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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
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    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #46
    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

    Originally posted by $atan Incarnate View Post
    Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???

    You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man

    Get a clue
    Uh..... if you atheists are right, how exactly are we going to realize anything?
    If we're right, you'll have an eternity in Hell to think about how arrogant you were for these few years here on earth.

    I would chose wisely.
    Drama queen

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #47
      Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

      It's turning out that this is more insidious than we thought. Check out the audience reaction when Jimmy Kimmel announces the development of an Angry Birds TV show!

      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22353

        #48
        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        Check out the audience reaction when Jimmy Kimmel announces the development of an Angry Birds TV show!
        No surprise that this show will be on the Oprah Crap Network.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #49
          Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

          Dear Baby Jesus, will it never end?

          Edible Angry Birds Cake Toppers:

          http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/27...y-birds-c.html

          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #50
            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
            Dear Baby Jesus, will it never end?

            Edible Angry Birds Cake Toppers:

            http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/27...y-birds-c.html
            Where's the Jew-Controlled Lamestream Media cake topper?

            They could make a Rupert Murdoch Angry Bird!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • BitchnChristn
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jan 2011
              • 2

              #51
              Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

              Oh my!!! Someone should get rid of this entire game! The sexual innuendos are so blatant! I don't want my kids to ever play this game. Masturbation is so wrong. It was so simpler when I was a kid, we never had these kinds of thoughts, but now society is so corrupt that only those truly committed to living an apostolic lifestyle can be saved!

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              • BitchnChristn
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2011
                • 2

                #52
                Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                and thats why they must go

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                • Iamablackjew
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 1

                  #53
                  Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                  BitchnChristn I completely agree with you. Video games were created by the devil to get young children to turn to Satanism. We must stop things like this before our children do something worse. Masturbating is just the start, who knows maybe one day your child will marry a nigra. That is something to be worried about.

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                  • RetardedAtheist
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 2

                    #54
                    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                    For everyone who thinks that the game is training them to masterbate. Just think about everything else in your life that teaches you to do sexual acts!! Things like: EATING BANANAS, TURNING DOORKNOBS, BRUSHING YOUR TEETH, TURNING THE PAGES OF A BIBLE, KNEELING IN CHURCH, PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON YOUR LAP!!!! WE MUST WARN THE CHILDREN Seriously though, If you think your children will become sex addicts by playing this game, then you don't think you have raised your children well. Am I not right?

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                    • EbeneezerGoode
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 7

                      #55
                      Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                      wait till ye get a loada the new duke nukem game

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                      • smallzz
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1

                        #56
                        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                        For gods sake... its a game. i'm 20 had pre marital sex, took drugs, drank, played games with more sex in than all you virgins combined... and oh look i'm going to be well qualified have a great paid job and last but not least after i die im going to the same place as you lot... a great big hole in the fucking ground.

                        GOD created man did he? im a fucking demigod bitch let him come ill fuck him up.

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                        • RickyRoll
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 9

                          #57
                          Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                          man, this whole thread made my day . didn't laugh that hard since a few weeks xD

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22353

                            #58
                            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                            Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                            man, this whole thread made my day. didn't laugh that hard since a few weeks xD
                            There is nothing funny about this at all! You need to stop laughing and start taking life serious to prevent eternal damnation to Hell!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Jeesusonhuorahomo
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 1

                              #59
                              Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              There is nothing funny about this at all! You need to stop laughing and start taking life serious to prevent eternal damnation to Hell!
                              I hope you fucking die, and the rest of you too. god isn't real. jesus isn't real. Every religion sucks. Yes, I'm mad. You think god will save you all? I think she's up there (did you see what I did there?) laughing her ass off (oh snap, he doesn't exist!!).

                              Angry birds is a great game, if you fucking stupid religious people hate it, then I'd suggest you go out and kill yourself with a nailgun and rot to death.

                              And oh, it's a FINNISH game, not finish. There's a huge difference. You're not only stupid, you're all fucking ignorant bastards. That's one more reason why everybody hates USA.

                              Ban me, I don't fucking care, I only registered here so I could say my honest opinion about you, and your shitty website.

                              I hope you all die.

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22353

                                #60
                                Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                Originally posted by Jeesusonhuorahomo View Post
                                I hope you piffleing die, and the rest of you too. ... if you piffleing stupid religious people hate it, then I'd suggest you go out and kill yourself with a nailgun and rot to death. ... I hope you all die.
                                Thank you for demonstrating to everyone visiting God's favorite forum how damaging playing video games can be to a person. This is what happens with people who play video games instead of studying the Bible.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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