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  • The voice of retardism.
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2016
    • 11

    #511
    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

    Originally posted by Cody Parsons View Post
    Ive been reading a lot of the video game threads and Im worried. Some of the games are ones I really like particularly Oblivion. U say its evil and I believe u so Ive taken all my games outside to the firepit in our yard and burned them.
    C'mon man. Don't blindly follow what some racist preacher tells you. Do some research for yourself. They are just games. They can't hurt you. Don't be a sheep.

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    • The voice of retardism.
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2016
      • 11

      #512
      Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

      Originally posted by ApproachingNirvana View Post
      You claim to be a "true Christian" but you are far from one. The bible tells us to love everyone, does it not? And your constant ***potty language*** is very annoying you fake ***more potty language***. You are the worst excuse of a Christian I've ever seen. False prophet. You are the true "enemy of God" I'm a true Christian. I love everyone and the lord. As I was told to do. Goodbye, and ***still more potty language***.
      Finally! Another voice of reason here!

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      • Brother Gonzalez
        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
        True Christian™
         
        • Sep 2016
        • 2087

        #513
        Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

        Originally posted by The voice of retardism. View Post
        Finally! Another voice of reason here!
        What do you mean with another? Which was the first one?
        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #514
          Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

          Originally posted by The voice of retardism. View Post
          Finally! Another voice of reason here!
          Who was wrong with every claim he made (except the one he made about leaving, SPOILER ALERT: he left).

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          • NotFunny
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2016
            • 4

            #515
            Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

            Sorry for posting the following message in this thread, but I do not know where else to put it:

            Pastor Ezekiel, I truly love your "badge." Would you mind explaining to me how you can acquire this trophy? I am new to the site and I would like to know how to use it. Private Message if you can

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            • Roland
              Obese Swedish Meatball
              Delusional Forum Member
              • May 2014
              • 2189

              #516
              Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

              Originally posted by iFunny View Post
              Sorry for posting the following message in this thread, but I do not know where else to put it:

              Pastor Ezekiel, I truly love your "badge." Would you mind explaining to me how you can acquire this trophy? I am new to the site and I would like to know how to use it. Private Message if you can
              Hello NotFunny,

              It doesn´t work that way. As long as you´re not a True Christian you will have to do without. And even then it is not a given.

              Kind regards,

              Roland
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11263

                #517
                Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

                I'm kind of amazed at all the outraged "Christians" who come to our site to valiantly defend a video game. Have any of them stood up with such zeal for the Lord?

                I doubt it, because one of the main reasons that they curse us as "un-Christian" is that we have zeal -- also we are exacting in our proclamation of The Word, while they reserve their attention to detail for their games.


                If only they could bring that enthusiasm and focus to True Christianity(tm).


                Sadly Yours,
                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • CheesusCrust69
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2017
                  • 2

                  #518
                  Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Yes, Oblivion is a vile game which needs to be banned. And I imagine Oblivion 2: Skyrim will be no different. I don't keep up to date with the latest nintendo games, but from what I heard is that this new Oblivion game will feature lots of dragons. We know dragons are really another form of Satan (read Revelation, chapter 12). Also from what I heard, it takes place in a Nordic country like Norway or Iceland, so there will probably a lot of norse god worship in the game as well.

                  And I've read it is being released on 11/11/11. That is some pagan numerology right there.

                  I think it goes without saying that you should not even play this game.
                  It's called The elder scrolls V: Skyrim, you ***lame expletive removed***.
                  I enjoy sex with other men but my favorite activity is fishing the cheese out of toilets in public restrooms. I like to wear it in my hair.

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                  • Stream Daddy
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Mar 2017
                    • 10

                    #519
                    Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

                    I've played all of the Elderscroll games and beat them multiple times, and I'm a atheist (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) Fight me nerds (ง'̀-'́)ง

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12921

                      #520
                      Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

                      Originally posted by Stream Daddy View Post
                      I've played all of the Elderscroll games and beat them multiple times, and I'm a atheist (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) Fight me nerds (ง'̀-'́)ง
                      Thank you for proving our point.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Stream Daddy
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Mar 2017
                        • 10

                        #521
                        Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

                        Wait I don't know what point I just proved.
                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        Thank you for proving our point.

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                        • jumal_s6i_seeni
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Apr 2017
                          • 2

                          #522
                          Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

                          It should be safe to play this game as long as you stay close to the iron chariots near Whiterun. They are too powerful for the god.

                          Judges 1:19

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #523
                            Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil

                            Originally posted by jumal_s6i_seeni View Post
                            It should be safe to play this game as long as you stay close to the iron chariots near Whiterun. They are too powerful for the god.

                            Judges 1:19
                            Young lady, please go to the Introduction Fora and tell us what church you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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