[Vygart]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Are you serious people? It's a God damned kids show! If you really can actually fathom anything! You should be able to tell the difference of this and something destructive. You are the reason america has gone to hell

[Roberta]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Are you serious people? It's a God damned kids show! If you really can actually fathom anything! You should be able to tell the difference of this and something destructive. You are the reason america has gone to hell

Don't you realize that the joos control the media in its entirety? They intend to subvert our culture and Christian values in pursuit of abrahamic world dominance.

They troll the internet pitting black against white, Christian against muslim and capitalist against communist. They do this to deflect the hatred that would otherwise collectively amass and undermine their ultimate goals. Do you really believe there was an holocaust? Why is it that it is the only historical consequence for which scrutiny is proscribed.

Do you think the Iranian people are evil? Do you think they want to engage in a global conflict. Not once in their storied past have they ever initiated a hostile advance.

I know I have digressed but MLP is subliminally suggesting that bestiality, gaiety and horses of a different color are copacetic. Do joos marry goyim? No, that's the worst thing a joo can ever do.

Oh, and belated happy Purim.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Okay, wait...Now I'm not going to just flame you guys for saying things that I have a hard time believing, but do you seriously expect me to believe that this show is meant to show young children about how Satan is good and homosexuality is to be embraced? (There is nothing wrong with homosexuality, by the way. If God created us in his image, but also hates gays, then why do they exist? Is God a closet homo?)

It has been stated many times before, but I do realize atheists have quite a... limited intellect, so I'll repeat once more:
Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Why else would there be pony-raping grown men who watch children's shows?

Now, I'm not a big fan of Satan, don't get me wrong, but come on. This is a harmless television show. Yes, I am a brony, and yes, I watch this show, but where in the bible does it say I'll be sent to hell because of what I watch on television?

Even the simple act of eating condemns you to Hell allready, sinner.
Romans 14:23: And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.

I think watching glorified horse porn is quite a bit worse than eating, don't you think?

And to say that Rainbow Dash (the rainbow-tailed pony) is meant to glorify homosexuality isn't just ignorant, it's stupid. Never in the show is the sexuality of any of the ponies mentioned, much less support for any one side.

I've gathered statistical evidence that Rainbow Dash is a SM-loving dyke a few pages back. Here it is:

And in response on your so-called argument that rainbows doesn't make one gay, I conducted a quick research by searching for "sexuality rainbow dash", got a whole lot of fanfic porn which I had to read for the greater good (I'm still shaking from this ordeal) and presented my findings in the following graph:

Maybe I'm not seeing something. Maybe I just don't get it. Maybe my intellect is just too damn advanced to adhere to your "beliefs". Ban me if you must, but I'd rather you waited for just a little bit longer. I'd like to discuss this with you a bit.

The only thing that will convince us is the inerrant Word of the Lord, and guess what? We know it better than you!

Please think of your salvation,

YiC,
Thomas

[Vygart]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Or prehaps it's you who seem to have the lack of intellect. That graph is clearly fabricated so you can push lies down peoples throats. Fear is a horrible thing to rule yourselves with as is this addiction with demonizing everything that's not your made up bible, Seems you have the problems not the rest of the world and no bible quote will change that.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Or prehaps it's you who seem to have the lack of intellect. That graph is clearly fabricated so you can push lies down peoples throats. Fear is a horrible thing to rule yourselves with as is this addiction with demonizing everything that's not your made up bible, Seems you have the problems not the rest of the world and no bible quote will change that.

Bible quotes change things all the time. The Bible changed my life. Before I read the Bible I was a Catholic bead jiggler munching crackers and hailing Mary and swallowing all the lies told to me by priests. Now I've seen the true nature of God.

You too could know God like I do if you actually bothered to read it then you'd know the importance of telling everyone what God is really like and what God actually wants from you to get into Heaven rather than the lies the false Christians tell you. You'd love God as much as I do and worship Him as much as I do. Open your eyes.

[SUV]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Satan is good and homosexuality is to be embraced

This is why I sometimes hide within my Prayer Closet all day long

If they will just bring Religion back into the schools where it belongs, maybe this Travesty of Justice will soon be over with.

[Michael Phillips]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

This is why I sometimes hide within my Prayer Closet all day long

If they will just bring Religion back into the schools where it belongs, maybe this Travesty of Justice will soon be over with.

Sadly, I doubt that. In the UK they do teach Religion, but as that false-Christian-fluffy-bunny-hippie nonsense. They also teach Islam and all those other false religions. And, hear this, they promote homosexuality in lessons that they call "PSHE."

Luckily, I'm home schooled so I don't have to worry about any of that.

[Oceanwander]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Wow, I cannot believe the things I am learning from this thread.
Its disgusting how many toys, games and even music videos are there solely to turn our children away from the Lord.

This is why I have taken every belonging my daughters own and thoroughly inspected them all. It was no surprise that everything had to be trashed.

There is only one thing my daughters need - The Bible. Everything they ever need to know is right there in its pages.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

That graph is clearly fabricated so you can push lies down peoples throats.

Well, did you try to make such a chart yourself?
I assure you that most Rainbow Dash porn is of the Lezbian variety. I was most thorough with my research, even though I had to throw up several times .

What kind of things that pony stuck in her anus, it still gives me nightmares.
How can you let children watch a show that inspires so much sick freaks to write sidestories like that "cupcake" episode?

[VictoryOS]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Wow, I cannot believe the things I am learning from this thread.
Its disgusting how many toys, games and even music videos are there solely to turn our children away from the Lord.

This is why I have taken every belonging my daughters own and thoroughly inspected them all. It was no surprise that everything had to be trashed.

There is only one thing my daughters need - The Bible. Everything they ever need to know is right there in its pages.

How wonderful that you have your daughters' Salvation in mind! So many parents today simply give in to the piercing shrieks and demands of their children without even considering the fact that they are opening the door wide for Satan to enter their toy boxes.

They may not think so now, but some day they will appreciate the loving decisions you have made for them so early in life.

PRAISE!

[Didymus Much]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

...How can you let children watch a show that inspires so much sick freaks to write sidestories like that "cupcake" episode?

In your research, did you come across the "Two Ponies, One Feedbag" video?

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

In your research, did you come across the "Two Ponies, One Feedbag" video?

I did. I had to work damn hard to get to see it though.
I had to infiltrate several pony porn websites, and had to take some pictures of my own horse before they answered my request to see evidence that Rainbow Dash is a Lesbian. All that to show those 14-year old atheist queers what My Little Pony inspires people to create.

And do I get gratitude from them? No, absolutely not. They say I fabricated my research. They say I never actually saw that video of ponies relieving themselves and doing unspeakable things with their excrement. I mean, how can a pony eat stuff that came from another female pony and not be gay?

I would never had made it though if I didn't have my Bible along with me the whole trip through the internets. I felt Jesus presence deep inside me, and had no fear.
Psalm 23:4: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Are you serious people? It's a God damned kids show! If you really can actually fathom anything! You should be able to tell the difference of this and something destructive. You are the reason america has gone to hell

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Are you serious people? It's a God damned kids show!

Exactly. A kids' show damned by God.

I'm glad you understand the problem we have with it!

Brother Thomas Dalton -- could you point us to some of the "fanfic" in which the Lezbean Rainbow Gash is dismembered? Maybe we should share those here.

Bronies FTW: I puzzled over your initials. Then, it came to me: It's a warning. "Bronies [are] Furries, Terrorists, and Wankers". Thank you for admitting to your vile perversions and violent tendencies.

[Deaner]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Now, I do see how people think that it is weird that we watch the show, and that we enjoy it.
But do remember that being a ''brony'' is not that you want to jerk off to pony porn.

There is a personality test on the "My Little Pony" website. Post the questions and answers here and I promise I will find a more suitable username for you.

Yours in Christ;

Deaner