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  • #3496
    Let the Lol's begin!

    Oh, dear God Lovers...
    You make me laugh so.
    I tried to understand you...
    But I am just too clueless...
    But now you just lost my trust by posting this...
    Walking penis...LOL, I want one
    Sex Slaves? ROFL, if only I could be one
    Christians writing this?! Thank you!
    Do me a little something, please <3 - Give me anal sex
    1. I want to go to School, Learn something maybe
    2. piffleing find out I am NOT smart, go to a Mental Hospital.
    3. Your religion makes me laugh, get a better one, or fix this one.

    Good. Now, Griefers are Sex Slaves, but people who want to be trolls on Minecraft servers and destroy things. I repeat, Sex Slaves.

    I'm sorry, I just, REALLY needed to point that out.

    Anyways, Christians? I smile upon. Well, Now I do, Because of your sane, and wise post.
    Holy Batman, writing this makes me laugh! Just knowing Satan and God, And Twinkies aren't real...And I'm writing a rant on them..?
    Anyways, LET THE LOL REPLIES BEGIN!
    And please, Look up Betty Crocker! (Or Jelly rolls, Er, Both please)

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    • #3497
      Re: Let the Lol's begin!

      I am NOT looking up Jelly rolls. You can't trick me like that.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #3498
        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

        I play MineCraft. OMG. I am a sex slave. Holy shit.
        Lev.18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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        • #3499
          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

          Originally posted by Scabbesr View Post
          I play MineCraft. OMG. I am a sex slave. Holy shit.
          Apparently your restraints are loose.

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          • #3500
            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

            Originally posted by Steve View Post
            Apparently your restraints are loose.
            That's probably not all that's loose.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #3501
              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              That's probably not all that's loose.
              Nope, that's not all. Just letting you all know, you're fucking dumb. How the fuck do you think you're going to tell me I'm going to hell for being the way I am. God loves homosexuals. I wish you all the best with getting into heaven, because all that hate you're talking is sure as hell going to attract Satan.
              Lev.18:22
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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              • #3502
                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                Originally posted by Scabbesr View Post
                God loves homosexuals.
                Care to post the Scripture that backs that up? Because my Bible says something different.


                Lev.18:22
                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                Lev.20:13
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                Rom.1:26-27
                For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #3503
                  Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                  Originally posted by Scabies View Post
                  Nope, that's not all. Just letting you all know, you're piffleing dumb. How the piffle do you think you're going to tell me I'm going to hell for being the way I am. God loves homosexuals.
                  Quite simply, because the Bible directs us to execute homosexuals, and specifically calls them out as a class of people who will not inherit the kingdom of God.

                  In other words, God wants us to stone you to death, and then He's going to resurrect you at Judgment specifically so He can burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire.

                  Why would you think He loves you? He HATES you for rejecting Him!

                  Why not get right with God, Scabies?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #3504
                    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                    Originally posted by Scabs View Post
                    Nope, that's not all. Just letting you all know, you're piffleing dumb. How the piffle do you think you're going to tell me I'm going to hell for being the way I am. God loves homosexuals. I wish you all the best with getting into heaven, because all that hate you're talking is sure as hell going to attract Satan.


                    Then why does the Bible specifically state that gays are an abomination who should be killed?

                    Explain how both this and your statement are not mutually exclusive.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #3505
                      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                      Originally posted by Serina the slut View Post
                      WOW. is all i can say, Honestly your picking on a game like Minecraft? Its a game Based on the FREEDOM to build, consturuct Anything in this game.
                      And the Towel of Babel was built by a sinful mankind, too, and God stopped them (Genesis 11:1-9). The only thing we want is the FREEDOM to accept the free gift of God called eternal life (Romans 6:23). Nothing else interests us, Call Girl.

                      Pastor Ed

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                      • #3506
                        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                        Right Minecraft Is bad The duengens And nether But cranky old man you say that you are cranky lol love to kill the bads try aa2.5 or aa3 are you a bad guy try halo the worst game in the world notch is a jew and is not bad plz do not make my army look bad

                        and dont call me gay look up roger magnuson he is my great uncle and my dad almose got kicked out of college becuase he try to stop the gay front there and as a lawyer's son this is alot of kids by the way pride is a bad thing mr.cranky you are prideful but i am not here to be mean free baptist is my church here in germany i would never go to cranky's church

                        infantry leads the way God's fav.

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                        • #3507
                          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                          What?
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #3508
                            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                            First off, there is no such thing as "lava survival" in minecraft. I've played the game quite a bit, and have never encountered such a thing. Could you please show the source where you found this piece of information.

                            Secondly, something needs to be understand about minecraft: it's a game where you can do anything, anything at all. In a sense, it's alot like real life. That is, you can use minecraft to glorify God, or to glorify Satan. It's your choice. Personally, I use it to glorify God.
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • #3509
                              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                              Originally posted by godpower97 View Post
                              First off, there is no such thing as "lava survival" in minecraft. I've played the game quite a bit, and have never encountered such a thing. Could you please show the source where you found this piece of information.

                              Secondly, something needs to be understand about minecraft: it's a game where you can do anything, anything at all. In a sense, it's alot like real life. That is, you can use minecraft to glorify God, or to glorify Satan. It's your choice. Personally, I use it to glorify God.

                              Hello there friend, it is interesting that you claim to glorify the Lord while you are direct rebellion against his appointed authority here at Landover Baptist Church.

                              Hebrews
                              13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

                              Who taught you how to hate Jesus by practicing witchcraft?

                              1 Samuel
                              15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

                              Now, I suggest tha you go to the INTRODUTIONS section and introduce yourself. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
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                              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                              • #3510
                                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                                There is a difference between rebellion against authority and suggesting a different opinion. Also, saying I am "rebelling against authority" does is not a valid argument against my suggestion.

                                And how am I practicing witchcraft?
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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