[Ynot1968]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Thank you Pastor. That is the 1st response that had made ANY sense

[Ynot1968]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

JED

Nice Chrisitan mouth.........

Sassy Mouthed Feminazi Bitch??? LMAO!!!! That was a good one dude.
Not very Christian like but good.

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum
Dear Ynot1968,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch

You kiss your mom with that mouth while you slip her the tongue???

[XxSweetLove]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Excuse me, If i remember right Jesus accepted the harlots in the bible with warm and open arms and did not bible bash them by calling them a harlot and a slut and the many different things you guys are. It is really making me angry how you continually bash the young girl for being on a tv show that is truly meant for children with no hidden inuendo other than the one you guys are giving the show. Jesus does not call others names because of the things they are doing. He instead welcomes them with open and loving arms. And God does not smite , No matter what you people think. If this is a "Real" church then I was born in 1785. Which i was not, Which makes this a place to bible bash the weak and defencless. God loves EVERYONE. Even that young woman you call a harlot. and if i dont know better Jesus will find his way to her one way or another. I love you all but i definatly dislike your views and the way you choose to spend your christianity. Have a nice day. God Bless.

[XxSweetLove]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

God did not make Hell, Nor does he enjoy putting us there, Nor does he EVER deem anyone unworthy. God loves everyone. Even the rapists and murderers and every unsavory, unworthy thing you all can think of. He will try to save everyone. If someone truly loves God, God will accept them with open arms, No matter what wrong they have committed. Ps. I am not going to be guarenteed eternal damnation because i am isubordinate. That is just a scare tatic. I am going to spend the rest of my days in the Heavenly Fathers arms. And when i die i will go to heaven with all those i love. Have a nice day. God Bless.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

...God loves EVERYONE...

Then why did He predestinate so many to Hell?

2nd Thessalonians 2:11-12 "And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

God did not make Hell, Nor does he enjoy putting us there, Nor does he EVER deem anyone unworthy...

Isaiah 45:12 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. "

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

God did not make Hell,

2 Peter 2:4 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;

Nor does he enjoy putting us there,

Psalm 147:11 The LORD taketh pleasure in them that fear him, in those that hope in his mercy.

Nor does he EVER deem anyone unworthy.

Proverbs 16:5 Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the LORD: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.

God loves everyone. Blaaaaaaaaaaaah

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Have you ever even opened a Bible?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Excuse me, If i remember right Jesus accepted the harlots in the bible with warm and open arms and did not bible bash them by calling them a harlot and a slut and the many different things you guys are.

Please show me in the Bible where Jesus snuggled up with prostitutes. Chapter and verse.

I'll wait.

God did not make Hell,

God created the universe. He is the only one who can create a lake of fire that burns for eternity.

Nor does he enjoy putting us there, Nor does he EVER deem anyone unworthy. God loves everyone.

Allow me to explain something to you.

The Bible tells us that when we die, we are unknowing.

Ecclesiastes 9:5-6

5 For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

6 Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun.

This also should make it entirely clear that there are no such things as "ghosts", because when you're dead, you are dead.

So wait, how do people end up in Hell?

Because God resurrects them at Judgment, specifically so He can torture them for all eternity in His Lake of Fire!

This is described in Revelation 20.

Even the rapists and murderers and every unsavory, unworthy thing you all can think of. He will try to save everyone.

Try? God will TRY?

This implies that God can FAIL.

God is all-powerful and all-knowing. He knows exactly what would convince the most hardened atheist that He is real and that He must be obeyed.

Yet Christopher Hitchens died an atheist. Why? Because God ALLOWED HIM TO.

If God wanted Hitchens to come to Him, Hitchens would have come to Him. God decided to burn Hitch alive in His Lake of Fire forever and ever instead!

If someone truly loves God, God will accept them with open arms, No matter what wrong they have committed.

If someone truly loves God, he will not be able to sin.

And when i die i will go to heaven with all those i love. Have a nice day. God Bless.

I'm sorry that you prefer the 'god' you've made up for yourself in your imagination, the one who thinks exactly the same things you do about everything, instead of the God of the Bible.

Your imaginary 'god' has no power. The real God can and will torment you without end for failing to believe in Him and obey Him without question.

[LordsFollower]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

One look at the title of that show (Lazy Town) is all you need to know. It is encouraging all white youngsters to become shiftless and lazy. I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama and David Axlerod are behind this plot to raise an entire generation of DEMONcratic voters to live on government entitlements, welfare, and handouts. It will be impossible to get them to work a day in their despicable lives. First we had wiggers, and now this.

If you check out the episodes, you will see that it encourages young people to become active and makes sitting on the couch watching tv seem bad. Yes, this television series is filled with perverse obscenities, but if you want to accuse it of something terrible, actually check it out and make sure your information is correct, which is what the disciples did with Jesus, or did you forget that too you ignorant bastard

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

If you check out the episodes, you will see that it encourages young people to become active and makes sitting on the couch watching tv seem bad. Yes, this television series is filled with perverse obscenities, but if you want to accuse it of something terrible, actually check it out and make sure your information is correct, which is what the disciples did with Jesus, or did you forget that too you ignorant bastard

Shut your trap, you pedoperv! Anybody who watches this horrible show is a disgusting kid toucher. How can you live with yourself?

[LordsFollower]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

god damn, and yes i just said that so shut up. you people need to get a grip. not everything for kids has to do with sex. and all of those "riding her" and "grabbing her" are just parts of the dances, you know, the kind that are put on in churches. If you think that kind of show is filled with pedophilia, then dont let your kids watch it, there are things called parental safety systems. and you guys are pretty much saying that jesus was raped by three old men who visited him and poured oil on him and paid him for sex. THAT is what you guys are saying when you say a simple kids show is filled with sex and pedophilia.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

god damn, and yes i just said that so shut up. you people need to get a grip. not everything for kids has to do with sex. and all of those "riding her" and "grabbing her" are just parts of the dances, you know, the kind that are put on in churches. If you think that kind of show is filled with pedophilia, then dont let your kids watch it, there are things called parental safety systems. and you guys are pretty much saying that jesus was raped by three old men who visited him and poured oil on him and paid him for sex. THAT is what you guys are saying when you say a simple kids show is filled with sex and pedophilia.

So, your big issue with this pedophilia show is that kids shouldn't watch it? But adults CAN?!? You are a monster!

[holygrailisinmypants]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

ok first of all i would like to say shes damn beautiful and i would do her...do her hard...ok that being said all of you are crazy i mean come on its a childrens show ok they have sexual influences whoop dee freakin doo what doesnt these days....2nd to the guy saying something about an immigrant....wow way to be a racist ahole you in the kkk too? and for all you crazies out there just wanna say im looking for a cute puppy for a beautiful surrender to my almighty lord....HAIL SATAN >

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

ok first of all i would like to say shes damn beautiful and i would do her...do her hard...

Your IP has been recorded and your depraved, pedophilic rantings reported to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if your computer acts a little strange while the nice policemen scan your hard drive remotely.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

ok first of all i would like to say shes damn beautiful and i would do her...do her hard...ok that being said all of you are crazy i mean come on its a childrens show ok they have sexual influences whoop dee freakin doo what doesnt these days....2nd to the guy saying something about an immigrant....wow way to be a racist ahole you in the kkk too? and for all you crazies out there just wanna say im looking for a cute puppy for a beautiful surrender to my almighty lord....HAIL SATAN >

You do realize that the character "Stephanie" on the show is meant to be 8 years old (and is portrayed by an actress that was 9 years old when the show started). Either way that places you as a potential child sexual predator. If you are referring to fornicating with some of the other puppets on the show, you are even more depraved.

It's time you found Jesus son, His blood is the only thing that can save you now.