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  • #151
    Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

    i love my xbox. more than i love thy neighbour mainly cos hes a knob and gay but still i play call of duty all the time on it and kill faggots. anyways you are all going to hell coz i sumtimes look at my xbox and maturbate over it coz im cool like that.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • #152
      Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

      Originally posted by Taaj431 View Post
      i love my xbox. more than i love thy neighbour mainly cos hes a knob and gay but still i play call of duty all the time on it and kill faggots. anyways you are all going to hell coz i sumtimes look at my xbox and maturbate over it coz im cool like that.
      Look Tad, If you're trying to shock us, you're going to have to dig a little deeper in your My Little Pony purse. Do you think we were born perfect?

      NO.

      Now, please go and introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum like I asked you to previously.

      YiC,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #153
        Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

        actually my name is Taaj. Spell it right. And i don't have a My Little Pony purse. It's a Lazytown one.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #154
          Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

          I guess I fail to see how an electronic device can be "demonic" or "derived from Satan." I would suppose that the internet, the invisible thing you all are using to try to communicate your religion between each other, is also demonic, as it supports several Satan-worshiping people, promotes the spread of Paganism and Satanism, and even leads to the conversion to these religions. By extension, then, that phone or computer you are using to post these discussions to the internet is demonic, as it allows the viewing of these materials. But then, the companies that make these devices are Satanists as well, correct? So you're supporting Satanists by living in this age of technology, and refusing to live as the Amish do.

          On another note, I have read several signatures in which judgement is passed, by men. Judgement is reserved for God alone, is it not? Our purpose on this Earth is to live as God intends us to, and to spread the word of God, but not to judge, am I correct? Why then, do you judge? I am confused by your blatant attempts to be the Voice of God, when you are but man...

          A third note, is that Pastor Ezekiel, as his name upon here declares him to be, has a title of, "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study." Is vanity not declared a sin? Is stating that he is putting the "stud" back into something wholly holy not a blatant sin again God? Or perhaps he means something different with the use of the word "stud." I can't really be sure, as I'm not within his mind, but I'm sure he will present a good excuse.

          A fourth, and final note, is that I noticed the mention that Jesus wants us to use the English language properly... Why would Jesus care about a language that was given to us as a punishment? Why would God care about how we speak on Earth, when in Heaven, nothing Earthly matters?


          To conclude, my name here describes me perfectly. I find it impossible to understand half of the information that is thrown at me by these trademarked (another topic of interest all its own) True Christians. The other half, I find to be completely against God, Jesus, and all that they stand for, and want us to stand for.

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          • #155
            Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

            Originally posted by ObviouslyConfused View Post
            I guess I fail to see how an electronic device can be "demonic" or "derived from Satan." I would suppose that the internet, the invisible thing you all are using to try to communicate your religion between each other, is also demonic, as it supports several Satan-worshiping people, promotes the spread of Paganism and Satanism, and even leads to the conversion to these religions. By extension, then, that phone or computer you are using to post these discussions to the internet is demonic, as it allows the viewing of these materials. But then, the companies that make these devices are Satanists as well, correct? So you're supporting Satanists by living in this age of technology, and refusing to live as the Amish do.
            Oh dear, you are confused, aren't you? The internet isn't Satanic. It can't be. It's just the internet. Same with phones, pens, paper, the socks I'm wearing, etc. They are just things.

            Originally posted by ObviouslyConfused View Post
            On another note, I have read several signatures in which judgement is passed, by men. Judgement is reserved for God alone, is it not? Our purpose on this Earth is to live as God intends us to, and to spread the word of God, but not to judge, am I correct? Why then, do you judge? I am confused by your blatant attempts to be the Voice of God, when you are but man...
            Where in the Holy Bible do you find "our purpose on this earth is to live as God intends us to"? Judgement is reserved for True Christians™. You will find evidence of this if you read your Bible. Do you read your Bible, son? Do you sit every day and really read it thoroughly? You should only read the King James Version, of course, but don't pick through it, take it seriously and know that each word is true.

            Originally posted by ObviouslyConfused View Post
            A third note, is that Pastor Ezekiel, as his name upon here declares him to be, has a title of, "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study." Is vanity not declared a sin? Is stating that he is putting the "stud" back into something wholly holy not a blatant sin again God? Or perhaps he means something different with the use of the word "stud." I can't really be sure, as I'm not within his mind, but I'm sure he will present a good excuse.
            You need not be jealous of our good pastor. He is God's gift to us.

            Originally posted by ObviouslyConfused View Post
            A fourth, and final note, is that I noticed the mention that Jesus wants us to use the English language properly... Why would Jesus care about a language that was given to us as a punishment? Why would God care about how we speak on Earth, when in Heaven, nothing Earthly matters?
            Communication happens through language, dear. Without communicating the reality of Salvation, one cannot hope for Heaven.

            Originally posted by ObviouslyConfused View Post
            To conclude, my name here describes me perfectly. I find it impossible to understand half of the information that is thrown at me by these trademarked (another topic of interest all its own) True Christians. The other half, I find to be completely against God, Jesus, and all that they stand for, and want us to stand for.
            We're here to help, friend! Why not trot over to the introductions forum and introduce yourself properly?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #156
              Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Oh dear, you are confused, aren't you? The internet isn't Satanic. It can't be. It's just the internet. Same with phones, pens, paper, the socks I'm wearing, etc. They are just things.



              You need not be jealous of our good pastor. He is God's gift to us.
              You state these are just things... Do you believe the Xbox 360 to be Satanic, then?

              And I am not one of jealously. I allow all to have their own opinions. I was just trying to point out the vanity of such a statement, which again, is a sin, is it not?

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              • #157
                Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

                Originally posted by ObviouslyConfused View Post
                You state these are just things... Do you believe the Xbox 360 to be Satanic, then?
                Did you read this thread before jumping in? If you take a look at the very first post you'll find the answer to your question. I'm beginning to wonder if you're one of those atheists who come here to pretend to be a Christian just to see what happens when pretend Christianity collides with True Christianity™. I gave you the benefit of the doubt when you asked these questions.



                Originally posted by ObviouslyConfused View Post
                And I am not one of jealously. I allow all to have their own opinions. I was just trying to point out the vanity of such a statement, which again, is a sin, is it not?
                What, pray tell, is vain about recognizing a gift from the LORD On High?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #158
                  Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Did you read this thread before jumping in? If you take a look at the very first post you'll find the answer to your question. I'm beginning to wonder if you're one of those atheists who come here to pretend to be a Christian just to see what happens when pretend Christianity collides with True Christianity™. I gave you the benefit of the doubt when you asked these questions.

                  I understand what he means by this. Just because an Xbox 360 overheated and killed somebody doesn't make it Satanic. Let's pretend that I bought a typical stove to cook dinner with. I take it home, prepare it for dinner that evening, and turn it on. One of the burners malfunctions, and a pillar of flame catches my arm on fire. I fail to put it out, and am burnt to a crisp. Does that mean the stove was Satanic? Most likely not. But I still don't know that is entirely true. None of us do.

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                  • #159
                    Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

                    Originally posted by Scarecrow View Post
                    I understand what he means by this. Just because an Xbox 360 overheated and killed somebody doesn't make it Satanic. Let's pretend that I bought a typical stove to cook dinner with. I take it home, prepare it for dinner that evening, and turn it on. One of the burners malfunctions, and a pillar of flame catches my arm on fire. I fail to put it out, and am burnt to a crisp. Does that mean the stove was Satanic? Most likely not. But I still don't know that is entirely true. None of us do.
                    Did you read the part where the woman described the STRANGE FIRE coming out of it? - NO - Epic Fail on YOUR part, buddy!

                    Did you read the part where it KILLED babies by burning them to death in this STRANGE FIRE? - NO - ANOTHER Epic Fail on YOUR part, buddy!

                    Did you read the meaning of the name "X-BoX 360" and it's occult connotations? - NO - And ANOTHER Epic Fail on YOUR part, buddy!

                    Have you actually looked at some the the SATANIC VIDEO GAMES created for this gaming console? - NO - And yet ANOTHER Epic Fail on YOUR part, buddy!

                    How dumb are you?

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                    • #160
                      Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

                      Originally posted by Scarecrow View Post
                      I understand what he means by this. Just because an Xbox 360 overheated and killed somebody doesn't make it Satanic. Let's pretend that I bought a typical stove to cook dinner with. I take it home, prepare it for dinner that evening, and turn it on. One of the burners malfunctions, and a pillar of flame catches my arm on fire. I fail to put it out, and am burnt to a crisp. Does that mean the stove was Satanic? Most likely not. But I still don't know that is entirely true. None of us do.
                      Oh we're playing pretend!

                      Let's pretend you read the Holy Bible, see your many horrible sinful ways, confess your skanky sins to Jesus, accept Him as your LORD and Master (Romans 10:9), allow the Holy Spirit to enter into you and claim you as belonging to God (1 Corinthians 6:19), and see wisdom for what it is (James 3:15) and leave this foolishness behind. Then let's pretend you get to go to Heaven for all eternity and sing the praises of the LORD who could have smote you for your nasty, disgusting ways (Ezekiel 18:4), but instead sees the blood of Christ and doesn't recognize the foul creature you really are (Revelation 7:14). You would then get to hang out with us and kick back and enjoy the show of those burning in Hell for all eternity because they refused to hide from God behind Jesus' Holy Blood.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #161
                        Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

                        Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                        Did you read the part where the woman described the STRANGE FIRE coming out of it? - NO - Epic Fail on YOUR part, buddy!

                        Did you read the part where it KILLED babies by burning them to death in this STRANGE FIRE? - NO - ANOTHER Epic Fail on YOUR part, buddy!

                        Did you read the meaning of the name "X-BoX 360" and it's occult connotations? - NO - And ANOTHER Epic Fail on YOUR part, buddy!


                        How dumb are you?
                        Read where? where's this information come from? sounds too modern to come from my trusty KJV bible so how come you can be certain of these things?
                        I presume it could be heresy, who's to say it's not the PS3 that's the devil's work? Devil may cry was initially a Playstation game and has had 2 sequels.
                        Bill Gates was pretty evil but since then has given a lot of money to charity, I think only the good Lord can make such judgements, maybe you should leave making such bold claims to him young man.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #162
                          Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

                          You're totally right brother!
                          This system is a disgrace to society and it needs to be the one burning in hell in the fire and brimstone!
                          If we don't stop it today it might kill our children of tomorrow.
                          Who knows? It's probably all niggers and homosexuals who use it!

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                          • #163
                            Originally posted by TheProphetJohn View Post
                            You're totally right brother!
                            This system is a disgrace to society and it needs to be the one burning in hell in the fire and brimstone!
                            If we don't stop it today it might kill our children of tomorrow.
                            Who knows? It's probably all niggers and homosexuals who use it!
                            Why so racist, friend? We know nothing about you yet here you are posting as some sort of authority on what fags and darkies may or may not do.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #164
                              Originally posted by NanoFunk View Post
                              Demons inside of everyday electronics. Are you kidding me? Sorry, Demons do not work that way buddy. They are only capable of possessing a living object such as a human or well
                              Care to support your egregious assertion that demons possess Wells with scripture?

                              Jesus set me straight
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                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #165
                                Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???!

                                The Godly Marines sure knows how to deal with satanic XBox 360

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