[GaryfromtheUS]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

For a "Christian" you sure are ignorant of history. King James himself did not translate it. He simply appointed the commission that translated it. Great, learned scholars like Lancelot Andrews, William Bedwell, Robert Spaulding, and Sir Henry Savile. Translators, historians, theologians, all united to bring the Word of God to the English-speaking world.

Also, to address another point, no one is being rude or self-righteous to you. If anything, you are the one who is not showing any manners. You barge into our forum, unsaved and uninvited and start spewing hatred towards us. You aren't even so kind as to create an introduction thread and instead immediately interrupt our Godly forum with your unsaved judgments and persecution.

With all do respect reverend, I am not being rude. And I am saved why do you insist that I am not. I have seen your show by the way. You are a very powerful speaker I have to say. And it is an honor to actually speak with you. Other than the fact you think I'm unsaved trash. I was kidding about the bible being translated by King James. Commonsense tells you a king doesn't do anything. He appoints people to do it for him. But anyway you are entitle to feel however you want about. Though you don't know anything about but my religious upbringing.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

With all do respect reverend, I am not being rude. And I am saved why do you insist that I am not. I have seen your show by the way. You are a very powerful speaker I have to say. And it is an honor to actually speak with you. Other than the fact you think I'm unsaved trash. I was kidding about the bible being translated by King James. Commonsense tells you a king doesn't do anything. He appoints people to do it for him. But anyway you are entitle to feel however you want about. Though you don't know anything about but my religious upbringing.

Please enlighten us as to your religious qualifications Brother Gary! And you might want to do so in the Introduction Forum, as it is considered bad form to "highjack" a thread by wildly veering off topic, as has begun to happen in this thread.

This is a link to the Introduction Forum, so you do not have to fumble around blindly trying to find it. You can thank me whenever it is convenient for you to do so, preferably in a different thread.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

And please correct me if I'm wrong but all of God's creations beautiful. Even a murder and a rapist though he be condemned to hell. And I do own and read a copy of the bible that was translated by King James.

You are a very sick man GaryfromtheUS if you believe that murderers and rapists are beautiful.

You need help - seriously.

[Lisa H]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

..And my opinion doesn't matter what so ever

That was all you needed to say. Stop mocking the Lord.

[GaryfromtheUS]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

You miss the point I was trying to get at. But that is ok. It doesn't bother me what you all think and this isn't a debate forum. Please go to my introduction thread and stop spamming this thread like the professor has politely requested.

[Shetyre]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

im not taking any offense in this one. ( the kind of how i tipp is just teh l33tsp3ak lulz)

soooooooo it actualy took me time to read 34 pages of the discussion.
it actualy made me and my friend partwise hilarious how some ppl are in about all that "if your gay you go to hell" thing. i mean where the heck you live ? 1812 ? if i may i would like to give you all a bystanding opinion of myself
im not a believer, im not a 80 year old man who things black people are still belong to slavery. im jsut a gamer who randomly found this crap in the look of porn (yeap porn ! not lazy town but porn)
so i could better understand you people i even read wtf is babtismus.

99% are amis here right ? if no tell me i kinda add this one to favorite for now
i tipp that the majority is also babtistimistschW/e

in the point beeing most people are qq about that lazy town is obamas work to send us aaaal to the allmighty hell aye ? soo this means that already 70% of the people posting in here are ( again no offense just guessing ) soem old geezers without probably work/life/hobby and no interest in finding out about other new stuff in the world.
the rest are some anti obama persons ( idk zomfg)
in the end old geezers are pissing off the girl is like a hoe and i send by satan (which is really fun i posted this on 4chan IF YOU NEWBS KNOW WTF THAT IS) to take all your kids with them and make em sluts n stuff like taht.

to this i can only add: ever watched freaking Smurfs or Evangelion ?
she has violet hair ? so what, red haired got burned because retards like some people here thought theyr are witches ( which thes obviously still believe in)

the most stuff on the topics were cutouts with photoshop, just funny ytmnd random gifs.

then i found those many qqs about iceland itself.
i dont need to remember vietnam to you shitty patriots do i ?
(nothing that i have against patriots, beeing proud of your country is good. but beeing blind about it is the TOTALY OTHER SIDE OF IT

then i started read all the retard rasist jokes which werent even funny.
and believe me i know when its funny im a black humor fan.

then there were /flame /fL@ME and more /reflames

then i read soem posts about greenhouse effekt which leaded me to think that the american shool system doenst teach people wtf the greenhouse effekt is
AND ITS NOT GETTING COLDER IN EUROPE

getting warmer / colder in a specific region is not the effekt of the greenhouse effekt. read freaking wikipedia if some biblebelieveing newb didnt changed it to "galaxy was created by god, and teh last living remanats were of tiranosaurus JEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUS" ( again no offense i dont mock your believeings, i just dont want the magic stuff getting over the facts of the retardness of some people in here.

(actualy most of those were cranky old mans post and i made this answer cause he sayd Star Craft II makes people gay.
i wish you burn in your own hell mate
i wish it to my fulliest.
american army is more gay then well ever know. but hell which army isnt.
then i started read some stone age posts about

gawd then srsly
1 guy says I READ STUFF From wiki ( i mean srsly even i edit wiki )
the other one says BIBLE IS BASED ON FACTS ITS PROVEN
the other
its just flamewars nothing more

i cant prove god doesnt exist somewhere
you cant prove me he does exist ( even the random guy who post some bibletextes on each answer i dont care about those)

bible was not written by god, but by a man, by a man who wanted order, and a piece of good in the world, a guy who saw : having totaly chaos and no faith or understanding of each other is not goign to lead anywhere
he let himself die to become a martyr for this to get on. nothing bad in it
thats my opinion. If Jesus really existed or the guys who founded the story. its still good. thought beein christian brought more bad things then good and the churches misused the faith of others in jesus for theyr own (its not better today. Any form of society under law is but useless till the human will want to understand each other and not must do that.

but how many of you actualy TRIED to put yourself actualy in to the mind of the other person, and think about what would he think right now ?
how can i understand his opinion in his words and his point of view.

nobody sayd god doesnt exist. it all begann somewhere thats god for me.
the beginning, the allmighty force which is the existence itself. not a guy with a beard who doenst let black people in to his paradise.

disproving that the earth started billions of years ago and it didnt all begunn with jesus births > beginins of the world > 2000 years past
= WORLD IS 2000 YEARS old PARARARAAAA

look in to this taht there are facts of all the other stuff before jesus.

and one, but one ABSOLUTE question for me about you americans remain.
wyh you allways refer to jesus as god ? and not jesus father as the creator of everythign.

+ even if this thread gets deleted i dont really care i just want to see what exact you people believe in. and how open for the rest you are.

[James Hutchins]

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im not taking any offense in this one. ( the kind of how i tipp is just teh l33tsp3ak I am retarded)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tl;dr - Too Retarded <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Bobby-Joe]

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wall of text

Please friend, could you sum up your question in one paragraph?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

im not taking any offense in this one. ( the kind of how i tipp is just teh l33tsp3ak I am retarded)....

+ even if this thread gets deleted i dont really care i just want to see what exact you people believe in. and how open for the rest you are.

I gave up trying to find a coherent thought in this gibberish after around the fourth paragraph. Shetyre, you might want to try to work on getting one idea out fully formed rather than about 270 ideas per post, none of which manages to find a voice.

[Shetyre]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

indeed i can.

why are people so dumb ? in any way
those who have no faith, those who have no understanding of each other
those who have TO MUTCh faith
those who OFFEND STAR CRAFT II without even knowing wtf star craft is !

the epicbeard guy above me sayd something about holy spirit bla bla bla.
srsly its no offend you can follow your bible as mutch as you want
but why offend other people ? its almsot beeing islamian and push me to be christ or piss off ? you just provoke people in here ? usualy i just pitty people like you but this thread made me so angry of how blindly wrong in many ways are ( not telling that in all things btw >. >).
but you offent whole countrys
you talk about stuff you dont know about
you insult people that they are wrong WHAT PROVES taht you are right ?
a book ? is this the end ? i bet non of ya maggots didnt take 2 seconds of actualy reading my post twice. but the second i was already writing it it got corrected by the epicbeardguy -.-
IT TOOK ME FREAKING 40 MINUTES TO WRITE IT DOWN !?
where is the credit to that ? readz my p0st you lazy bastard

[Shetyre]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

you must apologize me i go to sleep its 00.00 in the night here in germany right now and in 6 hours i must stand up to work. give time to let your answers flow. its not me vs you and i dont try to change your way of believe. i jsut wand to understand it. good night

[John Scopes]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

indeed i can.
additional nonsense deleted for brevity

Despite the fact your "challenged" posts make my head hurt you are indeed fascinating from an evolutionary point of view. As we all know many genetic mutations are constantly ongoing in nature, that is indeed how the long slow progression of evolution takes place.

You however seem to be a rather startling throwback, would you be willing to donate a DNA sample in the interest of science ?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

indeed i can.

why are people so dumb ? in any way
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tl;dr <<<<<<<<<<<<<

Actually, I did read some of it before I made an opinion. That opinon being that you must be on drugs and that you hate Jesus. Why, I do not know as God actually loves most of Germany, just certain people he cannot stand, mostly illiterates and retards that cannot properly communicate, even on the most basic of levels.

Tell me, who is epicbeard, is that some super hero from your comic books? He sounds like a pirate

[John Scopes]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Actually, I did read some of it before I made an opinion. That opinon being that you must be on drugs and that you hate Jesus. Why, I do not know as God actually loves most of Germany, just certain people he cannot stand, mostly illiterates and retards that cannot properly communicate, even on the most basic of levels.

Tell me, who is epicbeard, is that some super hero from your comic books? He sounds like a pirate

This individual is a Hun ?

That explains everything, the genetic lineage of Huns is well documented. It contains traces of barnyard animals (sheep, swine, goats, chickens, etc.) plus the lack of any diversity in the human genome. They are very close to evangelical Christians in this regard.

In fact their Chancellor back in the 1930 and early 1940's mandated research into what is known as Aryan purity in a failed attempt to expunge some of these traits.

Unfortunately those who were direct products of that research emigrated to the US after WWII and became fundamentalist Christians. It is however a facinating bit of history.

[Thomas W]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Looking at that picture, I couldn't tell if the child was a boy or a girl, in any case, encouraging our children to wear prostitute wigs and tights brings Leviticus 19:29 to mind.