[Des]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

OMFG YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID! I PLAY TF2, AND I'M FAY! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME AND I'M NOT GOING TO HELL! Think about it: Would this God, as an all-knowing being actually be homophobic? It's been proven that Homosexuality is passed through genes... So if you use your logic (which Christians and Catholics don't have much of) you could tell that LGBTs are going to be accepted into Hevan... It's intolerant idiots like you that are going to Hell!

God is not homophobic, young bulldyke, and neither are we. God simply and understandably hates fagotry, and anyone who has ever read the Bible surely must know this.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death ; their blood shall be upon them.

See? God isn't afraid of fudge packers. God hates fudge packers and expects the faithful to exterminate them like the disease-ridden vermin they are.

God bless!

[I Man Rastafari]

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OMFG YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID! I PLAY TF2, AND I'M FAY! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME AND I'M NOT GOING TO HELL! Think about it: Would this God, as an all-knowing being actually be homophobic? It's been proven that Homosexuality is passed through genes... So if you use your logic (which Christians and Catholics don't have much of) you could tell that LGBTs are going to be accepted into Hevan... It's intolerant idiots like you that are going to Hell!

I am a young student and do not yet know everything. Do I understand you to mean that being homosexual is passed like some kind of birth defect? I see this LGBT in the news. What does that mean? Sometimes there are other letters too.

[Didymus Much]

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...Think about it: Would this God, as an all-knowing being actually be homophobic?...

Who are you to put limits on God? Have you read the Bible yet?

[ExTankCrewman]

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OMFG YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID! I PLAY TF2, AND I'M FAY! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME AND I'M NOT GOING TO HELL! Think about it: Would this God, as an all-knowing being actually be homophobic? It's been proven that Homosexuality is passed through genes... So if you use your logic (which Christians and Catholics don't have much of) you could tell that LGBTs are going to be accepted into Hevan... It's intolerant idiots like you that are going to Hell!

You speak of nonsense. So you take the word of some crazy atheist who thinks the world was made by an explosion over the King James' Bible, which is the Word of God? There is something very wrong with you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I am a young student and do not yet know everything. Do I understand you to mean that being homosexual is passed like some kind of birth defect? I see this LGBT in the news. What does that mean? Sometimes there are other letters too.

Once again, the unbeliever appropriates Truth™ and Wisdom™, spins it for his own gain, and misses the point completely. In reality, it is not through the genes that homos are made, but through the soul. We know the LORD is a Lord of Justice and Vengeance, and in that vein, He is prepared to make the consequences for sin very steep. Consider the consequence for Adam and Eve and all of mankind for the one tiny sin satisfying curiosity and seeking knowledge - evil and death unleashed into the world until Jesus comes again. Each and every child born, is born evil, sinful, and utterly disdainful to the LORD (Romans 5:12), condemning themselves to eternal damnation simply for the crime of being born in sin (John 3:18). These children didn't take the fruit, Eve did, but God is serious about not sinning. God could have created a system of justice whereby Eve got hives, or maybe became allergic to certain fruits, or was banished in a Time Out from the Garden for a day, or even a week, but no. She brought forth suffering for all women. We're created with an obsession to have children, and yet while our uterus aches for the chance to grow life again, while our breasts cry out for the lips of an infant, our mind cowers in fear because we know the impending pain and bodily damage that is a necessary part of the life (eternal life even; 1 Timothy 2:15) of a woman. So when a person decides to embrace the homo lifestyle, forcing Jesus to watch every depraved, demoralized, humiliating act [Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!], they invite their punishment onto their children, their children's children, and so on into the third and fourth generation (Numbers 14:18). So what this proud Sodomite means to say, I think, is that one is "born that way" because their parents or grandparents or great grandparents offended God so much that He essentially said to the new soul, "Go ahead. Make my day." And created him with a heart for loving nature's most disgusting creation - the anus.

[Prospector Weejus]

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I know right, and when the false American soldier says, "each and every one of you <<<expletive deleted>>> will kiss my <<<expletive deleted>>>" it's just going to let the kids want to do it, and they're going to say, "what?" and he'll say, "oh come on! I have aids!" . We should not let KIDS play on this game that's aged 16+, because Barry Chuckle disagrees with <<<expletive deleted>>> and thinks that he is so nuts he can kiss his <<<expletive deleted>>>. If you want to know more, click here: <<<link to pornographic material removed>>>

[Roland]

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I know right, and when the false American soldier says, "each and every one of you <<<expletive deleted>>> will kiss my <<<expletive deleted>>>" it's just going to let the kids want to do it, and they're going to say, "what?" and he'll say, "oh come on! I have aids!" . We should not let KIDS play on this game that's aged 16+, because Barry Chuckle disagrees with <<<expletive deleted>>> and thinks that he is so nuts he can kiss his <<<expletive deleted>>>. If you want to know more, click here: <<<link to pornographic material removed>>>

You´re not making much sense. Would you be so kind to start over, and then preferably in the Introduction forum where you can start your own topic? It´s the polite thing to do.

Kind regards, Roland

[Back against wall]

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I know right, and when the false American soldier says, "each and every one of you <<<expletive deleted>>> will kiss my <<<expletive deleted>>>" it's just going to let the kids want to do it, and they're going to say, "what?" and he'll say, "oh come on! I have aids!" . We should not let KIDS play on this game that's aged 16+, because Barry Chuckle disagrees with <<<expletive deleted>>> and thinks that he is so nuts he can kiss his <<<expletive deleted>>>. If you want to know more, click here: <<<link to pornographic material removed>>>

I see you suffer from Tourette Syndrome. Which of your parents had Down Syndrome for you to suffer from the disgusting talking of tongues? I know Brother Periwinkle has successfully cured this before with his snakes. Although it's a process of a most unusual kind. I am almost certain Minister Harry will need to assist.

[Prospector Weejus]

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Dear Garfield,

I am so happy that Jesus led to our site. It could well be that this is your last chance for Salvation. There are many things to learn.

1. Thinking is not the way to learn God's Will. Reading the Bible is. In fact, I do not hink that God would fear homosexuals. After all, He is omnipotent and, thus, there is absolutely no need for any phobias. In that respect, we agree. However, the feelings of God towards these unnatural acts are well-documented.

1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2. Furthermore, even science tells us that sodomy is not genetic but epigenetic. I would really, really like to give you a more positive answer but I feel that my duty as a loving person is to tell you that Jesus is explicit in his condemnation of sodomy. We don't have to like it but it would be totally irresponsible to neclegt it as it leads countless ignorant people to Hell. You are correct, it is not a question of logic. It is a question of education (the Bible) and obedience.

Ecclesiastes 12:13
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

3. Some of these commandments are about homosexuality, as seen above (defiling oneself with mankind).

I was my pleasure to make this clear for you. Now you can cast away your sinful ways and join Jesus!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Go die.

[Basilissa]

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Go die.

Sweetie, are you here to mock and persecute us?

Matthew 5:10-12
10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Also, I cannot locate your introduction thread. If you were so kind to go to the Introduction Forum and post an introduction, that would be really very nice.

[Alvin Moss]

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We get a lot of heathens here, but I believe this prospector's soul was seized by Satan as he wandered the desert looking for treasure and he has been sent here as a demon. This could be serious and the Security and Investigations Ministry had best find him and go get him for his own safety.

[Basilissa]

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Who here made an account on this site just to laugh at people?

Does it matter, sweetie? The important question is, did you make an account here to laugh at us and mock us?

Because if the answer is yes, then we True Christians™ shall have the last laugh, for ever and ever, when you'll be deep frying in Hell and we'll be looking at you sitting at Jesus's bosom in Heaven.

[Elmer G. White]

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Go die.

Thank you, repulsive sinner for providing me even a better position in Heaven once Jesus comes back (very soon) and smites the sinners!

Matthew 5:10
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 5:12
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

My reward is going to be GREAT! Glory! I really would be ready to go and die ANY MOMENT, and I am praying that Jesus would accept me as soon as possible but, alas, I cannot. My duties here on Earth are vital. There are still many, many sinners to save before it is time to change this mortal, revolting flesh and the associated marital duties to the Eternal body provided by Jesus in Heaven. Although I can hardly wait, it is a great comfort to me to know that the remaining few days-months on Earth dwindle into insignificance when in the Infinite Joys of Jesus. I might even pick up a hobby. I'd like to learn to play an instrument (I'm thinking about the oboe).

Thank you, dear sinner for making me even stronger in Faith. I know now more than ever how important my duties are and how pivotal I am in the Salvation plan of Jesus Christ!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[JohnnyRapid]

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Carrying on from what prospector was talking about my favourite verse is
"Do not allow a sorceress to live."

[Basilissa]

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Carrying on from what prospector was talking about my favourite verse is
"Do not allow a sorceress to live."

Hi, honey, and to our Godly forum!

Instead of posting something that is only vaguely related to the actual topic of this thread, why don't you get to the Introduction Forum and make a thread there and introduce yourself?

Please do follow the directions you'll find on the top of that page!

Thank you!