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  • Brian Payne
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid foreign godmocker
    • Nov 2011
    • 78
    #481
    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    Sorry for the second post but, just because something says "2" on the end of it doesnt mean, "OMG ANAL SEX BAD GAME" just means its the SECOND PORTAL GAME there was a portal just old "portal' it was a hit so they made another one "portal 2". So the fact "anal sex" was the first thing that came to your mind means your perverted and YOUR the homosexual.
    Lev.20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #482
        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        Originally posted by Brian Payne View Post
        Sorry for the second post but, just because something says "2" on the end of it doesnt mean, "OMG ANAL SEX BAD GAME" just means its the SECOND PORTAL GAME there was a portal just old "portal' it was a hit so they made another one "portal 2". So the fact "anal sex" was the first thing that came to your mind means your perverted and YOUR the homosexual.
        I don't understand how someone who wishes they were a Christian (like yourself) would come down so firmly on the side of anal sex, and diametrically oppose oneself in principle to the war on anal sex. Denying yourself the privilege to engage in gay sex is essential to any practice of TRUE Christianity(tm).
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Brian Payne
            Unsaved Trash, Rabid foreign godmocker
            • Nov 2011
            • 78
            #483
            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            I do not intend to defend anal sex, nor ever will i do it. But i think for having a so called Christian mind why do we try to link everything to anal sex?
            Lev.20:13
            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337
                #484
                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Originally posted by Brian Payne View Post
                I do not intend to defend anal sex, nor ever will i do it. But i think for having a so called Christian mind why do we try to link everything to anal sex?
                By denying that there is a gay conspiracy to tempt straight men like me into having gay sex, you are in essence protecting that conspiracy. I am trying to expose that conspiracy by showing how all of the homoerotic imagery in the Satanic, liberally biased media are linked together.

                I do not blame you, friend. I know that the Satanic liberally biased media and public education system have brainwashed you so that you no longer perceive the anal sex inherent in the system. But I see it, and I will continue to be a watchdog for anal sex until the Lord calls me up into more eternal servitude! Hallelujia!
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #485
                    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    Originally posted by Brian Payne View Post
                    I do not intend to defend anal sex, nor ever will i do it. But i think for having a so called Christian mind why do we try to link everything to anal sex?
                    You just don't understand satan, pal. He wants everyone to commit sodomy instead of praising Jesus!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Doo-Fong-Woo
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 19
                        #486
                        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        My credit card hasn't been stolen...

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251
                            #487
                            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            Originally posted by Doo-Fong-Woo View Post
                            My credit card hasn't been stolen...
                            Who is your credit card with?
                            sigpic

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                              • Adam the fool
                                Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 22
                                #488
                                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                What is everyones problem? It won't steal credit cards and theres no damn link to anal sex anywhere in portal 2. For christians you guys sure do link gays and anal sex to everything.. Do I see a connection here? Do you guys have gay anal sex with each other? Seems like it.
                                Fuck off editing my signature you cocksucking admins/mods.

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                                  • TEH INTERNETZ
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Dec 2011
                                    • 2
                                    #489
                                    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                    WOW you gies are idiots......It does not promote homosexuality ALL OF THE PEOPLE MADE THOSE PICTURES (that show the dude suckin himself off)NOT the god damn developers OPEN YOUR EYES idiots!None of this is a sin IS A PUZZLE GAME anything pornographic about it or homo about it is because of the community the developers wouldn't relice that and i am a proud owner of a steam account! i play tf2 i play killing floor you mad bro?

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                                      • Redeemed Papist
                                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jul 2011
                                        • 10409
                                        #490
                                        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                        Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                        WOW you gies are idiots......It does not promote homosexuality ALL OF THE PEOPLE MADE THOSE PICTURES (that show the dude suckin himself off)NOT the god damn developers OPEN YOUR EYES idiots!None of this is a sin IS A PUZZLE GAME anything pornographic about it or homo about it is because of the community the developers wouldn't relice that and i am a proud owner of a steam account! i play tf2 i play killing floor you mad bro?
                                        I normally manage to speak retard fairly well but even I am at a loss here. Anyone?
                                        sigpic
                                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                        The truth about volcanos
                                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                          • TEH INTERNETZ
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Dec 2011
                                            • 2
                                            #491
                                            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                            God just told me to kill myself.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #492
                                                Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                                Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                                WOW you gies are idiots......It does not promote homosexuality ALL OF THE PEOPLE MADE THOSE PICTURES (that show the dude suckin himself off)NOT the god damn developers OPEN YOUR EYES idiots!None of this is a sin IS A PUZZLE GAME anything pornographic about it or homo about it is because of the community the developers wouldn't relice that and i am a proud owner of a steam account! i play tf2 i play killing floor you mad bro?
                                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                                I normally manage to speak retard fairly well but even I am at a loss here. Anyone?
                                                I have a few minutes between household chores so I'll try.

                                                Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                                WOW you gies are idiots
                                                He's an idiot and can only think of orgies.

                                                Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                                ......It does not promote homosexuality
                                                I think the line of dots means he's now trying to fit in by denying what he truly supports - the homoqueer lifestyle. I think this is his subliminal message to try and convert True Christians by putting the image in our heads in hopes it makes us think positively about such things.

                                                Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                                ALL OF THE PEOPLE MADE THOSE PICTURES (that show the dude suckin himself off)
                                                Once people start playing Portal 2 they can't help but think homoerotic thoughts and make picture after picture of it to share with strangers on the web in hopes one might meet at a truck stop one night and do kinky gay sex with them.

                                                Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                                blah blah blah
                                                blah blah blah

                                                Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                                i am a proud owner of a steam account!
                                                He's so debased he no longer tries to hide his homofantasies and wants to advertise where he can be found (on a steam account, whatever that means).

                                                I hope that helps.
                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • Didymus Much
                                                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 14076
                                                    #493
                                                    Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                                    Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                                    God just told me to kill myself.
                                                    And what's stopping you?

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #494
                                                        Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                                        Originally posted by TEH INTERNETZ View Post
                                                        God just told me to kill myself.
                                                        Remember, it's ALONG the tracks, not across.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Daimon Chris
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Aug 2011
                                                            • 9
                                                            #495
                                                            Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                                            How can we stop this?!
                                                            This game must be forbidden to young men and women of this modern society...!

                                                            Or else, this world will full of homosexual queers and muslims, that are ALL terrorists! DIE IN HELL YOU BASTARDS.

                                                            We need to sue this company, for destroying the hope for humanity.

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