[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Who said I "snub" Him? I don't think any less of our creator. I have respected Him and his authority since I've found Him in my heart. It is you people that give us Christians a bad name. The fact that no one is reading my first post intrigues me. Are you really so judgmental that you can't read with an open mind the points that I have made?

But dear, you haven't found Him in your heart. You've created a phantom of what you think He must be like. Interestingly enough, He approves of the same things you do, right? He is saddened by the same things you are, am I right? This is significant to recognize.

This isn't the God of the Bible, this is the God of Markus' Imagination.

[BelieveInYourself]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

But dear, you haven't found Him in your heart. You've created a phantom of what you think He must be like. Interestingly enough, He approves of the same things you do, right? He is saddened by the same things you are, am I right? This is significant to recognize.

This isn't the God of the Bible, this is the God of Markus' Imagination.

I am appalled by you people. I am a loving Christian. I live by low morals. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if I got banned from this site because of your sheer ignorance. You people disgust me. Life should be about loving God and sharing his kindness, not shunning what you think is wrong and forcing religion down people's throats. Especially children! They deserve a childhood that most underage Christians don't. It sickens me that Christianity nowadays is depicted as some sort of cult. It it most certainly not! This website, however, thinks otherwise. I can't believe I'm saying this, but there has been more evil in religion than the rest of life. Sacrifice, torment, etc... Where have my fellow Christians gone?

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Just from that I could already assume that you didn't read my post. That shows signs of your ignorance, sir. The reason why I didn't post anything in the introduction section is because this called my attention. This thread had a large impact on me, my family, and my friends. We were severely offended by the contents of this thread. I just had to get it off my chest. And about me, I am a 26 year old Christian named Markus Davidson. Please my first post. It is meant to increase your obviously empty knowledge of the show. I hope I did not offend anyone.

- Markus

Markus, how can decent people who follow God that are demeaned by masturbation to cartoon rainbow ponies can it be justifiable for you to be upset. It is people like you that are the primary cause for Gods hatred of mankind. No where in the Bible does God condone your perversion. Yet we are to understand you take offense to our following of Jesus? You are no Christian, you are a minion of Satan!

What kind of a sicko are you!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I hope I did not offend anyone.

- Markus

By marching uninvited into a privately-owned Christian church's discussion forum and demanding people do as you say? And then by calling Brother Zech "ignorant" for asking you to follow some very simple rules?

No, of course that's not offensive.

What in the world makes you think anybody here cares about the creator or the history of that perverted cartoon filth you think all children should be forced to watch?

After a parent in my congregation informed me that the first two seasons of this drivel were available streaming from Netflix, I watched the first two episodes. Here's my review:

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, episodes 1 and 2

These two episodes are a single story.

In the first episode, we're told that the kingdom was ruled by two princesses, Princess Incestia and something else (later named "Nightmare Moon"). One operated the sun, and the other the moon. But the one operating the moon got jealous because all the ponies slept when she was working, and played and fornicated and practiced their black magic while her sister was up with the sun. So, she used her own black magic powers to bring about eternal night.

Her sister used the "elements of harmony" to banish the nighttime sister ("Nightmare Moon") to the moon for 1,000 years, and took over operating day and night by herself.

Our story begins two days before those 1,000 years are up.

The lead character, "Twilight Sparkle", is a studious little misanthrope who is somewhat abusive to her slave Spike, a baby dragon.

Twilight Sparkle warns the princess (now over 1,000 years old) that her evil sister is about to break free, and is sent to "make friends" in a small town. There, she meets a redneck pony named "Applejack", a terrified twit named "Fluttershy", a pretentious hairstylist pony named "Rarity", a lesbian 'pegasus' (winged flying pony) named "Rainbow Dash", and a blithering idiot named "Pinkie Pie".

Soon, the imprisoned Nightmare Moon is unleashed, bringing eternal night. YAY! Sad ponies! High electric bills!

The ponies leave the slave behind and go on a quest to find the "Elements of Harmony". On the way, they meet a flaming homosexual sea serpent who has lost half of his mustache.


Really. Gayest thing since Liberace. Can't make this stuff up.

Long story short, they defeat Nightmare Moon, who is transformed from a glamorous, confident, powerful mare into a pathetic, groveling pony. Twilight Sparkle gets kudos from Princess Incestia.

Commentary

Why the anti-Christian Darwinistas aren't up in arms about teaching children that the sun is mobile and the earth stationary, I'm not sure. Yes, you can only have a sun "raised" by a horse princess if the earth is stationary!

I mentioned the characters above. The most offensive is not the lesbian, but the idiot Pinkie Pie. By the end of the episode, I found myself praying for her horrific demise.

As the story progresses, we discover something more sinister than the "magic" in which every pony engages. Not only do the ponies live under a monarchy (anti-American values, no democracy), but the only characters allowed to speak throughout the entire two episodes are female, except for the abused slave Spike.

All other male characters are mute, or only able to grunt and/or whinny. They also are in servile roles, such as pulling a chariot. Obviously, the female characters have torn out their tongues, or forbidden them to speak. The message is that women should be in charge, and men should be treated as mindless laborers.

When the ponies encounter the wailing sea serpent, they do not point out to him that the Bible tells us that the effeminate will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire. No! They fix his mustache, and don't even leave him a Chick tract!

When the ponies defeat Nightmare Moon, they don't call upon Jesus. They use black magic!

This anti-Christian, anti-American filth is far worse than anyone could have imagined. It does not belong in any Christian home!

[BelieveInYourself]

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Markus, how can decent people who follow God that are demeaned by masturbation to cartoon rainbow ponies justifiable for you to be upset. It is people like you that are the primary cause for Gods hatred of mankind. No wherein the Bible does God condone your perversion. Yet we are to understand you take offense to our following of Jesus? You are no Christian, you are a minion of Satan!

What kind of a sicko are you!

I absolutely love your misinterpretation. No, I do not decent people who follow God if I myself do the same. And I especially do not condemn others who are demeaned by such acts. I myself believe that masturbation is a normal, healthy activity. Masturbation to a children's cartoon, however, I do not condone. I find this highly disturbing. With that said, I dislike how you assume the whole show is evil for what some people have done. Stereotypes. Let me put it to you in a way you'll understand: one obese American does not mean that all of America is "fat". Oh, and nice emoticon. You decide to use something like that in a serious conversation. I applaud you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Life should be about loving God and sharing his kindness, not shunning what you think is wrong and forcing religion down people's throats. Especially children!

Could you please support this with Scripture?

Also, please explain why you think it is that children should not be Saved and learn to live a life without sin, which is the only way to Heaven?

Do you hate children?

[BelieveInYourself]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

By marching uninvited into a privately-owned Christian church's discussion forum and demanding people do as you say? And then by calling Brother Zech "ignorant" for asking you to follow some very simple rules?

No, of course that's not offensive.

What in the world makes you think anybody here cares about the creator or the history of that perverted cartoon filth you think all children should be forced to watch?

After a parent in my congregation informed me that the first two seasons of this drivel were available streaming from Netflix, I watched the first two episodes. Here's my review:

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, episodes 1 and 2

These two episodes are a single story.

In the first episode, we're told that the kingdom was ruled by two princesses, Princess Incestia and something else (later named "Nightmare Moon"). One operated the sun, and the other the moon. But the one operating the moon got jealous because all the ponies slept when she was working, and played and fornicated and practiced their black magic while her sister was up with the sun. So, she used her own black magic powers to bring about eternal night.

Her sister used the "elements of harmony" to banish the nighttime sister ("Nightmare Moon") to the moon for 1,000 years, and took over operating day and night by herself.

Our story begins two days before those 1,000 years are up.

The lead character, "Twilight Sparkle", is a studious little misanthrope who is somewhat abusive to her slave Spike, a baby dragon.

Twilight Sparkle warns the princess (now over 1,000 years old) that her evil sister is about to break free, and is sent to "make friends" in a small town. There, she meets a redneck pony named "Applejack", a terrified twit named "Fluttershy", a pretentious hairstylist pony named "Rarity", a lesbian 'pegasus' (winged flying pony) named "Rainbow Dash", and a blithering idiot named "Pinkie Pie".

Soon, the imprisoned Nightmare Moon is unleashed, bringing eternal night. YAY! Sad ponies! High electric bills!

The ponies leave the slave behind and go on a quest to find the "Elements of Harmony". On the way, they meet a flaming homosexual sea serpent who has lost half of his mustache. Really. Gayest thing since Liberace.

Long story short, they defeat Nightmare Moon, who is transformed from a glamorous, confident, powerful mare into a pathetic, groveling pony. Twilight Sparkle gets kudos from Princess Incestia.

Commentary

Why the anti-Christian Darwinistas aren't up in arms about teaching children that the sun is mobile and the earth stationary, I'm not sure. Yes, you can only have a sun "raised" by a horse princess if the earth is stationary!

I mentioned the characters above. The most offensive is not the lesbian, but the idiot Pinkie Pie. By the end of the episode, I found myself praying for her horrific demise.

As the story progresses, we discover something more sinister than the "magic" in which every pony engages. Not only do the ponies live under a monarchy (anti-American values, no democracy), but the only characters allowed to speak throughout the entire two episodes are female, except for the abused slave Spike.

All other male characters are mute, or only able to grunt and/or whinny. They also are in servile roles, such as pulling a chariot. Obviously, the female characters have torn out their tongues, or forbidden them to speak. The message is that women should be in charge, and men should be treated as mindless laborers.

When the ponies encounter the wailing sea serpent, they do not point out to him that the Bible tells us that the effeminate will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire. No! They fix his mustache!

When the ponies defeat Nightmare Moon, they don't call upon Jesus. They use black magic!

This anti-Christian, anti-American filth is far worse than anyone could have imagined. It does not belong in any Christian home!

My response in one sentence: You are an idiot. The show is based on a fantasy setting. More so, I cannot believe that you took your time to falsely point out misinterpretations. None of you are true Christians. There, I have said it. I tried giving this website a chance. I tried to post my argument as to why I disagree, simply to hopefully changes the minds of some of you. But no, instead of making a counter-argument or even acknowledging my argument, you shun me as Satan's minion. That is unforgivable. I have officially given up hope for humanity. I pray for your very souls. May God bless you all.

- Markus

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I am appalled by you people. I am a loving Christian. I live by morals. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if I got banned from this site because of your sheer ignorance. You people disgust me. Life should be about loving God and sharing his kindness, not shunning what you think is wrong and forcing religion down people's throats. Especially children! They deserve a childhood that most underage Christians don't. It sickens me that Christianity nowadays is depicted as some sort of cult. It it most certainly not! This website, however, thinks otherwise. I can't believe I'm saying this, but there has been more evil in religion than the rest of life. Sacrifice, torment, etc... Where have my fellow Christians gone?

No, you're appalled by the fact people can believe and advocate following the Holy Bible to. the. letter. In today's world, "living by morals" can mean anything to anyone because people are encouraged to follow what feels right.

You talk about sharing God's kindness, but if you were to actually read the Holy Bible, you'd see yourself that this is a projection of what you think God must be like. Go back to the Books of Deuteronomy, Judges, Numbers, Exodus, and Zechariah, and show me where the kindness is.

God is Just, my friend, not kind.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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My response in one sentence: You are an idiot. The show is based on a fantasy setting.

It teaches children lies, and teaches them that women should be in power and that men should be laborers, and that monarchies are OK, and that magic is OK, and that there is nobody named "Jesus".

It is anti-American and anti-Christian filth!

But please, if I've "misinterpreted", point out my errors.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I am appalled by you people. I am a loving Christian. I live by low morals. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if I got banned from this site because of your sheer ignorance. You people disgust me. Life should be about loving God and sharing his kindness, not shunning what you think is wrong and forcing religion down people's throats. Especially children! They deserve a childhood that most underage Christians don't. It sickens me that Christianity nowadays is depicted as some sort of cult. It it most certainly not! This website, however, thinks otherwise. I can't believe I'm saying this, but there has been more evil in religion than the rest of life. Sacrifice, torment, etc... Where have my fellow Christians gone?

Son, you are no Christian. No Christian 'has the hots' for animals. Beastialty is just plain wrong child.

Sharing does not mean anally penetrating animals or even people! Why you want children you be involved in the perversion escapes me.

Your 'fellow Christians' have moved to the other side of the bench to avoid being associated with wack job sex fiends like yourself.

Have you not common decency?

[BelieveInYourself]

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It teaches children lies, and teaches them that women should be in power and that men should be laborers, and that monarchies are OK, and that magic is OK, and that there is nobody named "Jesus".

It is anti-American and anti-Christian filth!

But please, if I've "misinterpreted", point out my errors.

1. The show is for fun, for kids.
2. You've only watched the first two episodes of it. Therefore, you have no right to criticize what little knowledge you have of something.
3. Magic is present pretty much everywhere, not just in My Little Pony. Magic has been a thing for many years. Just look at old Disney movies. Magic everywhere. Now, I understand if you don't like the concept of magic, that is perfectly understandable.
4. The Princess's name is Princess Celestia (sun). I don't know where you got that she was "incestuous".
5. Twilight Sparkle, the purple unicorn and main character of the story, is not a misanthrope. She is simply very studious and dislikes the concept of "friends". That is something somewhat common around kids. If you actually watched the show, you'd realize that she has gotten used to have friends. She loves her friends.
6. Spike, the purple and green baby dragon, is a friend of Twilight and is her assistant. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm pretty sure we've all seen a librarian's assistant at some point in time.
7. Applejack is a farm girl, a southerner. There is a difference between a redneck and a Southern American, look it up.
8. Classifying Fluttershy as a "terrified twit" is an insult to those who are shy.
9. Rarity is not "pretentious". On the contrary, she is very generous. Nowhere does it states that she is a typical fashion diva.
10. Rainbow Dash is NOT a lesbian. I have already gone over that.
11. Pinkie Pie is simply a fun and rather silly girl. Not an idiot.
12. They left Spike behind for an obvious reason: He's a "baby" dragon. He's unable to defend himself.
13. Your use of the word "gay" is used in a rather unique way. I would love for you to tell me why you thought he was "gay"? Can a man not care about his complexion without being gay?
14. Princess Luna, the supposed "groveling" pony, had turned evil because of a common human attribute: Jealousy. After being defeated, she didn't turn into some pathetic lower-class pony. She simply returned to her normal state.

15. It's a cartoon, you guys. Not every cartoon in the world should be religious. That is your desire, but it will never be granted.
16. You can all have your little parties now because I am done with this. I have officially concluded my arguments. I don't want this to turn into some sort of fight. I mean, for goodness sakes, I've already received an infraction. Thank you for all that you have done. I pray for every single one of you. Remember that Jesus loves you.

- Markus

[Bobby-Joe]

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3. Magic is present pretty much everywhere, not just in My Little Pony. Magic has been a thing for many years. Just look at old Disney movies. Magic everywhere. Now, I understand if you don't like the concept of magic, that is perfectly understandable.

- Markus

Dear Dumbass Twink,

Threw the The Bible, God specifically calls for the death of sorcerers and other magicians. This isn't a matter our personal preferences, it's a matter of the rules that define our faith.

I know this is hard concept for someone like you who hasn't mentally entered puberty yet but perhaps your might want to stuff a sock in your little hissyfit and wrap your mind around the concept we are discussing this from a Christian concept. All your fanboi ranting about the glories of the show don't matter to us. All we care about is what Christ thinks.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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1. The show is for fun, for kids.

Exactly. As I've repeatedly said, it targets them when they are at their most vulnerable.

2. You've only watched the first two episodes of it. Therefore, you have no right to criticize what little knowledge you have of something.

What parts did I misunderstand of what I saw? Magic, no male characters other than a slave, a gay sea serpent, no Jesus. Please explain which I misunderstood.

And I'm not going to watch more of that anti-male, anti-American, anti-democracy, anti-Christian, pro-witchcraft, pro-feminazism filth. I know you want me to, so I will get hooked on it and become a raging brony like you!

No such luck, bucko!

3. Magic is present pretty much everywhere, not just in My Little Pony. Magic has been a thing for many years. Just look at old Disney movies. Magic everywhere. Now, I understand if you don't like the concept of magic, that is perfectly understandable.

God demands that we execute witches. What do you think?

Disney is vile filth. True Christians™ hate Disney.

The Southern Baptist Convention, the largest Protestant Church in America, with 16 million members has challenged the Disney Empire over the unchristian and immoral material they are pumping into American homes in the guise "family entertainment." It has become so obscene that Walt Disney would turn over in his grave if he knew what the evil Michael Eisner has done to the institution he created! Dallas, Texas. The 12,000 Baptist delegates voted overwhelmingly to launch a boycott of all Disney-owned companies. The naming of the first weekend in June as “Gay Days” along with Disney's new program to extend employee insurance benefits to homo and lesbian partners along with ABC-TV's Ellen DeGeneres' (DeGenerate's) open lesbian show was the final straw. Richard Lamb of the church morals and ethics panel said:

“You can't walk the family side of the street and the gay side of the street in the Magic Kingdom at the same time - there's a sense of betrayal and outrage.”

Disney owns ABC-TV, ESPN, A&E and Miramax films which produced “Pulp Fiction” with John Travolta which glorifies blatant cocaine use and race-mixing. They also made “The English Patient” that is anti-German and ends with an assisted suicide. While Disney earned $21 million in 1996, its stock fell when the boycott was announced. Rev. Roy Fisher of the First Baptist Church in Nashville said:

"I know of hundreds of people who have dropped the Disney Cable Channel. Disney has abandoned traditional family values to promote the homosexual agenda. The time has come to stop patronizing any company that promotes immoral ideologies and practices."

4. The Princess's name is Princess Celestia (sun). I don't know where you got that she was "incestuous".

I wasn't taking notes; guess I remembered it wrong. I admit to an error.

5. Twilight Sparkle, the purple unicorn and main character of the story, is not a misanthrope. She is simply very studious and dislikes the concept of "friends".

Do you know what "misanthrope" means?

6. Spike, the purple and green baby dragon, is a friend of Twilight and is her assistant. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm pretty sure we've all seen a librarian's assistant at some point in time.

I suggest you watch the first episode again. She abuses him with books and demands he do things while being abused.

7. Applejack is a farm girl, a southerner. There is a difference between a redneck and a Southern American, look it up.

This takes place in "a fantasy land", not America. Therefore, Applejack is not a southern American.

8. Classifying Fluttershy as a "terrified twit" is an insult to those who are shy.

Where did I misunderstand? What is my error? You may call it a "mischaracterization", but that's about it.

9. Rarity is not "pretentious". On the contrary, she is very generous. Nowhere does it states that she is a typical fashion diva.

Like shrieking over Twilight Sparkle's "awful" hair? Right. Again, you may call it a "mischaracterization", but that's about it.

10. Rainbow Dash is NOT a lesbian. I have already gone over that.

If you say so.

11. Pinkie Pie is simply a fun and rather silly girl. Not an idiot.

If you say so. Maybe she should visit the Happy Tree Friends.

12. They left Spike behind for an obvious reason: He's a "baby" dragon. He's unable to defend himself.

I didn't say leaving him behind was a bad thing.

13. Your use of the word "gay" is used in a rather unique way. I would love for you to tell me why you thought he was "gay"? Can a man not care about his complexion without being gay?

You're right, I don't know if he was homosexual. I do know that he was a flaming queen and exaggeratedly effeminate. The effeminate are damned; read Romans 1.

14. Princess Luna, the supposed "groveling" pony, had turned evil because of a common human attribute: Jealousy. After being defeated, she didn't turn into some pathetic lower-class pony. She simply returned to her normal state.

Yet her sister was still a grand, proud, graceful mare.

How could they be sisters, and both 1,000 years old, and one be a pony and the other a gracious mare? Sorry, not buying it. Especially since ponies don't grow up to be horses.

15. It's a cartoon, you guys. Not every cartoon in the world should be religious. That is your desire, but it will never be granted.

Yet this particular cartoon is pro-satanic black magic, and blatantly anti-Christian.

16. You can all have your little parties now because I am done with this. I have officially concluded my arguments. I don't want this to turn into some sort of fight. I mean, for goodness sakes, I've already received an infraction. Thank you for all that you have done. I pray for every single one of you. Remember that Jesus loves you.

And I hope you remember that Jesus hates and will burn alive forever in His Lake of Fire those who practice witchcraft, those who refuse to obey His Commands, and the effeminate.

I also wish you'd addressed the issues I brought up, such as the absence of male characters beyond the slave and some silent servants, and the promotion of monarchy instead of democracy.

[EvaRitaVazquez]

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Why would a someone want a little pony? I'm told larger makes more money

[poipoi01]

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HOMOSEXUALITY



As you can see, this little pony's tail is in the exact same colors as the homosexual flag. A coincidence? Not very likely. This is clearly an attempt to plant a subliminal message in people's minds that anal sex is normal and should be accepted as such in our society. We have seen similar attempts in the music industry, Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" being the most obvious example.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

You know. Rainbows do not = ERMAHGERD FAG AGENDA MUST SUE AND BAN!
Just my

I became the devil right now didn't i?