[Malice in Wonderland]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Then there is of course for modern gaming computers The Bibleman, a Fight for faith. Sometimes I even let my kids to watch when I play it.

Ok, that post deserves Facebook status. That's hilarious! Poor kids, but really, Bibleman? That's the best you can do with the power of JesOS?

[Quobble]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Yep, Bibleman...it looks SO MUCH BETTER than Minecraft.

Every member of your wonderous part of the Baptist church (i know some a-hole baptists, and they are NO fundamentalists like youGodly folks here)
is calling themself "true christian". Well, I loled very hard and very loud at the fluffy bunnies like myself.

A true Christion is open for other cultures, he is nice to other races and ideas of world orders.
A true christian tries to understand other ideas of lifestyle.
A true christian want to help to make the world a better place AND he (or she) tries to see the good things in the world.

You are seeing the bad things everywhere. What an amazing ability
You are seeing satanic things in video games. (I have to admit, that there ARE some bad video games, which are strange, stupid and brutal-but they are not satanic. They are just made by insane persons)
You think that all humans have to think like YOU.
You can think on your own. Because "god" is thinking for you.

(Proof -> god gave adam animals, and he had to give them names -> i dont know any bible quotes, but i know this part)

Defining the world on your own makes us humans.

So please, please wake up the heathens and stop them from acting like trained animals.
(a trained animal will do what his "owner" says)

Maybe theres some time left.

Thanks for reading, I hope you wont die alone and without thinking "man, Quobble was such a total loser douche-bag"


ps: are you trying to ban me? guys, that wont work. Ima pirate

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Yep, Bibleman...it looks SO MUCH BETTER than Minecraft.

..............Thanks for reading, I hope you wont die alone and without thinking "man, Quobble was such a total loser douche-bag"


ps: are you trying to ban me? guys, that wont work. Ima pirate

Too late,.... she is banned!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

A true Christion is open for other cultures, he is nice to other races and ideas of world orders.
A true christian tries to understand other ideas of lifestyle.
A true christian want to help to make the world a better place AND he (or she) tries to see the good things in the world.

Can you cite Scripture to support any of this?

A True Christian™, you see, does what God commands. His orders are found in the Bible.

For example, Deuteronomy 13:6-10

6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

We are ordered to stone to death anyone who tries to tempt others to abandon God. The way you are doing, by suggesting we follow the false god you've created in your mind. You know, the one that agrees with you about everything.

Romans 16:17 directs us to stay away from those who teach a false doctrine (any other religion) or who cause division:

Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

You think that all humans have to think like YOU.
You can think on your own. Because "god" is thinking for you.

No. We know that all humans who follow God's Commands will go to Heaven, and all others (like you) will spend eternity in His Lake of Fire. We want to help people find Heaven.

Thanks for reading, I hope you wont die alone and without thinking "man, Quobble was such a total loser douche-bag"

Man, Quobble was such a total loser douche-bag, and he's chosen to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

<--Quobble's future

And I'm not alone. I have human friends, and I have Jesus.

ps: are you trying to ban me? guys, that wont work. Ima buttpirate

Your sodomania is not of interest to us, pervert!

[Malice in Wonderland]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Now I'm certain. Do I get a prize for being the longest lasting MineCraft defender on this forum?

Well, if not, Quobble was right. A REAL Christian is somebody who recognizes the good in this world; but can think for himself. For example, I believe in the men who refuse to sacrifice their sons just because God told them too.

If that be the price for going to Hell, I'm willing to pay it. I will die an individual, whether you like it or not. Quobble, Stephen McAll and many others have tried to bring the truth to your eyes. But it will not be seen, will it?

So we may go to hell, but we're the better people. We're the people who lived life, and who fought to save those who could see in only red.

Goodbye, Landover. Ban me if you want. But rest assured that if I go to Hell, I'm not going to be the only one there.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Now I'm certain. Do I get a prize for being the longest lasting MineCraft defender on this forum?

Your prize will be instant third degree burns that never heal and never get numb for ever and ever and ever.

Well, if not, Quobble was right. A REAL Christian is somebody who recognizes the good in this world; but can think for himself. For example, I believe in the men who refuse to sacrifice their sons just because God told them too.

I fail to find evidence for either of these rather childish ideas in the Holy Bible. Want to try again?

If that be the price for going to Hell, I'm willing to pay it. I will die an individual, whether you like it or not.

Unless you're a Siamese twin, we would expect you to die an individual.

(a-dur)

So we may go to hell, but we're the better people. We're the people who lived life, and who fought to save those who could see in only red.

In what way will being "better people" serve you in eternity? You think Satan will give you your choice of rapists?

Goodbye, Landover. Ban me if you want. But rest assured that if I go to Hell, I'm not going to be the only one there.

Oh rest assured, we know that already.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Now I'm certain. Do I get a prize for being the longest lasting MineCraft defender on this forum?

You got your prize. Ever seen a cat with its paw on a mouses tail?

Well, if not, Quobble was right. A REAL Christian is somebody who recognizes the good in this world; but can think for himself. For example, I believe in the men who refuse to sacrifice their sons just because God told them too.

Then you know nothing of the sacrifices God suffered with Jesus.

If that be the price for going to Hell, I'm willing to pay it. I will die an individual, whether you like it or not. Quobble, Stephen McAll and many others have tried to bring the truth to your eyes. But it will not be seen, will it?

We all see the truth. We always have.

So we may go to hell, but we're the better people. We're the people who lived life, and who fought to save those who could see in only red.

Have a nice trip. Wear sunscreen (or marinade).

Goodbye, Landover. Ban me if you want. But rest assured that if I go to Hell, I'm not going to be the only one there.

No, there will be lots of Satan's minion's there to rape you as their razor sharp incisors repeatedly tear at your flesh, peeling it away layer by excruciating layer. You'll be screaming but no one will hear you. The barbed talleywacker of the devil Himself, catching on tender areas of your colon and pilling it inside out from your anus. Have fun!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Goodbye, Landover. Ban me if you want. But rest assured that if I go to Hell, I'm not going to be the only one there.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Petroleus]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Dear Quobble

But Minecraft is not true! People creating there own world and pretend to be god?!
Our god is the only god, dont make small inferior people to heavenly Persons!

I think to be banned was the only reason for you to be here!

regards,
Brother Petroleus

[Malice in Wonderland]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

People hate your forum.

I've been doing a bit of... research, and I've figured out pretty fast that people really, really hate this forum. I mean REALLY hate it.

Let's start with the Enjin company. On many, many of their sites they have threads complaining about you.

The Hack Forums. Seven threads within the first search.

Team Avolition. Oh, you guys will LOVE what they have to say.

Westboro.

St. Stephen's.

Hundreds of other groups across the US. They hate you for this reason. All you do on these forums is complain! I mean, even in the OTHER thread groups. God.

Say you don't care what unsaved trash say. But I know deep down, you do. Better you realize this now, drop such hypocritical topics as this one and others, and just finally go outside and live life.

Have fun.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

No friend, we do not care what other people have to say. Only what God has to say.

Would you mind wearing this little bell?

[Petroleus]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Thats right Brother James

Malice, what are you talking about? This forum likes God, so God likes this forum and thats more than any other website on this planet!

Maybe we have to convert you before writing more of this dumb here!

regards,
Brother Petroleus

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

People hate your forum.

Oh no!

John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

People hate your forum.

I've been doing a bit of... research, and I've figured out pretty fast that people really, really hate this forum. I mean REALLY hate it...

So people hate being told the truth about God of the Bible and His commands for us?

Colour everyone here surprised.

Not.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Now I'm certain. Do I get a prize for being the longest lasting MineCraft defender on this forum?

Would this do?

Well, if not, Quobble was right. A REAL Christian is somebody who recognizes the good in this world; but can think for himself.

No, that's a real secular humanist. A real Christian is someone who obeys God's commands . . . all of them. Like them or not.

For example, I believe in the men who refuse to sacrifice their sons just because God told them too.

Which ones are those?

Abraham didn't say no; he prepared to sacrifice Isaac because God told him to.

People hate your forum.

I've been doing a bit of... research, and I've figured out pretty fast that people really, really hate this forum. I mean REALLY hate it.

...

Say you don't care what unsaved trash say.

We don't. We tell the truth about the Bible, and if people don't like it, that's between them and God.

You choose Hell. Enjoy. We choose Life.