[xXTF2queerLover69Xx]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi im xXTF2Lover69Xx im gay as hell and this game ROCKS MY SOCKS

fuckign fight me you white suburban moms against team fortress 2, fight me

[Alvin Moss]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi im xXTF2Lover69Xx im gay as hell and this game ROCKS MY SOCKS

piffleign fight me you white suburban moms against team fortress 2, fight me

Many unsaved wretches are sent here by God to be rebuked. Each thinks he is here on this Christian site for reasons of his own, but they are all mistaken. They are here to receive punishment. I see you are here to provoke unease and cause trouble. You probably get away with that a lot. That is also likely the reason you act as you do; you have received no Christian guidance. Well, that won't fly here, fellow. The Investigations and Security Ministry will get around to you shortly. You cannot hide. We know where you are.


This would probably be a good time for you to renounce violence. We are not fluffy bunny Christians, but God's people, His Chosen People. Someone will be there shortly to help you deal with your issues.

[xXTF2queerLover69Xx]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

lol k
nao lez have some tf2 pr0nz with no plot 2 bless ur souls ))

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/ded bc I cant write pr0nz rip me

[Witch Hammer]

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lol k
nao lez have some tf2 pr0nz with no plot 2 bless ur souls ))

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/ded bc I cant write pr0nz rip me

Get thee hence, pen!s breath!

[Kenny231]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

TF2 is not based on homosexuality. On the quote that been said by the character ''heavy'' he said ''Get behind me doctor'' When he says that he means that he's telling the doctor to hid behind him while the doctor is using a uber gun to heal the heavy so he can be invincible to the bullets. Now I've been playing this game for 2 years all the character in here are not any homosexual like believe me. I also have a friend who has played this for 5 years which was created in 2007 and he said their was nothing wrong with it. This game has up to 3 to 5 million players playing this game a day regularly. They have a really nice community within that game also. Im not trying to disapprove you of your facts you said but you need to take time and see the game for yourself ( when I say that i mean play it for a couple of days take time to know the community their and the people who play it). Although I am sorry about you're son BaseballMom67 that this game made him a distraught to you or to your family. Right now i'm just saying that this game is clearly made for people that are older than 15 ( or it's your son that is using to much of the context of the game in a wrong way). Well i hope this clear up with you and valve and the game for a bit. thanks for reading this if you are :3

[Jack Glass]

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TF2 is not based on homosexuality.

Oh yes it is!

On the quote that been said by the character ''heavy'' he said ''Get behind me doctor'' When he says that he means that he's telling the doctor to hid behind him while the doctor is using a uber gun to heal the heavy so he can be invincible to the bullets.

I've never heard such drivel. If an obvious homer said "get behind me, Jack", I wouldn't think he was asking me to use my "uber gun" to heal him and make him invincible!

I'd think he was asking me to put my "uber gun" to a completely different and ungodly use altogether, and I'd get out of there pronto.

he said their was nothing wrong with it.

Sodomites across the whole flat earth repeat that exact same lie.

Leviticus 20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

. This game has up to 3 to 5 million players playing this game a day regularly.

And we know what game they're playing.

Uphill gardeners, every last one of them.

And here is the proof.

John 20:15 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest thou? She, supposing him to be the gardener, saith unto him, Sir, if thou have borne him hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will take him away.

The stupid woman mistook Jesus for a gardener and understandably deduced he was a shirt lifter. She asked him when he had last laid HIM, meaning when had he last been "Over the bridge to Pimpleton".

Ergo, gardeners are CornHole Commandos and your juvenile game is homer promoting filth.

I'll pray for you as you are young.

[Alvin Moss]

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On the quote that been said by the character ''heavy'' he said ''Get behind me doctor'' When he says that he means that he's telling the doctor to hid behind him while the doctor is using a uber gun to heal the heavy so he can be invincible to the bullets. Now I've been playing this game for 2 years all the character in here are not any homosexual like believe me. I also have a friend who has played this for 5 years which was created in 2007 and he said their was nothing wrong with it.

I'm so happy that your friend told you it was OK, but do you have any idea how many of you necromancers have shown up with that same ridiculous story about the doctor getting behind the behind? Do they teach you that in Devil worshippers school, or what?

[God_is_the_best]

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Yep! Gay as Hell! I mean just look at this post on [PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE NAME REMOVED BY MODERATOR] that I found!

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This is a BIG mistake! But as we God lovers say like 24/7 "(S)HE HAS A PLAN FOR US!!"

[AnActualDodecahedron]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

honestly these are some of the most uneducated things i've ever had the misfortune of reading, and that's saying something

[Alvin Moss]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

honestly these are some of the most uneducated things i've ever had the misfortune of reading, and that's saying something

Friend, we are steeped in God's word and on fire with His mission for us. We are educated by His word and washed in the blood. We're on the way to Heaven and we want to take you with us. I don't see how you can call that uneducated. Don't be so closed minded. Open your heart to Jesus and find redemption. It's that or Hell and that's a fact.


Why don't you make a proper introduction? Are you saved? What is your congregation?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

honestly these are some of the most uneducated things i've ever had the misfortune of reading, and that's saying something

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[AnActualDodecahedron]

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first off, I'm Catholic; was raised that way

secondly, allow me to address the OP's "points":

>"killing and bad words"

do i even need to address this one? it's no use trying to shelter them from stuff like that, because it may be something they'll witness/hear later in life

>"anti-american propaganda"

the soldier is as patriotic as they come, dear; haven't you heard some of his quotes? he says stuff like "stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up", and "words cannot express how much i hate france right now"

if anything, it's "anti-anything-else-but-american propaganda"; oh, and he also says "if god had wanted you to live, he would not have created me"

>"blatent homosexuality"

the spelling error aside, just... no

stop trying to pretend there's anything homosexual about this game; the demoman clearly mentions "shagging [the medic's] wife", and the spy mentions going "off to visit [the scout's] mother"

"b-but the medic" no

no

the medic is simply healing his fellow mercenaries; heavy does not "love" him in the way you think, and "get behind me" is simply because they're protecting him from harm, as he is a high-priority target for the other team; if their medic is dead, then the only way they can heal themselves is by looking around for medpacks scattered across the map (or in heavy's case, eating a sandwich, which, fyi, he can give to the other mercenaries, including the medic)

[Alvin Moss]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

first off, I'm Catholic; was raised that way

secondly, allow me to address the OP's "points":

>"killing and bad words"

do i even need to address this one? it's no use trying to shelter them from stuff like that, because it may be something they'll witness/hear later in life

>"anti-american propaganda"

the soldier is as patriotic as they come, dear; haven't you heard some of his quotes? he says stuff like "stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up", and "words cannot express how much i hate france right now"

if anything, it's "anti-anything-else-but-american propaganda"; oh, and he also says "if god had wanted you to live, he would not have created me"

>"blatent homosexuality"

the spelling error aside, just... no

stop trying to pretend there's anything homosexual about this game; the demoman clearly mentions "shagging [the medic's] wife", and the spy mentions going "off to visit [the scout's] mother"

"b-but the medic" no

no

the medic is simply healing his fellow mercenaries; heavy does not "love" him in the way you think, and "get behind me" is simply because they're protecting him from harm, as he is a high-priority target for the other team; if their medic is dead, then the only way they can heal themselves is by looking around for medpacks scattered across the map (or in heavy's case, eating a sandwich, which, fyi, he can give to the other mercenaries, including the medic)

I was starting to think you are a typical Romanist follower of the Pope. You are obviously deluded; that would be normal for the likes of you, but when you got to the part about eating the sandwich, well, that is when I knew. You are just a crazy person, aren't you?

[AnActualDodecahedron]

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I was starting to think you are a typical Romanist follower of the Pope. You are obviously deluded; that would be normal for the likes of you, but when you got to the part about eating the sandwich, well, that is when I knew. You are just a crazy person, aren't you?

are you serious right now

food healing you is a common trope in games both new and old

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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are you serious right now

food healing you is a common trope in games both new and old

Don't be so naive: food does not heal.

Only Jesus can heal

Matthew 14:14 And when Jesus went out He saw a great multitude; and He was moved with compassion for them, and healed their sick.

Happy to correct you.

YIC