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  • pervert lezbean
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    • Aug 2011
    • 1

    #421
    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    I agree with the ateist, Games are created by God, like everything, Satan, or Lucifer is a fallen angel in his prison "hell".

    Point Taken
    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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    • Dan U. Holier
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 1180

      #422
      Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      A logical fallacy: atheists don’t believe in God hence they don’t believe that He created anything at all.
      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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      • DiehardChristain
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2011
        • 2

        #423
        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        Cranky Old Man, According to being so stereotypical im going to assume to molest little boys. This game wasn't meant to promoting, You don't need to follow every single law just the ten commandments. This game wouldn't send you straight to hell.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #424
          Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Originally posted by DiehardChristain View Post
          Cranky Old Man, According to being so stereotypical im going to assume to molest little boys. This game wasn't meant to promoting, You don't need to follow every single law just the ten commandments. This game wouldn't send you straight to hell.
          Liar!

          Are you trying to win souls for Satan? Or are you just clueless as to what is contained in the Bible?
          Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

          James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the
          whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • DiehardChristain
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2011
            • 2

            #425
            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            Liar!

            Are you trying to win souls for Satan? Or are you just clueless as to what is contained in the Bible?
            Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

            James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the
            whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
            ANAL SEX FTW

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #426
              Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              Originally posted by DiehardChristain View Post
              ANAL SEX FTW
              Do you think that is okay, when a man sticks his tallywacker into a woman's anus? A man's? An iguana's?

              When you joke about anal sex, someone might take you seriously and go rape their dog or cat, or a small child.

              Why do you rape children?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • deividasJ
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2011
                • 2

                #427
                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Today i found my son do something really shocking.

                He made a paper version of GLaDOS,the sex-addict robot from Portal,i thought "Meh"

                The next day,i found him glueing his anus while masturbating over the paper GLaDOS,he was yelling "NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!!!" repeatedly.

                Ever since then i banned him from using the computer,i will never let him use the computer or watch the TV until he's 19!

                Keep your kids away from this anal-sex promoting game!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #428
                  Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                  Originally posted by deividasJ View Post
                  Today i found my son do something really shocking.

                  He made a paper version of GLaDOS,the sex-addict robot from Portal,i thought "Meh"

                  The next day,i found him glueing his anus while masturbating over the paper GLaDOS,he was yelling "NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!!!" repeatedly.

                  Ever since then i banned him from using the computer,i will never let him use the computer or watch the TV until he's 19!

                  Keep your kids away from this anal-sex promoting game!

                  Why don't you stop being a damned foreigner. Maybe your kid wouldn't be such a queer if you did that.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Littletiger
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 2

                    #429
                    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    I like to point out in your post under the heading "Teaching your child that lying is OK!" you are referring to portal, not portal 2, please get your facts straight before posting, thank you

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                    • DaveTheGamer
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 13

                      #430
                      Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      Originally posted by Littletiger View Post
                      I like to point out in your post under the heading "Teaching your child that lying is OK!" you are referring to portal, not portal 2, please get your facts straight before posting, thank you
                      Amen Brother!
                      And welcome to the infraction group!

                      This guys clearly doesn't want proof. Just their own not-well-researched-information.
                      Just take a look at the stupidity in the Diablo thread. Or the Elder Scrolls thread.

                      All they care about is their own opinions. They cant handle simple information if it goes against what they consider true.

                      This is how I see them right now:

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                      • Littletiger
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 2

                        #431
                        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        Amen brother I totally agree, Jesus would not be happy with them as they do no take into account what others say.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #432
                          Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          Originally posted by Littletiger View Post
                          Amen brother I totally agree, Jesus would not be happy with them as they do no take into account what others say.
                          The Bible says that understanding is not important. Read the Bible before you go speaking for Jesus.
                          Proverbs 3:5

                          King James Version (KJV)


                          5Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #433
                            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            Originally posted by Littletiger View Post
                            Amen brother I totally agree, Jesus would not be happy with them as they do no take into account what others say.
                            Proverbs 21:2 Every way of a man is right in his own eyes: but the LORD pondereth the hearts.

                            You carry on making up what God wants.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Darshin
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 36

                              #434
                              Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              Hello,

                              I am posting a refutation to the outlandish claims made by this topic's starter, I am also going on the assumption that this is NOT a troll site.

                              To start off, would you prefer your children to spend their time thinking about ways to digitally murder people, or would you prefer them stretching their minds to solve clever puzzles in non-violent manner.

                              I find it amusing that you yell at Portal for it's "techno-mumbo-jumbo" and claiming that since it does not exist in the Bible, Jesus hates it and it is impossible. Yet you use a computer, which does not exist in the Bible.

                              The Portal gun is not a magical technology, it operates on the idea of wormholes which are theoretically feasible.

                              In regards to the comment made about girls who play video games never finding boy friends, I beg to differ. Since so many boys play video games, finding a girl who enjoyed that activity as well would be a tremendous aid in building a relationship.

                              Portal does not teach anyone to worship the companion cube. The cube is implemented into the game by the antagonist, whom has hostile wishes towards the player. The antagonist wishes to have the player get emotionally attached to the companion cube, and then destroy it in order to cause emotional trauma. Of course the attempt is clearly over-done for comedic value.

                              "sucking asses" is slang indicating that the product is terrible in someone's opinion, and it does not mean anything sexual when used in that context. As for Portal introducing children to sick, sick, sexual things, don't be absurd. For all of humanities sin-stained history, sexual fetishes are created from almost anything, even innocence like children. People and sin, not Portal, are responsible for sick fetishes.

                              Since the only source of Portal's lying is the antagonist, that seems to make Portal against lying. The bad guy lies, and the bad guy is destroyed. in any case, GLaDOS (The antagonist) is not actually lying, there really was a cake as seen in the ending.

                              Portal 2 can be purchased at most major retailers in the electronics section as well as through the online Steam service which suffered one minor hack. If you want terrible networks, look at the PlayStation Network which was hacked early this year, over two hundred MILLION peoples personal information was stolen.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #435
                                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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