[EnbracePonyButt]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

If ponies are wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

If ponies are wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

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[Blockguy123]

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I LOVE people like this. Everything that REGULAR people like, Christians half to go and mess it all up.


Also, how is tic tac toe sinful.

I don't get it.

[Cursed]

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I LOVE people like this. Everything that REGULAR people like, Christians half to go and mess it all up.


Also, how is tic tac toe sinful.

I don't get it.

It is a childish game, so adults shouldn't play it.

You would know this if you read your Holy Bible.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.~1 Corinthians 13:11

Please, read your Bible and live the life that God commands, before it's too late!

[brycewhalen]

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Hi. I'm from the internet. I created an account here juts here to say "...Really?" I ask this because I can't believe that here you all are believing that a show intended for little girls that has attracted the attention of many grown men is related to the Devil. It's a cartoon, people. It's supposed to be all whimsical and what not. I enjoy seeing all of your jimmies get rustled (that means upset), but at the same time I feel saddened. The show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic teaches about friendship, love, tolerance, and all that jazz. Lauren Faust, who is basically the creator of the show, has made many other great shows that the men who watch My Little Pony (I'll start calling them bronies for sake of typing) have enjoyed when they were kids. It's not much of a surprise that they loved My Little Pony. I'm going to give my opinion and rebuttal on the points our friend Dr. Isaiah Jones made. While I do so, I'd also like to remind you that bronies were formed on the internet. A few of you may know this already, but the internet is a dark and scary place, full of insane and messed up people. They do weird things.

Homosexuality. Okay, I'm not very religious (hell, I don't even know what kind of Christian I am) and gays are alright in my book. Love is love and who am I to tell someone otherwise. Bit of philosophy, telling someone to stop being gay because of your religion is like telling someone to not eat a doughnut because you're on a diet. Now, the character Rainbow Dash, The brash, tomboyish daredevil, has a rainbow colored mane, which also happens to be the color of the gay pride flag. Coincidence? Entirely. Let's take a look at white light, shall we? When shined through a prism, white light is reflected as the colors of a rainbow. Rainbow Dash also has a stunt she likes to pull called the Sonic Rainboom. This is performed when she breaks the sound barrier and visible light spectrum at the same time. Utterly impossible, I know, but it's a cartoon. Screw physics. The only reason she can even be considered a lesbian is because of the fans. Bronies have made the connections between Rainbow Dash and the gay pride flag as well. In some fan art of her, she is seen
making out with the other main characters of the show. Again, bronies came from the internet. They are a messed up people. One more thing, if you hate fags and are like the West Beulah Baptist

Wicca/Occultism. Can't say much here. Not really sure what occultism is or what Wicca do. I know it involves magic and that it's associated with Devil but that's it. Twilight Sparkle, the pony in the picture, does perform feats of magic in the show, but doesn't Jesus also do magic as well, performing miracles and what not? I never read the Bible so if there is a difference feel free to explain.

Furries/Bestiality. Okay, as a brony, all I can say is I'm sorry. Sorry that people on the internet take things way to far. That picture of the two in the costumes making out I find disturbing. But then again, that's just a small portion of the brony community. Most bronies just stay in their house and browse the internet. That's what I'm doing right now. Very few of them will ever take this as far as... that. Now that I think about these people are men. They probably laughed their but off after that because they thought it funny. If I was there, I would be laughing too. For the subliminal messaging... really? In picture of Nightmare Moon, the evil looking pony on the left, her mane is supposed to look like the night sky. Only someone who paranoid and is set on making a point (Sorry to throw you under the bus Dr. Jones) would ever even think of noticing that is you connect the dots (horribly) you can spell "sex". Now addressing the pictures of the ponies' rears... yep. I can unfortunately say that some may find that arousing. Most wouldn't, they would just go "Yep... that's a plot (internet slang for butt)," but some... yeah.

Now that last picture just makes me roll on the floor, laughing out loud. He's not doing that because he wants to have sex with a cartoon pony. He's doing that because he wants to weird people the hell out. I give my props to that guy for getting that done.

So that's my opinion. I think My Little Pony is a great show and I'm sure Jesus is fine with me watching it, since I do it for the lessons and entertainment, not for the hot, nonexistent pony-on-pony action. Thank you for reading and I hope you have a pleasant day. Have this smiley with a thumbs up.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hi. I'm from the internet. tl:dr

Hello Bryce!

I skimmed over your manifesto, and I must admit it is quite convincing...seriously! I'm positive you have chosen a path that will ultimately lead you directly into Satan's waiting arms!!!



Please, give up your homoqueer bestiality deathstyle, and join me in Heaven!!!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

tl;dr

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Cursed]

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Hi. Buzz buzz buzz, buzz, etc.

In the time it took you to write that you could be halfway through Genesis, Praise God!

Is a "children's television show" worth burning forever in hell fire?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Okay, I'm not very religious (hell, I don't even know what kind of Christian I am)

I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that you are not a Christian.

Instead you're an enabler to the homosexual lifestyle that serves as Satan's greatest means to dupe modern Man into believing he can reject God, seek butt-buddies, and still expect an eternity of comfort and peace.

[Firestorm]

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I can say the the Bronies have went a little overboard on this site, I would of wished a calmer approach, but freedom and individuality makes for a wide range of possible reactions and outcomes. As for some of you, who talked about these pretty terrible fanfics, it took me months before I (regrettably) stumbled on those. So either those got more popular or you have really good searching skills. But again, you can't blame a whole group for what some individuals do.

Now review on MLP seems. . . extreme. But who's to say it isn't true? The only answer I can give is a belief, just like you about God and your religion (I believe in God as well but not religion, I was just raised in some "unfitting" religions), a belief that it isn't all true. Like the gay thing, maybe it's not the "cup of tea" you wanted, but there are far worse things. Like murder...

I did catch some furry/brony comments too. Now I can't speak for every brony or person. There... "preferences" are there own. However, my point is there has been s scientific study saying there is almost no interaction between bronies or furries. Far as I am concurred, they highly dislike each other. Furries say all Bronies are gay (the study also says the majority are straight, but single); Bronies say furries are... um.. Bestiality. Personal opinion, furry fandom could of started innocent out enough, but it's like human nature to corrupt anything it touches. And back to why I said i don't believe in religion. Besides all the vast amount of religions (how do you know what is the right one?) I think all religions have been in the hands of man for to long to be completely original and true. So I follow my heart. With common sense added in, God shouldn't be completely dense and spiteful if I don't do everything "a" bible said. It would seem to controlling. To evil, for a God that gave us free will. i mean the point of free will is to stay generally good and help your fellow man, etc. Not be a computer and ignore any free will whatsoever.

Sorry for the long read folks.

[Firestorm]

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In the time it took you to write that you could be halfway through Genesis, Praise God!

Is a "children's television show" worth burning forever in hell fire?

Is a "children's television show" important enough to God to put use in the burning hell fire? I hope he would have what TV show I watch farther down the list on "crimes i commented" well being cruel, evil, murder, farther at the top.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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***pro-bestiality content deleted ***

Listen: bronies = furries = dog molesters, FACT. Trying to separate the three is like trying to pry a catholic priest off of a choirboy. It can be done, but it is only temporary.

You seem to be uncomfortable with the idea that God can be evil. Let's see what the Bible says:

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

There...feel better? I do!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Firestorm]

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Listen: bronies = furries = dog molesters, FACT. Trying to separate the three is like trying to pry a catholic priest off of a choirboy. It can be done, but it is only temporary.

You seem to be uncomfortable with the idea that God can be evil. Let's see what the Bible says:

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

There...feel better? I do!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Fair enough.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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(how do you know what is the right one?)

The LORD gave us a perfect guide.

[underzer0]

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hey guys , i made this account 5 miniutes ago after reading about the christian review on team fortress 2 , i wanted to read what you guys thought about the bronies so i was gonna ask , but i see your opinions are all already here so i guess im happy ^.^