[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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P.S. I know I'm done with TF2 talk, but I have a quick question. Why on the church's banner states, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Isn't that a tad bit rude especially if someone wants to go to your church to be saved?

We think it's "a tad bit rude" for people to spit in God's face and reject His word and the gift of eternal life. In fact, it's the height off arrogance. Your unbelief is tantamount to calling God, the source of all truth, a liar.

First John 5:10-11: 10 He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself: he that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son. 11 And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.

Do you want to spend all eternity writhing in agony?

Rev 14:10-11: 10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: 11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

[MLG_Armadillo]

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Plox halp m8s, I have a little stupid kid called "Bryan" (Full name: <<<removed>>>) and he is playing this game (TF2).

(He also has a YouTube channel:<<<porn link removed>>>)

When I tell him to stop he always want to kill me with a strange killstreak shotgun.

He also tries to threaten some friends with messages like:
"I will DoS him XD I'm poor n00b"


I'm asking here because I don't know what to do!
Will he kill me with his gun?
And most important, will the killstreak count on the scoreboard?

Thanks, love and peace <3

[Basilissa]

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I have a little stupid kid called "Bryan"

Hi sweetie, and to our godly forum!

If your kid is acting up, why don't you punish him as God intended?

Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Proverbs 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

I hope that was helpful.

[MLG_Armadillo]

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YouTube = porn? wow...


Nvm, I just killed him now, he was trying to kill me with his backburner (killstreak of course) in w+m1 style.

I'm happy cuz now my killstreak is on the tab list!!!!!!


PS: ***stupid trolling about male anatomy in Papist language removed by moderator***


Thanks, good bye m10s.

[Alvin Moss]

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YouTube = porn? wow...


Nvm, I just killed him now, he was trying to kill me with his backburner (killstreak of course) in w+m1 style.

I'm happy cuz now my killstreak is on the tab list!!!!!!


PS: ***stupid trolling about male anatomy in Papist language removed by moderator***


Thanks, good bye m10s.

We speak plain American here, pervert. If you think you can injure us with a witch spell, you are sadly mistaken.


Exodus 22:18 contains God's word on this matter. You would do well to read, understand and tremblingly obey.

[hatehate]

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You <<<inappropriate language removed>>>! As far as violence and cursing, do what you will. But saying that TF2 is evil? Anti-American: Why, because there are other ethnicities? <<<inappropriate language removed>>>. God bashing: Im sorry you have to take everything that is said to the extreme. Homosexuality?!: Honestly?! Get behind me doctor is said because the person is trying to protect the medic whilst being healed. The outfits they wear arent to represent fetishes and gayness. Also, you extremist <<<inappropriate language removed>>>, the world is different than your old time racist, stereotypical society. So people are gay, who CARES!?! And Valve is not a DEVIL'S COMPANY! You're just a bunch of ingnorant <<<inappropriate language removed>>>!! (Now you can ban me now that the truth has been said.)

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings Mr. Hate. You seem very angry and it would be best if you seek peace through Jah. A nice spliff would calm you. The white people here will probably be shocked at your angry display but they will want to help you. If you were to tell them about how you found out about Jesus it would soothe them. These are the most tolerant and friendly of white people and they have never tried to lynch me or anyone else that I know. If you are a witch I would advise you to move because they are hostile toward witches. By now they will know where you live and where to go to find you. If you are a sinner they may catch you and beat you for your own good but it would not be through hate.

[Elvin Arroyo]

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I must completely agree with you. These gamertards must be stopped, as the only thing that they ever do is play these god-bashing, homosexual and violent games. I am most upset by the homosexuality in this game, as it is strictly prohibited here and is just plain wrong.

Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

[Basilissa]

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I must completely agree with you. These gamertards must be stopped, as the only thing that they ever do is play these god-bashing, homosexual and violent games. I am most upset by the homosexuality in this game, as it is strictly prohibited here and is just plain wrong.

Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

Hello and welcome to our Godly forum! May I ask you to go to the Introduction forum and introduce yourself (and please do follow the rules as spelled out on the top of that page)?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I must completely agree with you. These gamertards must be stopped, as the only thing that they ever do is play these god-bashing, homosexual and violent games. I am most upset by the homosexuality in this game, as it is strictly prohibited here and is just plain wrong.

Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

Well said, friend! Anyone who loves children and grandmothers and apple pie and America would be offended by these games.

[Alvin Moss]

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I must completely agree with you.

Welcome, Elvin. You are off to a good start with your demonstration of your understanding that we are right and everyone else is wrong. Please do make a proper introduction. I have high hopes that you are a Christian. We have had to defend ourselves against the blandishments and assaults of too many devilish wretches of late. You have a Mexican name; I hope you aren't a Papist. Are you saved?

[True Demon]

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When characters say "I love this doctor" they don't mean THAT kind of love. If a mom says "I love you" to her son, it doesn't mean that she wants to fuck her son.

[Elmer G. White]

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When characters say "I love this doctor" they don't mean THAT kind of love. If a mom says "I love you" to her son, it doesn't mean that she wants to piffle her son.

Dear Sinner,

You seem to be young and innocent. That is fine but the Fallen (Genesis 3:6) Earth contains many repulsive instances that might be beyond your comprehension.

If a mom says "I love you" to her son, it is highly likely that this will eventually result in an incestuous relationship. In your adorable innocence you probably demand some kind of proof. That is available.



During the early days of the World, incest was not as bad in the eyes of Jesus as today, as genetic entropy was less advanced. As a result, even some of our beloved patriarchs were conceived when an older woman loved a boy THAT way.

Exodus 6:20
And Amram took him Jochebed his father's sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years

A boy and his aunt. AND that was before the sins of adultery and sodomy were as widespread as today. The situation at the moment is MUCH worse. You've been warned. Lustful women will not pass any chance to fornicate. "I love you" is a dangerous thing to say to your son!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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"I love you" is a dangerous thing to say to your son!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Indeed, Dr. White, precious else is so dastardly to the development of a young Soldier in Christ than the pandering and coddling of a mother. I have been successful in refraining from uttering such dangerous phrases to my children lest they believe their behavior is not as important as their attitudes. Jesus tells us that in fact, our attitude is the first and foremost concern of the Holy Trinity, as those who lack the attitude of sufficient faith have confirmed their own Eternal Damnation (John 3:18). I'd hate to know my words contributed to my children letting down their guard even once. As they say, "You can be the nicest guy in Hell, but Satan will still find you, bend you over, and laugh all the way to the Brimstone Bank on your back side!"

[Communal Disease]

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Oh my!

Who'd have thought that Valve could be so EVIL.


LOOK AT THE GAMES THEY HAVE MADE!
-Counter Strike: Play as a TERRORIST (oh my!)
-Dota2: So much fantasy GOD HATING
-Half Life: BLASPHEMY AND ALIENS


Keep your kids away from Valve. They're clearly working for SATAN.


I think its the COMPUTERS THAT ARE EVIL. I WILL NEVER TOUCH A SINGLE COMPUTER, BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL AND WITCHCRAFT SCIENCE MACHINES. THEY CAUSE CANCER AND MAKE YOU AUTISTIC.
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