[Nobar King]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

This is something that people pay for?

[Edgar Anderson]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

It saddens me what have become of our country. The kids will grow up to become moralless anarchists, rapists, murderers, etc.

[Talitha]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

It saddens me what have become of our country. The kids will grow up to become moralless anarchists, rapists, murderers, etc.

Even worse............... ATHEISTS!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I play doom 3 - a 3d shooter in which you blow away demonic monsters from hell with a variety of futuristic weaponary. It doesnt really have satan in it but if it did i would blow his sorry arse away as well.

Then you must really suck at it as Doom 3 takes place in Hell and Satan is the final boss you have to defeat. Doom 3 is an excellent example of why no one should ever play video games. Your mind and soul have clearly been destroyed by Doom 3.

[bitchimtheboss]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Wallmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of learning them the American way of going to McDonalds for that. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings, instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative, instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

I'll skip the obvious flaws in grammar and get straight to the point.
Is the American way REALLY God's way? Didn't Jesus make his own tools? Didn't our forefathers farm their own food instead of going to McDonalds? Don't we build our own buildings? Or did god poof your house to where it is now?? Why can't our children be creative? Because you can't control your children's creativity? Because you're afraid your children are smarter than you are? Because I hope to god for their sake they are. You sir, have a few things to learn. Maybe it's just because I was raised in a southern baptist church and am now a computer science major, but I see NOTHING WRONG with Minecraft.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Is the American way REALLY God's way?

Yes.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Brother COM, you did nothing at all wrong!

What would a ginger know about grammar, except that his hair is orange like one!



^..Gramma is a type of sweet pumpkin.

The fact that he started a sentence with the word BECAUSE also clearly shows he is no expert on the matter.

YIC

Sister Phebe Dewitt.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I'll skip the obvious flaws in grammar and get straight to the point.
Is the American way REALLY God's way?

Are you a commie to ask such an idiotic question?

Didn't Jesus make his own tools? Didn't our forefathers farm their own food instead of going to McDonalds? Don't we build our own buildings? Or did god poof your house to where it is now??

Sure, we told the Mexicans and Chines what needed to be done and they did what they were told.

What were those tobacco and cotton fields filled with friend? African slaves.

What were the factories of Andrew Carnegie and Henry Ford filled with? Irish and Slavic immigrants.

Who built the railroads? The Irish and Chinese.

Who grows our food? Mexican illegals.

I don't know what communist version of America Herr Obama has you convinced of but America was never a nation of paupers with dirty hands.

Why can't our children be creative? Because you can't control your children's creativity? Because you're afraid your children are smarter than you are? Because I hope to god for their sake they are. You sir, have a few things to learn. Maybe it's just because I was raised in a southern baptist church and am now a computer science major, but I see NOTHING WRONG with Minecraft.

No are you no Southern Baptist. A Real Baptists knows what America is, like they would know to capitalize the word "God".

[dsmiller95]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

this thread is hysterical. if you guys are truly serious about this, then you are fucking idiots.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

this thread is hysterical. if you guys are truly serious about this, then you are piffleing idiots.

Yes, it is unbelievable the number of idiots who come in trying to defend this communist pimping, anti-American values game.

[Notchz]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Hello ya'll. I'm the creator of this game.
The first thing I'll say is that you're all fucking idiots. The blocky textures is because I did this all alone, and thus I can't create more advanced textures because I'm a coder. The term "indie" means independent, with other words I'm not tied to a bigger company like Activison or Blizzard.

Secondly, I'm happy I wasn't raised by you morons when I was a child. No video games? REALLY?! Your kids must fucking hate you. I would've killed myself if I didn't get to play video games. Also what is bad with creativity? So you are saying every single painter, musician, game designer and so on and so forth is a Satanist?

When I first read this extremely idiotic thread I thought it was a joke. Then I looked through the replies. Wow. Just wow. And those aren't walking penises, for you to even think that you need to have a dirty mind you fucking pervert. For one, they're green. Second they aren't even shaped like a penis. Third, it's a monster. It blows up when it comes near you. This game have nothing to do about mocking your oh so precious non-existent god. It's for kids and adults alike to be able to express their creativity in this virtual sandbox. For those who don't like that there's also a survival mode. And there will be a adventure mode in the future.

With other words, you guys are giant morons. Oh and by the way, I am an atheist. God does not exist, nor does Satan or hell. The world was created by the big bang. So yeah, I'll enjoy my non existent hell, and I'll enjoy coding my minecraft, get rich as fuck and fuck lots o' whores with all the money!

Ciao idiots.

[piffleing]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

here here, notch!

[Lisa H]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Hello ya'll. I'm the creator of this game.
The first thing I'll say is that you're all piffleing idiots. The blocky textures is because I did this all alone, and thus I can't create more advanced textures because I'm a coder. The term "indie" means independent, with other words I'm not tied to a bigger company like Activison or Blizzard.

Secondly, I'm happy I wasn't raised by you mormons when I was a child. No video games? REALLY?! Your kids must piffleing hate you. I would've killed myself if I didn't get to play video games. Also what is bad with creativity? So you are saying every single painter, musician, game designer and so on and so forth is a Satanist?

When I first read this extremely idiotic thread I thought it was a joke. Then I looked through the replies. Wow. Just wow. And those aren't walking penises, for you to even think that you need to have a dirty mind you piffleing pervert. For one, they're green. Second they aren't even shaped like a penis. Third, it's a monster. It blows up when it comes near you. This game have nothing to do about mocking your oh so precious non-existent god. It's for kids and adults alike to be able to express their creativity in this virtual sandbox. For those who don't like that there's also a survival mode. And there will be a adventure mode in the future.

With other words, you guys are giant mormons. Oh and by the way, I am an atheist. God does not exist, nor does Satan or hell. The world was created by the big bang. So yeah, I'll enjoy my non existent hell, and I'll enjoy coding my minecraft, get rich as piffle and piffle lots o' whores with all the money!

Ciao idiots.

You should not take credit for things other people have done. It is called stealing. Now go and repent and ask for forgiveness.

Acts 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Hello ya'll. I'm the creator of this game.
The first thing I'll say is that you're all piffleing idiots. The blocky textures is because I did this all alone, and thus I can't create more advanced textures because I'm a coder. The term "indie" means independent, with other words I'm not tied to a bigger company like Activison or Blizzard.

Secondly, I'm happy I wasn't raised by you mormons when I was a child. No video games? REALLY?! Your kids must piffleing hate you. I would've killed myself if I didn't get to play video games. Also what is bad with creativity? So you are saying every single painter, musician, game designer and so on and so forth is a Satanist?

When I first read this extremely idiotic thread I thought it was a joke. Then I looked through the replies. Wow. Just wow. And those aren't walking penises, for you to even think that you need to have a dirty mind you piffleing pervert. For one, they're green. Second they aren't even shaped like a penis. Third, it's a monster. It blows up when it comes near you. This game have nothing to do about mocking your oh so precious non-existent god. It's for kids and adults alike to be able to express their creativity in this virtual sandbox. For those who don't like that there's also a survival mode. And there will be a adventure mode in the future.

With other words, you guys are giant mormons. Oh and by the way, I am an atheist. God does not exist, nor does Satan or hell. The world was created by the big bang. So yeah, I'll enjoy my non existent hell, and I'll enjoy coding my minecraft, get rich as piffle and piffle lots o' whores with all the money!

Ciao idiots.

*yawn*

You're boring.

It is more than apparent that you are just a child and what you are doing is identity theft as well as claiming credit for someone else's intellectual property.

I have already emailed Markus Perrson with a link to your claims.

I may be against this game and computer games generally, but he does need to know little brats like you are out on the internet claiming to be him.


BTW here is the prison time you could get for your little prank.

The increase in crimes of identity theft lead to the drafting of the Identity Theft and Assumption Deterrence Act. In 1998, The Federal Trade Commission appeared before the United States Senate. The FTC discussed crimes which exploit consumer credit to commit loan fraud, mortgage fraud, lines-of-credit fraud, credit card fraud, commodities and services frauds. The Identity Theft and Assumption Deterrence Act (2003) [ITADA] amended U.S. Code Title 18, § 1028 ("Fraud related to activity in connection with identification documents, authentication features, and information"). The statute now makes the possession of any "means of identification" to "knowingly transfer, possess, or use without lawful authority" a federal crime, alongside unlawful possession of identification documents. However, for federal jurisdiction to prosecute, the crime must include an "identification document" that either: (a) is purportedly issued by the United States, (b) is used or intended to defraud the United States, © is sent through the mail, or (d) is used in a manner that affects interstate or foreign commerce. See 18 U.S.C. § 1028©. Punishment can be up to 5, 15, 20, or 30 years in federal prison, plus fines, depending on the underlying crime per 18 U.S.C. § 1028(b). In addition, punishments for the unlawful use of a "means of identification" were strengthened in § 1028A ("Aggravated Identity Theft"), allowing for a consecutive sentence under specific enumerated felony violations as defined in § 1028A©(1) through .

Hope you enjoy your 5 - 30 yr sentence. I can guarantee you, you will be praying to Jesus while your cellmate Bubba is sodomizing you.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Digglezpwnz]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I'm here for a good conversation, debate... because I enjoy playing minecraft.

I honestly feel so bad for you. Genetic Manipulation? I thought those scientists don't know what they were talking about? And now you're giving them the benefit of the doubt that one day they can change the world to look like this? Seriously 100% Laughable, Get real.


Walking penises... really? If yours look like that then I mourn for you and your horrible disfigured parts. This is one of the saddest things I've ever heard, and you're being serious... I would hate to hear your opinion on TV if this is what you pull from that picture.

Masterbating over his creation? Way to jump to a assumption there buddy.. chances are you're the one masterbating. It's called an Awe-inspiring sight, when something takes you that long to make why wouldn't you actually enjoy it? As if someone that wrote the bible wouldn't read it and press it to others, rofl.

LOL, you seriously have some mental issues that I would see a therapist about. You're against kids being creative? With your imagination I would think you would be all for it, otherwise who will make these outrageous claims when you die and goto heaven? Lol, you're even against being independent... thats just ignorant. Going to McDonald's? Really? You're are seriously the reason why the usa is in the Shape / State that its in. I will hardly even touch on the Obama thing, thats just sad that you think the president of the usa has time to mess around with games when our country is the way it is.

The halloween thing, just makes me laugh... However I can understand that you feel this way, if I was mislead so horribly as a child and knew no better, I would be the same way.