[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Single-player is good as well.

I'm really sick of people trolling on God's favourite website boasting about being self abusers.

Nobody but gaysexualism advocates care about you and your penile member

Jesus loves me.

[Pootis]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I'm really sick of people trolling on God's favourite website boasting about being self abusers.

Nobody but gaysexualism advocates care about you and your penile member

Jesus loves me.

I'm not self abusing. I'm learning how people lived in the old days.
Mining for their own stone, cutting down their own wood, fighting monsters at night, harvesting and farming, and building portals to the Nether to fight monsters there.

Jesus loves me more.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

God doesn't like Republicans more. He likes both parties equally, and is okay if people make different political choices.

Can you please show me in Scripture where you get the idea that God thinks that Demoncrats, who support baby-killing, divorce, and teaching children it's good to be a sodomite or an adulterer are "liked" by God?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I'm not self abusing. I'm learning how people lived in the old days.
Mining for their own stone, cutting down their own wood, fighting monsters at night, harvesting and farming, and builing portals to the Nether to fight monsters there.

Jesus loves me more.

You're confused, friend. In the olden days people did not build "portals to the Nether to fight monsters there." I've never read about that in the Bible or even in the Little House on the Prairie series. This is the problem with playing these games. They melt your brain and allow Satan's lies to penetrate you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You're confused, friend. In the olden days people did not build "portals to the Nether to fight monsters there." I've never read about that in the Bible or even in the Little House on the Prairie series. This is the problem with playing these games. They melt your brain and allow Satan's lies to penetrate you.

Sister, they also didn't pretend to "mine for stone" (er, no, that's called quarrying) or pretend to "cut down wood" on computers. They got off their behinds, went outside, and did it.

[Pootis]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Satan doesn't exist.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Sister, they also didn't pretend to "mine for stone" (er, no, that's called quarrying) or pretend to "cut down wood" on computers. They got off their behinds, went outside, and did it.

Indeed, good Reverend. In the olden days everyone knew the value of going to church and raising their children to fear the LORD. There were no homosexuals back then, no serial killers, people could leave their homes unlocked when going shopping. Today's world is a mess.

Come LORD Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Satan doesn't exist.

Instead of providing the PROOF asked for in a different thread, you're going to do the same thing here. Awesome debating skills, pal.

Do you watch a lot of Fox News? Do you actually think that a lie repeated often enough becomes the truth?

Cue: the True Christians(tm) telling you that Satan's greatest trick is convincing you that he doesn't exist.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

..abominations don't get accepted by God they go to Hell.

.. I'm going to Hell because I don't wear a skirt

I'm making some skirts just now, if you'd like one?

There's a choice of colours:

[TheOneThasFrai]

The Truth about minecraft

For all the Satans out here .... that say that minecraft is evil and non christian as it is killing jesus in crusifiction as him claiming to be the "lords child" ... why o why do you have to make such a bad name for your selves jesus only wanted you to live a good life enjoy it and so on not to rant about games and new technology! you are the creation of god everyone is! even the ones that dont belive there fore the creation of minecraft is GOOD! because GOd created Notch who made minecraft so there fore MINECRAFT IS CREATION OF THE LORD! you are rather ignorant of this fact and there fore you shall all fell the flames you threaten us to fear .... There are couple of articles taken from some websites but befere that ......... WHY DO YOU SEARCH STUFF ON GOOGLE.COM LIKE "Porn in minecraft" it is the same as Screaming are there any pedophiles in the world out loud so every one can hear it .... Before i say anything else.... there is one thing that caught my eye ... The "Penises" you my friend are describing are MODS(Mods are modification to the original game made by other user's to change the game they want to have for example if i put a spoiler on my car i am modifying my car same goes with a game if you tatoo a penis on a car it dosent mean the car is Faulty or Perverted or anything its just its user And also those pictures belived to be Testicles are not just beacause you seen a round object next to another one dosent mean they are testicles! you are more than ignorant actualy! .... this hugely disapoints me as i taught of christians as good people .... people with a hearth loveable and nice! YOU!!!! are nothing but a corrupted individual you know no better but to rant about future technology and it being evil and stuff why dont you play Minecraft ad expirience the Game it self ..... Same saying goes Dont Judge The Game By its Cover!!!!!!!

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[mjbmitch]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I just found out this game was made by what people call an "Indy developer"; I guess that means we even hate the maker since he's Indian.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I just found out this game was made by what people call an "Indy developer"; I guess that means we even hate the maker since he's Indian.

How about making yourself an intro thread, Bob (and actually reading the threads so you don't make the same joke as in post #5)?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I just found out this game was made by what people call an "Indy developer"; I guess that means we even hate the maker since he's Indian.

Why would a True Christian™ hate someone for being Indian?

Bobby Jindal is of Indian descent. Yet he's a Christian, and Governor of Louisiana.

Are you a bigot, mjbitch?

[TheOneThasFrai]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

"Indie" means to be Independently developed game not Indians or anything
For example if a group of people decided to make a game but they were not working in a company ... that game would be called an indie title or simply Indie
but it does not matter how many people you have for an indie game you can have just one it doesn't matter but if you work in an company you cannot develop indie games

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

"Indie" means to be Independently developed game not Indians or anything
For example if a group of people decided to make a game but they were not working in a company ... that game would be called an indie title or simply Indie
but it does not matter how many people you have for an indie game you can have just one it doesn't matter but if you work in an company you cannot develop indie games

So what! Who cares what you gamertards call things? You're all going to Hell unless you stop praying to Mario and Nintendo and start getting with Jesus.