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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    tl;dr

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      tl;dr

      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
      I apologize if you thought I was here to offend you; please know that's not my intent. I am merely here to shine light on the subject.

      Please, I encourage you to take the time to read my contribution as I did with yours. I mean no harm, simply to contribute.
      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by PersonfromCanada View Post
        I mean no harm, simply to contribute.
        Friend, looking through your long-winded post, I fail to see any Holy Scripture contained therein. Unless you are Christ who has returned (and I know you're not because we would have seen you on tv!), your contribution is otherwise moot.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Again, I was not aware that in order to contribute that it was absolutely necessary to provide Holy Scripture. If anything else, all I ask is acknowledgement that there is more than one side to this. I apologize again, for I am not educated in the ways of your faith at all, otherwise I would definitely have researched that as well.

          Also, to the man who operates the account here as 'Pastor Ezekiel', I understand that you may not agree with what I am saying, but the reasons you are infracting this account are based off of your own opinion; something I said I respected, but please, the way you are dealing with it is not with respect to my own. If you do disagree with me, please, contact me personally via private message; I'd love to hear your own opinion in much more detail, without attacking it.
          Lev.18:22
          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by PersonfromCanada View Post
            Please, I encourage you to take the time to read my contribution as I did with yours. I mean no harm, simply to contribute.
            My friend, there is such a thing as common courtesy. Now, If I were to visit a furry forum for the advocacy of bestiality and pet-rape, I would at least read the entire thread before offering my "contributions".

            Is it too much to ask that you do the same here in God's forum? You just might find that your inane and imbecilic contributions have been rebuked many dozens of times, when other fools attempted to be apologetic for the mud-packing and gayness this filth promotes.

            Please conserve God's precious bandwidth, and commence praising Him.

            In Christ
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by PervertfromCanada View Post
              Trust me, I have seen many other things that do deserve this kind of treatment, but a children's show is simply not one of them.
              Children are the people most susceptible to indoctrination, since they are impressionable and haven't developed critical thinking skills. Don't you agree?

              Therefore, it is of utmost importance to be sure Christian children aren't brainwashed into believing witchcraft and lesbianism and feminazism are OK, by showing them all these things in a positive light.

              I covered these matters in my Christian Review of My Little Pony.

              True Christians(tm) ensure that their children are carefully protected from such vile influences, and instead spend their time watching Bible-related shows, playing Bible trivia games, singing songs about obeying Jesus, or memorizing Scripture. This way, they cannot get brainwashed.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                So any of the My Little Pony fan bois (bronys I guess) want to explain this video.



                Seems to be video of a modification for the game Skyrim that's ten minutes of one of the ponies murdering people. So this the world you people dream of?

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Im sorry but the idea of all this is a complete and other redundant argument.I could read into all media and i mean all media .You need to spend your time doing something more constructive like education.Your wasting your life arguing about meaningless crap.If your kids want to watch let them if it never became an internet phenomenon you wouldn't of heard about it and you would of been complaining about something else


                  furries is a fetish nothing more and if you are not exoressing your own you not having fun ( ps not a furry have friends who are )

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by PinkyPartyPie View Post
                    Your wasting your life arguing about meaningless crap.
                    Yet you found it meaningful enough to waste your time and register on a Christian forum?

                    My friend, there is no argument, as you would find if you had the common courtesy to read the entire thread and see why we are right and all the pet-raping scum that come here to argue are wrong.

                    In Christ
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Jimmy Rugeox View Post
                      Perhaps the word would be a better place if we all show a little humility. That being said I still stand behind this show and what it teaches. And it its not sorcery or homosexuality. It's being humble and kind to one another and not judging a book by its cover. The vast majority of people judge the fans by the minority, that being "cloppers". I myself am disgusted when I try to search something and come up with smut.
                      While believing that the words of talking, magical gay ponies are more worthy of respect than those of God...
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by PinkyPartyPie View Post
                        Im sorry but the idea of all this is a complete and other redundant argument.I could read into all media and i mean all media .You need to spend your time doing something more constructive like education.Your wasting your life arguing about meaningless crap.If your kids want to watch let them if it never became an internet phenomenon you wouldn't of heard about it and you would of been complaining about something else


                        furries is a fetish nothing more and if you are not exoressing your own you not having fun ( ps not a furry have friends who are )
                        Oh, dear. Yet another one who has had his brain rotted by ponies, pot, and pornography.

                        Wouldn't you rather learn about Jesus, than "clopping"?

                        Cloppers will spend eternity in Hell. You don't want to be burned alive for all time, do you?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by PinkyPartyPie View Post
                          Im sorry but the idea of all this is a complete and other redundant argument.I could read into all media and i mean all media .You need to spend your time doing something more constructive like education.Your wasting your life arguing about meaningless crap.If your kids want to watch let them if it never became an internet phenomenon you wouldn't of heard about it and you would of been complaining about something else


                          furries is a fetish nothing more and if you are not exoressing your own you not having fun ( ps not a furry have friends who are )
                          Disingenuous argument - the Bronies aren't children but adult men.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            This is an actual picture from a "Little Pony" bicycle advertisement. Make up your own mind. I can feel disgusting pedophile spirits looking over my shoulder right now. Sheesh; somebody hold me.



                            God save us.

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              This is an actual picture from a "Little Pony" bicycle advertisement. Make up your own mind. I can feel disgusting pedophile spirits looking over my shoulder right now. Sheesh; somebody hold me.

                              God save us.
                              No worries, Brother, I'll hold you! Rest assured that no perverted pedophilic pony will sneak up on you while I've got your back.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                I should probably start out by introduction of myself telling.
                                No I'm not a broony. Yes I'm heterosexual and I have a girlfriend.
                                I'm not a Christian I'm an atheist leaning towards the belief of quantum physics

                                That being said. I believed your god were supposed to be all loving
                                But for all I know are you guys suggesting murder in every 5th quote related to homosexuality. How can that be kind and all loving ?
                                That being said do I see people wanting it gods way with women being suppressed know your place in the kitchen attitude

                                Before you tell me that I've been raised on a computer will I answer yes I am. My mother got a mental problem and my dad refuses to acknowledge me due to the fact that I have Hispanic heritage and he is afraid his parents wont approve of that because they are racists who supported Hitler's ideal country.

                                That being no excuse however I'm well having a roof above my head and currently taking a high degree education in programming

                                So now when we have my own social heritage out of the way
                                Ask yourself how can that be the right kind of belief to me the cross only symbolises death Jesus died on the cross. The Templars killed In the name of the cross Christianity is one of the religions with the highest kill rate outdoing Hitler Stalin and all the others by far. Is that really the true face of your god ?

                                Or is it just the you don't think like I do and therefore you should die.
                                I see everyone as equals blacks. Whites. Homosexuals and heterosexuals.
                                In the end we are all homosapiens
                                Lev.18:22
                                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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