[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

This is all a laugh and a joke isn't it, you can't be serious because portal 2 can't possibly exist as I can't find it in the bible anywhere??
Seriously though chill out the game has been out for a while now and I've not heard anyone going on a mass murdering spree because of it and as for anal sex did someone forget to tell the Catholic church, they've been sodamising young boys for a while now, not against god Jesus or the bible I just live in the real world

P.S think it's great mental institutes use the internet for group therapy now did the psychiatrist forget his password or something because he's really letting this fantasy run.

Peace and love
root

Welcome to God's favourite forum Rooter755

You say you can't find Portal 2 in the Bible. Just how certain of that are you? Have you read the Bible? The proper version? All the way through? No.

Why are you so obsessed with anal sex? Are you a cathlick? - we are not so we sympathise with you on that score. As we have common ground tell us why you are here? To learn from us or mock us like so many other retards?

Luke 19:10
King James Version (KJV)
10 For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost.

By the way which mentalist interweb site are you referring to, there are so many.

All the best

[root755]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Not here to mock more just trying to understand, I know this has been said and ignored many times before but: I'm genuinely not here to flame you or cause any offence you say you're true Christians if that is indeed true why is it one of your pastors uses such slanderus language towards me does the bible not teach love for ALL human beings as apose to just those who agree with you?
Just fyi words can hurt especially lies I'm not whore or devil worshipper and not even female for that matter, just think you shouldn't be so quick to insult but rather listen and discuss it rationally like a decent human being would Jesus be so quick to call everyone who didn't agree with him a "Whore" I'm not sure he would ...

root

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Not here to mock more just trying to understand, I know this has been said and ignored many times before but: I'm genuinely not here to flame you or cause any offence you say you're true Christians if that is indeed true why is it one of your pastors uses such slanderus language towards me does the bible not teach love for ALL human beings as apose to just those who agree with you?
Just fyi words can hurt especially lies I'm not whore or devil worshipper and not even female for that matter, just think you shouldn't be so quick to insult but rather listen and discuss it rationally like a decent human being would Jesus be so quick to call everyone who didn't agree with him a "Whore" I'm not sure he would ...

root

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Not here to mock more just trying to understand, I know this has been said and ignored many times before but: I'm genuinely not here to flame you or cause any offence you say you're true Christians if that is indeed true why is it one of your pastors uses such slanderus language towards me does the bible not teach love for ALL human beings as apose to just those who agree with you?
Just fyi words can hurt especially lies I'm not whore or devil worshipper and not even female for that matter, just think you shouldn't be so quick to insult but rather listen and discuss it rationally like a decent human being would Jesus be so quick to call everyone who didn't agree with him a "Whore" I'm not sure he would ...

root

So then Rooty young chap, why don't you go over to the Introduction Forum and post an introduction to yourself. The instructions are at the top, we can then greet you in the proper way.

You need to understand we are a close-knit community who are very wary of strangers, we are constantly insulted and trolled for our beliefs. If you treat us with respect then we may reciprocate.

All the best

[root755]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Perhaps you yourself should take heed of this?

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I feel my rights have been violated by yourself and wish to open a complaint

[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Perhaps you yourself should take heed of this?


I feel my rights have been violated by yourself and wish to open a complaint

I'm disappointed, you didn't seem to listen to my words of advice. Our Pastor is a busy man so I will answer for him from the link he gave you (forgive me Pastor).

Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

Now why don't do what I say and introduce yourself.

All the best

[root755]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

So then Rooty young chap, why don't you go over to the Introduction Forum and post an introduction to yourself. The instructions are at the top, we can then greet you in the proper way.

You need to understand we are a close-knit community who are very wary of strangers, we are constantly insulted and trolled for our beliefs. If you treat us with respect then we may reciprocate.

All the best

I would I feel I should have done so but I get the feeling certain individuals (you have been polite with me and so will gladly discuss things with you in a calm and friendly tone) do not want me here so think I will be banned shortly for trying to discuss this topic, if however I'm not I will post a proper introduction shortly.

[root755]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Also @ Pastor Ezekiel: What exactly do you mean by addressing my "betters"? I see no man on here better than me just as I am no better then anyone on here, we where all created equal, have you even read the bible?

[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Also @ Pastor Ezekiel: What exactly do you mean by addressing my "betters"? I see no man on here better than me just as I am no better then anyone on here, we where all created equal, have you even read the bible?

One of the easiest ways to get an instant ban on God's favourite forum is to be rude about our Pastor. He knows the Bible inside out and is clearly 'better' than you in that respect. He is a nice man who has just spent much time trying to convert the heathen nips.

Why are you being rude to him? I have extended the hand of friendship to you and that is how I am repaid?

Matthew 27:3
Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders,

YIC

[Didymus Much]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Also @ Pastor Ezekiel: What exactly do you mean by addressing my "betters"? I see no man on here better than me just as I am no better then anyone on here, we where all created equal, have you even read the bible?

Find Scripture that says "we were all created equal". Having a hard time? That's because it's NOT IN THE BIBLE. It's in the U.S. Declaration of Independence. Please read both, and the Constitution, so you'll know when someone IS actually violating your rights.

What the Bible does have is this:

Hebrews 13:17 "Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you."

[root755]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Do not live in the US so reading the deceleration of independence or the constitution would be a waste of my time.
No one here has rule over me, there is only God who has the right to judge me

[Didymus Much]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Do not live in the US so reading the deceleration of independence or the constitution would be a waste of my time.
No one here has rule over me, there is only God who has the right to judge me

Read it anyway, and/or your local equivalent, and the UN Declaration of Human Rights (if your government has signed it) so you know what your rights are, and when and where they DO NOT APPLY.

Read the Bible, too, so you know what's NOT in there (things like "only God has the right to judge me" <---- NOT in the Bible).

Or keep looking like a fool. Your choice, really.

[root755]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I didn't say that was in the bible it's my personal belief

[Didymus Much]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I didn't say that was in the bible it's my personal belief

This forum is not about your personal beliefs or feelings.

[root755]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Don't care still have the right to express them