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  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    Originally posted by TheEventHorizon View Post
    I'm sorry to say this but you're very, very, very wrong. Portal 2 is a fun first person shooter puzzle game that involves you trying to escape the facility known as Aperture Laboratories. This doesn't have anything to do with credit cards or anal sex. Please get your facts straight.
    No friend, we are right. The Bible tells us so.
    1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
    1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
    1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
    Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

    No where in the Bible does it tell us that 'portals' are good. In fact, a 'portal' is a euphemism for gay sex. This is what God thinks of that:
    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    See friend, God is telling us you should be killed because of you predilection for the game. Is it really worth ending your life over?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
      You sick piffle. That baby boy didn't get a change in life. What sort of messed up god wouldn't let a soul like that go to hell.
      It's very unfortunate that the baby didn't ever get changed. And rather disgusting.

      But God doesn't "let" the damned go to Hell. HE puts them there Himself!

      At Judgment, God will resurrect all people who ever lived in bodily form. Those who have accepted Jesus and who have obeyed His commandments will be welcomed into Heaven with open arms! There, we will spend the rest of eternity in perfect bodies which don't need food or sleep, and which are neither male nor female. Nothing will distract us from spending all of eternity singing praises to God for His perfection!

      And God will then take everyone else and throw them into His Lake of Fire.

      Now, they also have perfect, immortal bodies. But they'll be dumped into the Lake of Fire. So, they will be burned alive for all time, unable to escape and unable to die.

      That's called Justice.
      Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
      In answer to your question no i do not believe in god.
      Then why are you on a Christian church's discussion forum?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        No friend, we are right. The Bible tells us so.
        1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
        1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
        1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
        Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
        Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
        Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

        No where in the Bible does it tell us that 'portals' are good. In fact, a 'portal' is a euphemism for gay sex. This is what God thinks of that:
        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
        See friend, God is telling us you should be killed because of you predilection for the game. Is it really worth ending your life over?
        What are you talking about!? PORTALS ARE A QUICK WAY TO GET FROM ONE AREA TO ANOTHER! But seriously I'm baffled by your nonsense.

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        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Originally posted by TheEventHorizon View Post
          What are you talking about!? PORTALS ARE A QUICK WAY TO GET FROM ONE AREA TO ANOTHER! But seriously I'm baffled by your nonsense.
          Being unsaved makes you stupid, I'm not surprised your "baffled".
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          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by TheEventHorizon View Post
            What are you talking about!? PORTALS ARE A QUICK WAY TO GET FROM ONE AREA TO ANOTHER! But seriously I'm baffled by your nonsense.
            You think these videogames are real?
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              You think these videogames are real?
              I never said anything about video games being real. They're just there for fun.

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              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Originally posted by TheEventHorizon View Post
                I never said anything about video games being real. They're just there for fun.
                So how are portals anything other than fake ideas of holes with suitably inflamed rims for people to penetrate the world with like a phallus into an anus?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                  Being unsaved makes you stupid, I'm not surprised your "baffled".
                  Believing in something that hasn't been scientifically proven makes you stupid. Just saying. Think about it for a moment. There is no valid evidence for God.

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                  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    So how are portals anything other than fake ideas of holes with suitably inflamed rims for people to penetrate the world with like a phallus into an anus?
                    Portals are only a theory. They are inter dimensional gates, a quick way to travel from one place in the universe to another, almost instantaneously. However we don't know how to make one. But Portal, the game, is just a game.

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                    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      Originally posted by TheEventHorizon View Post
                      Portals are only a theory. They are inter dimensional gates, a quick way to travel from one place in the universe to another, almost instantaneously. However we don't know how to make one.
                      You do realise this thing you believe in is only pretend, right?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        You do realise this thing you believe in is only pretend, right?
                        I never said anything about portals being true. I was talking about the game here anyway until you or someone else started fucking things up. Portal in real life are only a THEORY. I'm beginning to think that you have the intelligence of a spoon.

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                        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          Originally posted by TheEventHorizon View Post
                          I never said anything about portals being true. I was talking about the game here anyway until you or someone else started piffleing things up. Portal in real life are only a THEORY. I'm beginning to think that you have the intelligence of a spoon.
                          Here we go again...
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            You do realise this thing you believe in is only pretend, right?
                            Look we would rather believe people in lab coats who aren't demanding we spend every day of our life apologizing for being human

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                            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              Originally posted by Aperture_Science View Post
                              Look we would rather believe people in lab coats who aren't demanding we spend every day of our life apologizing for being human
                              God can see into your heart that you hate Him, you know.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                God can see into your heart that you hate Him, you know.
                                *sigh* I don't hate him I just don't think there is enough evidence of his existence

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