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  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    Originally posted by WanderingSoul View Post
    Religion: Promoting RETARDS since the year nought.

    Seriously, how do you people come up with this stuff? Portal 2 is a videogame, made for entertainment purposes. It's not made by the devil, not by 'fags', and not by heathens. It's made by real people.

    You know, real? Unlike your God who is obviously a authentic character, a bit like Harry Potter, or Godzilla.

    Deal with the fact religion is losing it's grip with the sane, and only appealing to absolute stark raving mad extremists like yourselves.


    I've tried religion. It wasn't all that. The bible isn't God's message. It's the words of men to fool people like you into believing there is a higher power. Science, my fellow humans, is the future, is the truth. Fact, not fiction is the basis for my belief.


    Now, I'm going to go back to living my life and having lots of sex before marriage. Good luck to you sexless virgin bastards.


    Peace out, you racist, homophobic, sexist cooters

    We have True Christian Scientists™ here, such as Dr. Jones.

    Do you have an education that matches his at the least? Science leads to the Bible, and as pointed out the Bible is the standard for everything.
    Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

    Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      You swear pretty often, therefore you will burn in hell.

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      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        Originally posted by WanderingSoul View Post

        Now, I'm going to go back to living my life and having lots of sex before marriage. Good luck to you sexless virgin bastards.


        Peace out, you racist, homophobic, sexist cooters
        I'm looking forward to finding out what kind of emotionally damaged female is going to find all of that worth sticking around for.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
          I said it is a safe bet that anyone with the title unsaved trash is a troll or a God mocker and I stand by that statement.



          Statement proven and an ignorant God mocker on top of it. First of all, many different men, inspired by God, wrote the Bible. Next, many scribes and editors, with God's help, worked to keep it in tact for around 1400 years before the printing press was invented.

          How dare you say the Bible is erroneous, corrupt or not God word!
          Dude, I am not a troll! There is absolutely no proof to back that up. Aside from that topic, God loves me and me only. I am special. I believe everyone knows that.

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          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by WhatIsTroll View Post
            Dude, I am not a troll! There is absolutely no proof to back that up. Aside from that topic, God loves me and me only. I am special. I believe everyone knows that.
            Narcissism isn't a trait or "special" quality that Jesus would promote.
            Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

            Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              Originally posted by worshiper29 View Post
              Narcissism isn't a trait or "special" quality that Jesus would promote.
              Psssst: I think he was banned for being a troll
              Drama queen

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              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Psssst: I think he was banned for being a troll

                Praise the Lord

                I guess my words will not be seen by him unless he is in as a guest.
                Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!



                  Funny thing about this image is, it's impossible to do ingame.




                  The portal is, infact, much bigger than the person in. Whoever made that anal sex image, got the proportions WAAAAY off and it's impossible to do ingame. Therefore, the game couldn't possibly be promoting anal sex.

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                  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    Originally posted by MetroidJunkie View Post


                    Funny thing about this image is, it's impossible to do ingame.




                    The portal is, infact, much bigger than the person in. Whoever made that anal sex image, got the proportions WAAAAY off and it's impossible to do ingame. Therefore, the game couldn't possibly be promoting anal sex.

                    are you here to rationalize sin?
                    Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                    Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      Sooooooooo many things wrong here.
                      1. Steam is ironclad and nearly hackproof. Gabe Newell (founder of the company that runs the service) was even able to put his password in the forums on the site because of the way it is set up so if anyone tries to access your account from a remote computer they can't do it.
                      2. After playing Portal 2, there is no references or innuendos to anal sex at all. AT ALL.
                      3. This game is rated E10 for ages 10 and up. How would they be able to get past the ESRB with a rating of E10 if the game promoted anal sex?
                      4. I am a gamer, and I am not retarded. My GPA stands at 3.42 right now, I'm not fat, and I'm not satanic or gay.
                      5.PSN was taken down for maintenance because it was hacked, not because God hates it. I really don't think God is too worried about an online gaming service.

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                      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        Originally posted by worshiper29 View Post
                        are you here to rationalize sin?
                        No, I'm pointing out that any notions of the game having anything close to anal sex in it are false. The only way you could possibly find anything resembling anal sex in the game is having a very dirty mind.

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                        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          Since it doesn't seem to have any options for private messaging you, Felicity. I never said Anal Sex was good. I'm simply saying the game has no references to it. You could look at just about anything and make it appear filthy, the notion that Portal 2 is encouraging it is just ridiculous. (I'm Christian, by the way)

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                          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            Originally posted by MetroidJunkie View Post
                            I'm Christian, by the way
                            Then why are you wasting time on looking for anal sex in games instead of studying the Holy Bible...
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Then why are you wasting time on looking for anal sex in games instead of studying the Holy Bible...
                              1) You're implying that people must be reading the bible every second of their lives, which isn't something god would want.

                              2) You're the one who was searching for anal sex references in the game. It's not Valve's fault you have a dirty mind. I'm the one saying the game DOESN'T have anal sex in it. I didn't play through the game looking for anal sex references, I played it because I enjoyed playing it and, while playing, happened to not find any references pertaining to that.


                              Ever heard of Rule 34? Everything is going to be made disgusting and vile, whether you like it or not. You can't blame the game for what the fans turn it into.

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                              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                Originally posted by MetroidJunkie View Post
                                1) You're implying that people must be reading the bible every second of their lives, which isn't something god would want.

                                2) You're the one who was searching for anal sex references in the game. It's not Valve's fault you have a dirty mind. I'm the one saying the game DOESN'T have anal sex in it. I didn't play through the game looking for anal sex references, I played it because I enjoyed playing it and, while playing, happened to not find any references pertaining to that.


                                Ever heard of Rule 34? Everything is going to be made disgusting and vile, whether you like it or not. You can't blame the game for what the fans turn it into.
                                For more information on the harmful content of Portal 2, click HERE!
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                                2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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