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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
Wait, if cats are pancakes, then who are pancakes?
Wait, if cats are pancakes, then who are pancakes?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
Cats are not pancakes. Please try to stay on topic.Comment
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
But who are pancakes then?Comment
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
But pancakes aren't introductionOriginally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostComment
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
Gotta love those stupid triggered psycho christiansComment
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Originally posted by WhoLikeChurch View Post
Friend, why don't you come to love Jesus instead before judging us.
Romans 2:1Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: forwherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgestdoest the same things.Comment
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
I doubt you triggered them. Was this a trolling attempt? I´d say you failed.Originally posted by WhoLikeChurch View Post
Kind regards,
RolandJeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.Comment
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
What do you seek to accomplish here?Originally posted by WhoLikeChurch View PostI didn't
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.Comment
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
Trolling those stupid christians, you are one ya know...Originally posted by Roland View Post
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I'm running out of superlatives to describe you.Originally posted by WhoLikeChurch View PostTrolling those stupid christians, you are one ya know...
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
Thank you for your persecution. This is how we know that we are right:Originally posted by WhoLikeChurch View PostTrolling those stupid christians, you are one ya know...
2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
I will pray for your soul.
You don't realize that yet, but 
is the biggest Troll of the universe - He is, in fact, trolling you right now:
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
So keep laughing now - we'll be the ones laughing in the future when God torments you in
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God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
Wait if cupcakes are red, then pancakes are blue?Comment
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So to "troll" is to say irrelevant things in the middle of other people's conversations? Jimmy Roy's boy does that, but everyone says that's because he fell into Pastor Zeke's pool when it was empty. Do you bray like a donkey, too?Originally posted by WhoLikeChurch View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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