[Godsmissionary]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Oh my! I was going to buy this game but now I cant! Thanks for the warning!

[Cryptic]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Your post is all bullshit. It makes no logical sense. It's a video game.

[Rev. Q]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Your post is all bull<dung>. It makes no logical sense. It's a video game.

Your signature makes no sense. Vegetarianism is essentially the gastric equivalent of homosexuality. You may be straight sexually, but to deny all the food GOD has provided for you (Genesis 1:28 -- "...have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.") is denying the purpose of HIS creation.

Romans 14:2 -- "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Your post is all bullshit. It makes no logical sense. It's a video game.

A video game can't promote anal sex?

[GLaDOS2.0]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Your signature makes no sense. Vegetarianism is essentially the gastric equivalent of homosexuality. You may be straight sexually, but to deny all the food GOD has provided for you (Genesis 1:28 -- "...have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.") is denying the purpose of HIS creation.

Romans 14:2 -- "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."

Your post makes no sense.
Homosexual means to be physically or emotionally attracted to the same gender of your species. Vegetarianism means to not eat animals.
These are in no way connected.

The purpose of "HIS creation" (which I assume is humanity) is to reproduce and survive as long as possible, not to eat everything that has a heartbeat.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

A video game can't promote anal sex?

Sister, he's obviously never played Q*BERT!



bab

[IguanaBen]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I've randomly read this topic and i was shocked. How you could act this way and say that you believe in God. You are hypocrites. First of all play the game(most of you doesn't even know what was main antihero name). Second, i noticed that near the banned names is the text about damnation. As a Christian i believe that NO HUMAN can judge other's lives. Doing that is serious sin, you're trying to be equal with God. "Name above all names" Phl 2:9. Is your name Jesus? Guess not. You're using Bible quotes for your needs. You know who mainly do that? Jehovah's. That's right, you're not representing a Church but a sect.
If you're seeing anal sex in Portal 2, then something is wrong with you. I'd never though about anal sex playing this game.
How can you say that only you know the Truth? "Did you write the Book of Love"? The problem is that you don't read the Bible. You're inventing pointless rules like "Who's having anal sex will go to hell" and then find appropiate quote. Maybe you just try to help and UNDERSTAND your enemies.
How could you know who will make it to the heaven?

[James Hutchins]

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I've randomly ....shocked. How you...act........ believe in God. .... First of all......know what.....name). Second, i banned......the text about damnation. As........NO HUMAN can judge....... Doing that is ......God. "Name above all names" .............That's right, you're a Church .....
If.....anal sex in Portal 2, then something is ......with you. I'd ......though about anal sex playing this game.
How can .......you know the Truth? "Did you write the Book of Love"? The problem is that you ..... read the Bible. You're inventing .......rules like "Who's having anal sex will go to hell" and then find appropiate quote. Maybe you just try to help and UNDERSTAND ........
How could you know who will make it to the heaven?

Welcome friend . In the spirit of equality, I randomly deleted some words from your post. You sure have some issues.

[worshiper29]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

@ IguanaBen

Why don't you quit justifying your evil habit of playing Portal 2, and repent of your sins so that you might see heaven on judgment day?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I'd never though about anal sex playing this game.

It sounds to me like you are overcompensating. Clearly, you are a homosexual. Sodomy is expressly forbidden in the KJV Bible.

Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

How can you say that only you know the Truth?

Nobody said that. You are delusional. All True Christians™ know the truth, especially the pastors.

How could you know who will make it to the heaven?

The Bible tells us, that's how. If you'd read the Bible you would know that.

[meAmigo]

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Rather then defend Portal 2 in a defensive manner that does not relate to what this particular church believes, I will support Portal for their perspective.

first a quote from the Book of Job 12:8:
"Speak to the earth and it shall teach thee."

this clearly states that god wants us to learn about the earth by testing and "science". this game is based off of science (wormholes do exist, google it). The scientific part is creating wormholes.

To counteract your second argument that it dooms your child to hell via the companion cube. The companion cube in both portals is destroyed (1st game you drop it in incinerator [hell] , second it is obliterated).

On to your third argument that it promotes sex, first of all there is one human character in the game, and she never talks. By the way having sex with your self is called masturbation, and its been proven scientifically to be good for your health ("And the Lord will take away from thee all sickness..." Deuteronomy 7:15 <- shows good wants you to be health if you follow his word). I never even thought about people doing that if this technology was real until you brought it up, and even if that is nasty and people who even think of that deserve to burn in hell.

Now to the lying part, you know what happens to liars in the bible, the burn in hell. You know what happens to GLaDoS (the liar in the game), you put parts of her in the incinerator (hell).

Finally to credit card part, that hack is from 2007 and there has not been a hack since then, and even if you say it could happen, you can buy the disk [like i did] and play it on an Xbox 360 (an American product unlike PS3).

I have viewed it from your POV and still think its a good game.

[meAmigo]

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("And the Lord will take away from thee all sickness..." Deuteronomy 7:15 <- shows good wants you to be health if you follow his word).

sorry i mistyped ("And the Lord will take away from thee all sickness..." Deuteronomy 7:15 <- shows good wants you to be health if you follow His Word)

[Cooleosis]

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Portal 2 is just a fun game, mates. Having played it myself, I find the puzzles it provides a fun challenge. While I agree the 'portals' don't exist and may never exist, there are plenty of other things out there that may never exist, too. Take this, for example, did people in the 1500s believe that we would be sitting in our chairs, looking at monitors sending messages to be heard by people hundreds, maybe thousands of miles away?
In the game, there is also a co-op feature. Two friends working together to solve puzzles which would otherwise be impossible to complete alone. You left out forging stronger friendships in that post, mate.
The portals in the game are just fantasy. Like the genre of the game, like the genre of most games. This is a shot from another popular game. You don't see vehicles such as those flying around in space, do you? Sure, we might get there some day, but currently it's just a pipe dream.
Which brings me to my next point. Wormholes, similar to the portals, are very much real today. As quoted from Wikipedia, "In physics, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of spacetime that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through spacetime." Thousands of people have been studying these phenomenon, and there is no question that they exist. They are quite common, actually. But the fact that they are tinier than a pinhole and last under a fraction of a second makes them impossible to harness. Feel free to think what you want, mates, but keep your minds open to possibilities.

[meAmigo]

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This is what pastor Ezikial PM'ed me:

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .



And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

My response:

1)I am only doing what EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE THREAD has been doing

2)Its internet not Internets (similar to universe vs universes). Also to my defense, my right of free speech (yes this is america) has been violated.

3)If you all followed the Word "TO THE LETTER" (again Job 12:8) then you would support the scientist who discovering things about our planets past. I could go on for days on how creationism and evolutionism co-exist. You don't believe in outer space even though it has been proven time and time again. Fossil evidence indicates first life, which came out through a series of natural reaction, began 3.5 BILLION YEARS AGO. Also as for magnets are not metioned in the Bible and the Bible does not support those "forces" HOW DO THEY WORK?

And Finally, i know i am going to be banned, because that's how this whole site works.

ps bc of job 12:8 you guys became hypocrites, who are damned people.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

Also to my defense, my right of free speech (yes this is america) has been violated.

The First Amendment preserves the right to speak free of GOVERNMENT censorship. This forum is private property. The owners of this private property can tell you to shut the hell up anytime they see fit. You, in turn, are free to leave. But PLEASE don't bore us to death with more idiocy about your imaginary rights. Go hire a lawyer and explain your "case" if you want to see someone laugh until tears fall all over his face.

Yours in Him,
BAB