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  • UnSafe&UnSound
    Unsaved trash, toothless teenaged scott
    • Dec 2011
    • 26

    #436
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    You should be worrying about Barney the Purple dinosaur... I have mathematical proof!
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #437
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by UnSafe&UnSound View Post
      You should be worrying about Barney the Purple dinosaur... I have mathematical proof!
      . . . of what?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #438
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by Religious Nuts
        You've abandoned My Litle Porny for the Bible? Wonderful!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #439
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Religious Nuts
          Where did you manage to find that old photograph of me? I haven't seen that in years.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • shy Rita
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2012
            • 250

            #440
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by pervertforlife View Post
            But Princess Celestia says always Obey!

            Brainwashing me doesn't work bro. My heart says keep living life the way I'm living. Sorry I'm not one of those unfortunate souls that have managed to be brainwashed into a life of fear.

            I've been baptized before and blah blah blah. I pray, and I believe in a God, but not the God you've learned to fear.
            Ever wonder why her name is Celestia? Think about that for a second. She's called Celestia referring to the celestial hosts, which are still under God's control!!

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            • shy Rita
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2012
              • 250

              #441
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Pinkie Pie View Post
              Time to get ponyfabulous in this thread! Good thing I didn't forget my party cannon!!
              Please stop saying things, and turn in your party cannon for a Bible.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #442
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                Ever wonder why her name is Celestia? Think about that for a second. She's called Celestia referring to the celestial hosts, which are still under God's control!!
                I hardly think so. It's just a name made up by godmocking maggots making up their own homosexual back story so that idiots would fixate on a purple plastic toy pony instead of growing up, getting a job and raising children in obedience to the Lord.
                2 Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

                Isaiah 30:10 Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:

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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • shy Rita
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 250

                  #443
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  I hardly think so. It's just a name made up by godmocking maggots making up their own homosexual back story so that idiots would fixate on a purple plastic toy pony instead of growing up, getting a job and raising children in obedience to the Lord.
                  2 Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

                  Isaiah 30:10 Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:

                  Oh- I understand. Thank you for correcting me. I'm glad I know now.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #444
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    I'm Too Sorry that I have come along so late into this Religious Debate. Although after seeing a reference to the depraved "game" of tic-tac-toe,
                    it may have been better that I had not come at all

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #445
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      I'm Too Sorry that I have come along so late into this Religious Debate. Although after seeing a reference to the depraved "game" of tic-tac-toe,
                      it may have been better that I had not come at all
                      These pony worshippers sure do suffer for not having an ancient, divinely inspired holy book and just having to make up their religion as they go along.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment

                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #446
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        These pony worshippers sure do suffer for not having an ancient, divinely inspired holy book and just having to make up their religion as they go along.
                        I really Hate the way they constantly play "pretend" - it's even worse than that ticky-tacky thing

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #447
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          I really Hate the way they constantly play "pretend" - it's even worse than that ticky-tacky thing
                          I know. it's like they feel there's something missing from life and they have to make up extra bits to feel good.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #448
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            I know. it's like they feel there's something missing from life and they have to make up extra bits to feel good.
                            I think you can't sink any lower than pretending that THERE IS NO GOD

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #449
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              I think you can't sink any lower than pretending that THERE IS NO GOD
                              Amen sister. Satan's greatest trick is to convince people that there is no God.

                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • BroniesFTW
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 1

                                #450
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Okay, wait...Now I'm not going to just flame you guys for saying things that I have a hard time believing, but do you seriously expect me to believe that this show is meant to show young children about how Satan is good and homosexuality is to be embraced? (There is nothing wrong with homosexuality, by the way. If God created us in his image, but also hates gays, then why do they exist? Is God a closet homo?)

                                Now, I'm not a big fan of Satan, don't get me wrong, but come on. This is a harmless television show. Yes, I am a brony, and yes, I watch this show, but where in the bible does it say I'll be sent to hell because of what I watch on television?

                                And to say that Rainbow Dash (the rainbow-tailed pony) is meant to glorify homosexuality isn't just ignorant, it's stupid. Never in the show is the sexuality of any of the ponies mentioned, much less support for any one side.

                                Maybe I'm not seeing something. Maybe I just don't get it. Maybe my intellect is just too damn advanced to adhere to your "beliefs". Ban me if you must, but I'd rather you waited for just a little bit longer. I'd like to discuss this with you a bit.

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