[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

srsly, I lol'd
Pedobear Approves

What is a PedoBear? Your school mascot? He looks a little gay. Is that an Iceland thing?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

What is a PedoBear? Your school mascot? He looks a little gay. Is that an Iceland thing?

I believe so, Sister BTB. Earlier today I was rebuked by a very angry individual who advised me that "Icelanders" isn't a word. To my mind this leaves two options: "Iceholers" or "IceGloryHolers". The choice is theirs.

[Guardian]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

You seem to pick and choose a lot which one of my points you wish to answer and which ones you do not. You have catagorized the Icelandic nation, as a whole, a pedophilic, rapist, hellspawn of a nation that worships Satan. A place where all women are hookers and whores and all men are evil and ruthless cradlerobbers. This opinion of the nation you base entirely on a single TV show. You then go on to claim that the whole nation, even the children and the innocent, should be put to death.
Yet the majority of the TV-shows, music videos and lyrics that come from the USA depict women as whores and men as sex-maniacs. Just look at Beoncé, Lady Gaga, 50 cent, Eminem, and more. TV-shows like the L-word, Mad Men, OC and many more all adress infidelity, homosexuality and sexuality. How, in spite of all this, can you maintain that God will not condemn the USA and treat it the same way as He will treat Iceland should your prayers be answered? Why should he not smite all of you too? I am truly curious to know, so I can understand how I can be saved should my entire nation be condemned to burn in the fiery pits of Hell.

As a side note, one of you asked how someone wanted you to take them seriously while he insulted you. Yet you keep saying that the Icelandic people are Eskimos that live in igloos, that all of them are whores and sodomisers and tthey are all idiots with no capability for reasoning. Are you not then doing exactly what you are accusing us who oppose you of doing?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

You seem to pick and choose a lot which one of my points you wish to answer and which ones you do not. You have catagorized the Icelandic nation, as a whole, a pedophilic, rapist, hellspawn of a nation that worships Satan. A place where all women are hookers and whores and all men are evil and ruthless cradlerobbers. This opinion of the nation you base entirely on a single TV show. You then go on to claim that the whole nation, even the children and the innocent, should be put to death.
Yet the majority of the TV-shows, music videos and lyrics that come from the USA depict women as whores and men as sex-maniacs. Just look at Beoncé, Lady Gaga, 50 cent, Eminem, and more. TV-shows like the L-word, Mad Men, OC and many more all adress infidelity, homosexuality and sexuality. How, in spite of all this, can you maintain that God will not condemn the USA and treat it the same way as He will treat Iceland should your prayers be answered? Why should he not smite all of you too? I am truly curious to know, so I can understand how I can be saved should my entire nation be condemned to burn in the fiery pits of Hell.

As a side note, one of you asked how someone wanted you to take them seriously while he insulted you. Yet you keep saying that the Icelandic people are Eskimos that live in igloos, that all of them are whores and sodomisers and tthey are all idiots with no capability for reasoning. Are you not then doing exactly what you are accusing us who oppose you of doing?

And I asked you a question you have not answered, I will try one more time


Guardian, you stated you were of Christian upbringing.
Did you mean Lutheran? Care to answer? what church did you attend?

[Guardian]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I'm sorry, I forgot that point. I was brought up in the Lutheran religion, but I read the same bible as you do ( or rather, a different edition in a different language, but mainly the same thing).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Brothers and Sisters at Landover (God’s Favourite Church in God’s Favourite Country)

There have been over 130, 000 views of this thread to date and I must share with you some of the thousands of emails of support that we have received:

From: bushgw@government.us
To ebathfire@landoverbaptist.net
Date: 16.Feb. 2010

Dear Pastor Bathfire,

I thank you for your church’s exposure of “Lazytown”. My administration was just in the process of closing it down and banning it when my last term expired.

Good Luck,

GWB

From: browng@parliament.uk
To ebathfire@landoverbaptist.net
Date: 18.Feb. 2010

Dear Pastor Bathfire,

I thank you and the whole of the United Kingdom for exposing the iniquities of this terrorist state. They owe us money big-time!

Yours faithfully,
Gordon Brown
Prime Minister



From: GHHaarde@alting.is
To ebathfire@landoverbaptist.net
Date: 18.Feb. 2010

Dear Pastor Bathfire,

I am ashamed of my countrymen. I tried to help them but they are all heathens and reject God. Please try and get that lesbian out of my chair.

Best wishes

Geir Haarde
(ex-pm)


From: DalaiLama@tibet.com
To ebathfire@landoverbaptist.net
Date: 18.Feb. 2010

Dear Pastor Bathfire,

I will convert to Christianity if you can get those Icelandic monsters to stop killing whales.

Ommmmm,

The Dalai Lama


From: Bobby Fischer@Chess.net
To: ebathfire@landoverbaptist.net
Date: 15.Feb. 2010

Dear Pastor Bathfire,

Please keep up telling the truth about “Lazytown”. Checkmate Icelanders!

Yours faithfully,

B. Fisher


From: Famousartists@iceland.net
To: ebathfire@landoverbaptist.net
Date: 17.Feb. 2010

Dear Pastor Bathfire,

We the undersigned wish to offer our support to Landover Church and apologize for the behavior of our young people who are Godless.

Yours in Christ

Anita Briem, actress
Arnaldur Indriðason, writer
Ásmundur Sveinsson, sculptor
Ágústa Eva Erlendsdóttir, actress, singer, model, singer and TV person
Baltasar Kormákur, film actor and film director
Bertel Thorvaldsen, sculptor
Bjarni Gautur, filmmaker
Björgvin Halldórsson, singer
Björk Guðmundsdóttir, singer and songwriter
Bragi Ólafsson, musician
Davíð Stefánsson, poet
Diddú (Sigrún Hjálmtýsdóttir), soprano and songwriter
Eggert Pálsson, percussionist, founder of the music group Voces Thules
Emilíana Torrini, singer and songwriter
Einar Benediktsson, writer, poet
Einar Hákonarson, painter
Einar Hjörleifsson Kvaran editor, novelist, poet, dramatist
Einar Jónsson, sculptor
Einar Kárason, writer
Einar Már Guðmundsson, writer
Einar Örn Benediktsson, musician
Eiríkur Hauksson, musician
Friðrik Þór Friðriksson, film director
Garðar Thór Cortes, tenor
Guðmundur G. Hagalín, writer, poet
Gunnfríður Jónsdóttir, sculptor
Hafdís Huld, singer
Halldór Kiljan Laxness, writer, poet, Nobel Prize winner
Hallgrímur Helgason, writer
Haukur Tómasson, composer
Hilmar Örn Hilmarsson,musician, art director, and chief goði of the Icelandic Ásatrú Association.
Hilmir Snær Guðnason, film actor
Hofi Karlsdottir, (Hólmfríður Karlsdóttir), Miss World 1985
Hrafn Gunnlaugsson, film director
Jón Kalman Stefánsson, writer, poet
Jón Leifs, composer
Jón Thoroddsen, writer and/or poet
Jónas Hallgrímsson, writer, poet
Jóhanna Guðrún Jónsdóttir, pop singer (Yohanna)
Jóhannes úr Kötlum, writer, poet
Karl Júlíusson, film production designer/costume designer
Kristín Marja Baldursdóttir, writer
Kjartan Ólafsson, composer, professor
Linda Pétursdóttir, Miss World 1988
Magnús Magnússon, television presenter, writer
Magnús Scheving, writer, actor, athlete, creator of LazyTown
Margrét Vilhjálmsdóttir, actress
Marinó Sigurðsson, actor
Markús Örn Antonsson, former mayor of Reykjavík and director of RÚV
Mugison, composer, musician
Ólafur Hannesson, Icelandic television personality
Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, radio announcer, actor
Ólafur Jóhann Ólafsson, writer
Örvar Þóreyjarson Smárason, poet, writer, musician
Páll Óskar Hjálmtýsson (Paul Oscar), pop singer, songwriter and disc jockey
Ragnar Bragason, director
Ragnheiður Gröndal, musician
Sigurður Bragason, bariton singer and composer
Sjón, poet
Snorri Hjartarson, poet
Snorri Sturluson, historian, poet
Steinunn Sigurðardóttir, writer, poet
Stephan G. Stephansson, Western Icelander, poet
Tinna Gunnlaugsdóttir, actress and head of Reykjavík City Theater
Tómas Guðmundsson, poet
Unnur Birna Vilhjálmsdóttir, Miss World 2005
Vigdís Grímsdóttir, writer
Viktor Arnar Ingólfsson, writer
Þórarinn Eldjárn, writer, poet
Þórbergur Þórðarson, writer, poet

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Brother Bathfire, it is good to know there are Christians in the gateway to hell. How unpleasant it must be for them to have to minister to the Viking heathen.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I'm sorry, I forgot that point. I was brought up in the Lutheran religion, but I read the same bible as you do ( or rather, a different edition in a different language, but mainly the same thing).

Now don't you feel better, you admit you are not a True Christian(TM), but a Papist, Mary worshiping wanna be. And as far as the Bible, get your self A KJV1611, it's the REAL thing.

[Guardian]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Ezekiel Bathfire, I thought lying was wrong? Or does your Bible feel differently about lying than mine? If so, then I hope you forgive me for not knowing your Bible by heart, I have not yet had the oppurtunity to read it. Just let me know if I say something that does not fit in with your Bible, because I'd hate for my arguments to be invalid because of that.
Yes, it's true, I'm not Baptist, but I'm not here to fling profanities at people, I'm here to learn. I'm afraid that I'm somewhat a lover of logic and discussion, and I'd like to understand your points of view. I like understanding people, getting to know them and see what makes some think one way while other's thinking is quite different. I just want to see if your Bible truly holds all the answers. If i upset you by voicing my personal views, I'm sorry. It is not my intention.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Just putting out what I receive, if you think that people have been tricking me, let me know.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I'm sorry, I forgot that point. I was brought up in the Lutheran religion, but I read the same bible as you do ( or rather, a different edition in a different language, but mainly the same thing).

Lutherans are false Christians and as such are hellbound, as has been pointed out several dozen times in this thread alone.

We are trying to help you savages find Jesus, but you have to meet us halfway. Any more eskimos who make idiotic posts without having bothered to read the thread from the beginning will be summarily banned.

[Guardian]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Just putting out what I receive, if you think that people have been tricking me, let me know.

I do find it hard to believe all those Icelandic artists, some of whom I know personally (it is a small country after all) would collaborate in supporting this thread. I thereby cannot deny that my first thought was that your post, listing all of whom had sent you an e-mail, was a lie. I'm truly sorry if you in fact recieved e-mail from all of those people and I then made false accusations towards you.

Pastor Ezekiel, I do know how you feel about the religion I was brought up in. But as I said, I'm here to learn about your religion and why you believe in the things you believe in. I truly want to know why you see things this way, and I'm sorry if my asking questions you don't want to answer is making you angry. I thought I'd try to see if this was the religion for me. But you seem to be determined to look at me as your enemy, rather than someone you can talk to and perhaps preach to. I did not mean to spout nonsense, I'm really trying my best to stay on topic here and be logical.

[Guardian]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Also, some of those whom you have listed (Halldór Laxness for example) are dead and have been for years. I guess some dishonest person must have sent you this e-mail and lied to you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Pastor Ezekiel, I do know how you feel about the religion I was brought up in. But as I said, I'm here to learn about your religion and why you believe in the things you believe in. I truly want to know why you see things this way, and I'm sorry if my asking questions you don't want to answer is making you angry. I thought I'd try to see if this was the religion for me. But you seem to be determined to look at me as your enemy, rather than someone you can talk to and perhaps preach to. I did not mean to spout nonsense, I'm really trying my best to stay on topic here and be logical.

Friend, it isn't what I think, it's what God thinks. False Christians infuriate Him.

2 Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

You need to get right with God. Start off by reading THIS thread.

As far as staying on topic, this thread is on the vile depravity of an eskimo TV show called "Lazytown." If you have anything to add on that subject, by all means do so. Otherwise, make a thread of your own and introduce yourself.

[Guardian]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Pastor Billy-Reuben:
We tend to get two types of dissenters here. Some are calm and reasonable folks who are capable of rational discussion. I personally enjoy discussing religious topics with this sort of person. Others, however, are angry trolls who are just here to flame us.

I would like to think I belong in the first group, and am therefore hopefully not not allowed here. If I am wrong, again, by all means correct me.

And yes, there is something I'd like to add. By what I have seen posted here, you seem to get a lot of your ideas about the depravity of said show from clips off youtube. Most of those clips have been cut and pasted together to make everything look very bad. Then they play music underneath that is not, in fact, taken from the show, but rather are some dirty songs put there to add to the sexual impression people are trying to make. If you wish to condemn this show, by all means do, but I hope you are not all basing your ideas of it on badly edited pictures and videos made by perverts and idiots.