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  • #3481
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Question still stands, as, oh yeah, you don't make the rules here.
    Idgaf it is offensive to a lot of people like me who haven't even met their mother

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    • #3482
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      <<<homoerotic image removed by moderator>>>

      Dog poo

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      • #3483
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        I'm just starting to shit post (it's a term look it up) myself into Oblivion untill it get banned it guess, so again hello mods What's the point of having "forum rules" if there aren't actually any rules lmao and Каки сте ви идиоти See ya in a few hours

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        • #3484
          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
          This is completely off topic but eh,So this is a 100% Christian forum and stuff,
          Wouldn't naming someone "unsaved trash" not be like nice?
          That's okay. The LORD doesn't judge us for being nice, but for being righteous!

          Glory!

          You might want to familiarize yourself with the sticky threads for noobs in our Introduction Forum: "Noobs" please read this before posting. There you'll find the very explanation you're looking for: Why am I labeled "Unsaved Trash" and "Under Investigation"? That's hurtful.

          Suffice it to say, the LORD doesn't make allowances for people who identify as special snowflakes. It doesn't make any difference if a woman is a young virgin, pure of heart and spirit, or and old, toothless, daytime whore, her menstrual rags are disgusting and repulsive. It should come as no surprise to learn Jesus thinks of you (anyone who hasn't accepted Christ as a matter of fact) this way (Isaiah 64:6). We're being rather polite, don't you think? And for the same reason you wouldn't hang them up in your home when you had company over, Jesus won't let unrighteous souls into Heaven (Revelation 21:27). So rather than whine about no red carpet being rolled out for you, why don't you consider apologizing to Christ for being so awful He killed Himself.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #3485
            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Didn't bother to read that tbh and since it can't let me write a essay here:What's the point of believing in God if we were a evolution of gorillas, if we are trying to find out if God actually exists or no (no evident proof yet) is straight up stupid if we were a evolution of gorillas. Also God could also be a female, did you think about that? If we were a evolution of gorillas we shouldn't be messing with how life started and stuff we should be like eating bananas and stuff but we aren't. (Realising your poor English skills make you sound stupid af lmao)

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            • #3486
              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              The more and more I'm on this forum the more I question my sanity and the sanity of the people on this forum

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              • #3487
                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                Didn't bother to read that tbh and since it can't let me write a essay here:What's the point of believing in God if we were a evolution of gorillas,
                What's the point of answering a question if you don't bother listening to the answers of your questions?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #3488
                  Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                  The more and more I'm on this forum the more I question my sanity and the sanity of the people on this forum
                  That's smart, actually. That is, questioning your own sanity. We don't worry about our own, because our mission is to inform others about the Bible, and parts of it strike many people as crazy.


                  We don't worry about that either, because "inform" isn't the same as "defend" or "make palatable". You can call it crazy and decide to flout its authority; all we require here in this forum is that you discuss the Bible as actually written. Anything beyond that, i.e. what happens if you don't believe the Bible, is not something within our sphere of influence.


                  But then again, how could it be? None of us here is God. And somebody claiming to be God would be regarded as crazy.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • #3489
                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                    I'm just starting to shit post (it's a term look it up) myself into Oblivion untill it get banned it guess, so again hello mods What's the point of having "forum rules" if there aren't actually any rules lmao and Каки сте ви идиоти See ya in a few hours
                    What do you mean "just starting to"? All the other posts were the good ones?
                    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                    • #3490
                      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                      This is completely off topic but eh,So this is a 100% Christian forum and stuff,
                      Wouldn't naming someone "unsaved trash" not be like nice?
                      Who told you being a Christian meant to be nice?

                      Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                      Idgaf it is offensive to a lot of people like me who haven't even met their mother
                      Does that mean you have a special privilege to swear?

                      Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                      I Каки сте ви идиоти
                      Tavarishch, this is an American forum, so please write in plain American. Panimayietie? Bo gdyby wszyscy gadali po swojemu to mielibyśmy totalny chaos, nadie podría entender a nadie más, mana pipas yachan imata runakuna rimashanku, ad nauseam, ad mortem defaecatamque.

                      See what I did there?

                      If you name correctly all languages I used, and translate, I'll give you positive reputation.

                      Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                      Didn't bother to read that tbh and since it can't let me write a essay here:What's the point of believing in God if we were a evolution of gorillas,
                      If you find me someone (besides you, that is) believing that people descend from gorillas, I'll be surprised.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #3491
                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                        Idgaf it is offensive to a lot of people like me who haven't even met their mother
                        Dear Miss Poo,


                        How can you not have met your mother? Did she take one look at you and become so violently ill that she had to leave you all alone with daddy? Were they married in the Sight of God, before she ran off with the milkman?


                        If they weren't that makes you a, and I am sorry to say this, bastard. As a bastard you cannot enter into God's congregation:


                        Deuteronomy 23:2 - A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


                        Did daddy punish you often and did you endure that punishment, if not you are also a bastard:


                        Hebrews 12:6-8
                        6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                        7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                        8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.


                        It's not me saying this, it's God.


                        I will say a few words for you.


                        YIC
                        TT
                        Isaiah 66:15

                        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                        • #3492
                          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Is this all a joke? Highly seems like one

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                          • #3493
                            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                            Is this all a joke? Highly seems like one
                            Do you think Jesus is a joke? Do you think God's Word is a joke? Do you think religion is a joke?

                            I will pray for your hellbound soul.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • #3494
                              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                              Is this all a joke? Highly seems like one
                              The 1611 King James Bible is not a joke my friend.

                              The Book of Revelation is about to be fullfilled.

                              2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
                              Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                              • #3495
                                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by dogpoo View Post
                                Is this all a joke? Highly seems like one
                                How can it be a joke? It's all based on the Bible.
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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