[PopeDope]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Obviously we need to dumb this down for. I am sorry we did not see the need sooner, I am sorry, please forgive me.

Games are fine. Checkers, TicTacToe, Witch Hunt, Who is the Sinner and many more. But a game that can anally probe you and steal your credit card, I am sorry, is just not a good game. I suppose, based on your screen name and your rabid defense of this game, you are on the giving end of the probing and receiving end of the credit card info. Come, fess up, we will not think any less of you.

OOOPS you seem to have forgotten that Tic-Tac-Toe is a SIN after all:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=66

Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

You BAAAD boy

[CreeperFacePalm]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Portal is a puzzle game. Ever heard of spoiling someones fun?

[Roberta]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Portal is a puzzle game. Ever heard of spoiling someones fun?

Is that the same as spoiling someone's sphincter?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Portal is a puzzle game. Ever heard of spoiling someones fun?

The only puzzle is how to avoid Hell

And the answer to that question is to put your so called 'joy' stick (whatever that is) down and start learning about Jesus.

Do you want to go to Hell?

Yours in Christ.

[CreeperFacePalm]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

The only puzzle is how to avoid Hell

And the answer to that question is to put your so called 'joy' stick (whatever that is) down and start learning about Jesus.

Do you want to go to Hell?

Yours in Christ.

What im trying to say is this game is in no way related homosexuality
or the devil

[Superdork33]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You know, Perverts can find genitals in everything they see.
You say jumping into portals promots gay sex.
Well you know what i say?

You love jesus, and yet i really dont want to say 'haha a man loves another man lol thats gayyyyy' yet i dont say it, becuase im restrained.

wait, i just said it didnt i?

so stop banning us from these forums cuz we are trying to prove you wrong.

Peace off.

*spock hand*

[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You say jumping into portals promots gay sex.
Well you know what i say?

You love jesus, and yet i really dont want to say 'haha a man loves another man lol thats gayyyyy' yet i dont say it, becuase im restrained.

wait, i just said it didnt i?

You are making little sense and appear to be speaking in tongues. The Bible teaches us that this magnifies God. Thank you.

Acts 10:46
For they heard them speak with tongues, and magnify God.

Yours in Christ

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

What im trying to say is this game is in no way related homosexuality
or the devil

They can't even tell the truth about cake so how do you trust them to look after your soul?

[ThatOneGuyThere]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You are making little sense and appear to be speaking in tongues. The Bible teaches us that this magnifies God. Thank you.

Acts 10:46
For they heard them speak with tongues, and magnify God.

Yours in Christ

He's trying to say that perverts can find a dirty meaning for anything so if you believe that a video game promotes anal sex then you're a pervert. Which I think is a valid point. People seem to attack the homosexual community here and here are the reasons whether you like it or not.

1)Ignorance
As humans we are programmed to respond to the unknown in a fearful/violent manner, this is exactly what's happening here. (The same can be said about people who think everyone from the middle-east is a terrorist, but that's another story.)

2) Suppression
Some people who are homosexual themselves may try to suppress their feelings by protesting and demonstrating against homosexuals. They think in their own minds; "I can't be gay, I hate gay people more than anyone, look at all the people I call fag, I'm as straight as an arrow."

3)To fit in
Because it is part of their religion people will have hate-filled feeling towards homosexuals, which is absolutely ridiculous. You can believe in exactly what you want to believe in, you shouldn't be influenced blindly by others simply because it's what they believe.

(Oh, just in case you haven't already discovered, I'm an atheist. I'm not here to spew hate-filled comments or troll, I'm here to have a proper discussion.)

[Catherine Moore]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

(Oh, just in case you haven't already discovered, I'm an atheist. I'm not here to spew hate-filled comments or troll, I'm here to have a proper discussion.)

How on earth would we have discovered? This is your only post.

You didn't even have the common courtesy to introduce yourself - not sure how many prpoer conversations you've had but honestly that is typical behaviour.

[KusoYokai]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Really? I'm sorry, that has to be the most retarded thing I've read.

I've played Portal 1 & Portal 2, and both of them are amazing games. Neither game mentions sex in any way. The game is about a woman (Chell) being trapped in a scientific testing laboratory (Aperture Science). She has to solve various puzzles with the use of a portal gun to get to GLaDOS (The killer computer villain), or Wheatly(Portal 2). In the end of Portal 2, GLaDOS releases Chell, but that's after Chell defeats Wheatly and saves Aperture Laboratories from total destruction.

Tell me, how did you get anal sex from that? Sounds to me like you're just obsessed with sex.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Really? I'm sorry, that has to be the most retarded thing I've read.

I've played Portal 1 & Portal 2, and both of them are amazing games. Neither game mentions sex in any way. The game is about a woman (Chell) being trapped in a scientific testing laboratory (Aperture Science). She has to solve various puzzles with the use of a portal gun to get to GLaDOS (The killer computer villain), or Wheatly(Portal 2). In the end of Portal 2, GLaDOS releases Chell, but that's after Chell defeats Wheatly and saves Aperture Laboratories from total destruction.

Tell me, how did you get anal sex from that? Sounds to me like you're just obsessed with sex.

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Noah Sole]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Welcome to God's favourite forum Yoko Ono

Tell me are you still missing John? Probably are by the amount of time you seem to spend playing games.

Tell us a bit about yourself. What's your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

Genesis 6:13
And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.

[root755]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

This is all a laugh and a joke isn't it, you can't be serious because portal 2 can't possibly exist as I can't find it in the bible anywhere??
Seriously though chill out the game has been out for a while now and I've not heard anyone going on a mass murdering spree because of it and as for anal sex did someone forget to tell the Catholic church, they've been sodamising young boys for a while now, not against god Jesus or the bible I just live in the real world

P.S think it's great mental institutes use the internet for group therapy now did the psychiatrist forget his password or something because he's really letting this fantasy run.

Peace and love
root

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

This is all a laugh and a joke isn't it, you can't be serious because portal 2 can't possibly exist as I can't find it in the bible anywhere??
Seriously though chill out the game has been out for a while now and I've not heard anyone going on a mass murdering spree because of it and as for anal sex did someone forget to tell the Catholic church, they've been sodamising young boys for a while now, not against god Jesus or the bible I just live in the real world

P.S think it's great mental institutes use the internet for group therapy now did the psychiatrist forget his password or something because he's really letting this fantasy run.

Peace and love
root

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel