                                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 6267
                                                    #538
                                                    Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                                    I had to take a small rest after my last round of rebuking theses horrific heathens from the frozen waste land called Iceland.I log back on and read page after page of racist insults, God mocking and Blasphemy. Its a small wonder that God has not destroyed that little island. How can such a small land be filled with sooooo many retards that hate God, and still be allowed to exist on this planet.

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                                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 22354
                                                        #539
                                                        Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                                        How can such a small land be filled with sooooo many retards that hate God, and still be allowed to exist on this planet.
                                                        Indeed, it is highly likely they are working on weapons of mass destruction. Does anyone know if they have oil?
                                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                          • James Dewitt
                                                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 6267
                                                            #540
                                                            Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                            Indeed, it is highly likely they are working on weapons of mass destruction. Does anyone know if they have oil?
                                                            No they don't have oil. The silly people have drilled holes to Hell and use the stench of Satan's back side to heat their homes

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