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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Umm..?

    Mr. Rodimer, with all due respect, sir, now you're just babbling.

    No, nobody in my family has any brain damage or lobotomies. We've outlasted those damn Kennedy's.

    Seriously, you guys need to knock off. This is ridiculous and unholy. While I don't like Bronies or Coca-Cola, still. It's not necessary and you just want something to bitch about.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Is your whole family as fucking lame as you are?
      Yep!

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by Malice in Wonderland View Post
        Umm..?

        Mr. Rodimer, with all due respect, sir, now you're just babbling.

        No, nobody in my family has any brain damage or lobotomies. We've outlasted those damn Kennedy's.

        Seriously, you guys need to knock off. This is ridiculous and unholy. While I don't like Bronies or Coca-Cola, still. It's not necessary and you just want something to bitch about.
        I didn't say anything about brain damage or lobotomies. I suggested that perhaps you were Trig Palin, the retard.

        Who wants something to bitch about here? The Christians on their own church discussion forum telling Christian parents what to avoid, or the furries like you who join up, uninvited and unwelcome, to complain that Christians are discussing stuff and saying things you don't like?

        Yeah, that's right. You are the one looking for something to bitch about.

        Hypocrite.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Ok. I'm just here to make on post and that's it. I do not care if I'm going to hell or not. First off you are a bunch of assholes. That's it. I'm not saying I don't believe in god. God created man. He gave us FREE will. We have the right to watch what we want. The Bible is not literal. The stories that reside in it are merely fables to show how humans should truly and correctly live. The book was not written by god but by man. Man has sin and has twisted the bible. Such passages like Leviticus were put in by sand monkeys with nothing better to do but hate on the gays. Homosexuality is not a sin. Nor is it adultery.

          When it comes to my little pony,the show was indeed made for little girls. Once again when it comes to free will I have the complete right to watch whatever I want. Even if its unicorns and rainbows. The show itself is peaceful and teaches good morals. Something you filthy inquisition fascists could learn from. As you have pointed out Rainbow dash does indeed have Rainbow colors. The rainbow itself may be a homosexual symbol BUT it is also a symbol of peace and beauty. When it comes to Wicca and other Religions they are not bad merely because of their beliefs. You ignorant redneck fucks should learn to respect other peoples religion. Even though they may seem odd or maybe strange. That does not mean they are going to hell. We are all gods children regardless of Race,Sex,Gender,Sexual Orientation and even Religion! To your points on furies and bestiality I'm going to have to hit you with free will. We have the right to do whatever we want to them even if it is fucking them. We are the top of the food chain and we will do what we please.

          Again on Christianity it is not a bad religion. God is everywhere and loves all. You forget the tolerance part of Christitanity! You are all ignorant assholes that should be burned to the stake like you did to all those innocent people during the inquisition. As I finish I'm going to point out I'm not going to reply to any of your filthy fucking posts. You all lack logic and I could really give 10 fucks if I'm going to hell or get banned from the forum. Fuck You.

          Sincerly,None of Your fucking beeswax.

          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle



            Go back to your futa loli shota bestiality cave.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by anycent View Post
              ...You forget the tolerance part of Christitanity! ...
              You mean like this?

              ...You are all ignorant assholes that should be burned to the stake like you did to all those innocent people during the inquisition...
              Hypocrite.

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                You mean like this?



                Hypocrite.
                (Dear God I can't believe I'm replying)

                It may seem hypocritical but why do you seem to all lack logic? Why do you live your lives by a 2000 year old book that has NO place in modern society?
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Originally posted by anycent View Post
                  (Dear God I can't believe I'm replying)

                  It may seem hypocritical but why do you seem to all lack logic? Why do you live your lives by a 2000 year old book that has NO place in modern society?
                  I just checked my Bible: it doesn't have an expiration date.
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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    I just checked my Bible: it doesn't have an expiration date.
                    Very funny. What I'm saying is the content itslef is old. Ancient content. A world wide flood? How is that possible? Science could not explain a whole flood taking over the world. Thou shall not kill? God isobyed his own rules! He killed many innocent civilians in the burning of soddom and gommorah!
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Science can't explain a LOT of things, and Sodom and Gomorrah were filled with filthy sinners.
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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Oh so kill them. That sounds like a wonderful idea. I'm out of here. atleast hell will be cool. I had a friend who went there. Had sex with a bunch of demon shciks and chilled with Hitler on xbox. Good times man.
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          How shocking.



                          Stop masturbating to Hitler fantasies and get right with Jesus before it's too late. He could drop a piano on your head at any moment.

                          YiC,

                          Zech
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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            How shocking.



                            Stop masturbating to Hitler fantasies and get right with Jesus before it's too late. He could drop a piano on your head at any moment.

                            YiC,

                            Zech
                            Now seems like a good time.

                            Anycent, could you show me where the Bible mentions this "tolerance"?

                            You see, the only source of information we have about God (objective source, that is) is the Bible. And it tells us that if someone tries to lead us to worship false gods, we should execute that person.

                            And we should also execute homosexuals, and adulterers, and Wiccans (witches). Among others.

                            So, please, point out to me this whole "God loves everybody and so should you" verse, because in my four years in seminary and my years before and after spent studying God's Word, I've never run across anything of the sort.

                            Thanks!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              I come here very now and then to read what you guys have to say. It's funny really, how you depend on the written works of men (remember, Jesus and God themselves did not actually write your bibles, shocker) from a couple thousand years ago in the vain attempt to do something you would consider useful. Have you ever wondered why there are other religions in the world? Do you know how you guys once thought it would be a great idea to launch the crusades? How the priest intentionally let thousands vainly to their death? Including children? And remember; There is no better way to convert atheist than to do it on an operating system developed by atheist:
                              Mac/ Steve Jobs
                              Windows/ Bill Gates
                              Linux/ Linus Torvalds
                              An operating system based off the work of a GAY ATHEIST (IE: Alan Turing)
                              and work powered by electrical grids based off a freethinker named Thomas Edison
                              It would be like me praying to your god to tell you all he isn't real. That would be stupid and pointless! Wait a minute! That's what your doing!

                              and one more thing. Due to your usual "you are going to hell. bible quote bible quote bible quote. rinse and repeat" hell seems like a pretty great place. To me heaven would be my own personal hell because all of you would be there.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
                                It's funny really, how you depend on the written works of men (remember, Jesus and God themselves did not actually write your bibles, shocker)
                                I find it funny how you come ranting about this in a My little pony related topic. I guess reading ain't that important you. Why do you monkey-worshipers always use silly stuff like "wait a minute!" or "shocker"? Anyway, it would not be a shocker to you if you would have actually read the bible, instead of being so ignorant.

                                2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                                Besides, most of the Old teastament in much older than just couple of thousand years.

                                Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
                                Do you know how you guys once thought it would be a great idea to launch the crusades? How the priest intentionally let thousands vainly to their death? Including children?
                                Again you should have done little bit of reading before posting this. Crusades were done by catlicks, and catlicks are not Christians. They are heathens, just like you.

                                Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
                                an operating system developed by atheist:
                                Mac/ Steve Jobs
                                Windows/ Bill Gates
                                Linux/ Linus Torvalds
                                An operating system based off the work of a GAY ATHEIST (IE: Alan Turing)
                                God is all powerful, He can use even heathens as His tools if He wishes so. Most people here still uses JesOS just in case.

                                Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
                                To me heaven would be my own personal hell because all of you would be there.
                                Don't worry, you will get your hell but it won't be that personal. We will be laughing at you from heaven with Jesus.

                                Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

                                Revelation 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

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