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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Why bless my stars, looks like our little yiffer has elected for the ban hammer.

    Really kind of pathetic when you think about it.

    Ok alt bonus round starting now. Who can ban the most Poney Converter rage alts before the end of the day wins!
    May God bless your evangelism, brother!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      I was nice on the MineCraft forums. I chose to speak respectfully and wisely.

      But this... This is disgusting.

      There is nothing wrong with men having fun. The picture of the "Bronies trying to have sex" is really two My Little Ponies hugging each other. If guys like rainbow horses, FINE.

      THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALITY. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

      I cannot think of a single thing that could ever be wrong with it.

      Love knows no bounds. Straight from God. It's a message stronger than your scriptures, Bible, even your psalms repeated thousands of times over and over again.

      If this post offends you, send your "People in every country," Down to my folks home south. See how they like it.

      You wanna fuck with us, we'll hit back. Hard.

      But you need to give it up. Find something else to be intent about. But I know gay people in my ranch community, and they're hardworking, smart men and women just like us. They raise adopted kids and they turn out just fine, even more accepting than the children of straights.

      But nowadays, real baptists are rarer than hen's teeth. This place is a cult.

      Like I said before. The MineCraft thread, you threatened to send your "Government" to go after Steven McAll. Well, send your guys after me and we'll flip you on your asses and send you running home to your extremist baptist mothers.

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by MineCraft88 View Post

        THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALITY. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

        I cannot think of a single thing that could ever be wrong with it.
        I can: it has turned you into an idiot.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I can: it has turned you into an idiot.
          Quoted for the TRUTH.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Malice in Wonderland View Post
            THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALITY. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

            I cannot think of a single thing that could ever be wrong with it.
            God says it is an abomination, declares that all homosexuals should be put to death, and states that they may never enter Heaven.

            Sounds pretty wrong to me.

            Love knows no bounds. Straight from God. It's a message stronger than your scriptures, Bible, even your psalms repeated thousands of times over and over again.
            How do you know of God, if not via the Bible?


            Well, send your guys after me and we'll flip you on your asses and send you running home to your extremist baptist mothers.

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Yes, I'm aware of what my threat sounds like. But my friends and family have NO TIME for extreme religious groups like you. If you and your damn DoF decide they'll come and attack my house... well, I told you what will happen and I'm not gonna say it again.

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Malice in Wonderland View Post
                Yes, I'm aware of what my threat sounds like. But my friends and family have NO TIME for extreme religious groups like you. If you and your damn DoF decide they'll come and attack my house... well, I told you what will happen and I'm not gonna say it again.
                Who are you calling extreme?? We're not cathlicks you know
                Genesis 7:5
                And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                John 8:32
                And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Malice in Wonderland View Post
                  THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALITY. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

                  I cannot think of a single thing that could ever be wrong with it.

                  Love knows no bounds. Straight from God.
                  Weird. The very word of God directly contradicts you in that love most definitely does know bounds and those bounds are that man and woman were made to marry and have babies and men loving men is an abomination.

                  But of course you must be right because you had some thoughts about what you'd like Christianity to be about.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                    "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the title of a television show supposedly intended for little girls. For some reason, however, the main audience has turned out to be older men and teenagers between the ages of 15 and 35. These men call themselves "bronies".



                    These psychotic manchildren know very well that Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Yet they think it's alright to spit in God's face and reject His gift of eternal life. What they don't know, however, is that they are actually facing demonic forces coming at them using subliminal mind control through the power of suggestion.
                    Matthew 9:32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.

                    1 Corinthians 15:33 Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.

                    This children's show might seem innocent at first. But, in reality, it is nothing but a recruitment vehicle for all the worst perversions imaginable. Let's take a look at few examples:


                    HOMOSEXUALITY



                    As you can see, this little pony's tail is in the exact same colors as the homosexual flag. A coincidence? Not very likely. This is clearly an attempt to plant a subliminal message in people's minds that anal sex is normal and should be accepted as such in our society. We have seen similar attempts in the music industry, Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" being the most obvious example.
                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


                    WICCA/OCCULTISM


                    Here we can see the main characters, a purple unicorn and her baby dragon. Don't be deceived. While one might embrace the fact that the show accepts the Biblically proven existence of dragons (Job 30:29, Isaiah 13:22) and unicorns (Job 39:9, Isaiah 34:7), it should be noted that this particular unicorn is a practitioner of occultism and magic. In the show she is often seen reading books on witchcraft and performing various wiccan spells.
                    2 Chronicles 33:6 And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.


                    FURRIES/BESTIALITY


                    This part speaks for itself. Here we can see two "bronies" trying to have sexual intercourse in their creepy pony costumes. This is probably the best example of how this show is destroying people's lives and their chances of going to Heaven.
                    Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

                    This disgusting phenomena can easily be explained by how the show secretly plants sexual messages in people's minds:



                    DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN FALL UNDER THE SPELLS OF THESE SATANIC CARTOONS OR THEY MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS PERVERT:

                    look sir i am saying this with no harm meant to our lord but i watch my little pony too i am no sick pervert i have a girlfriend so i am not considered gay and i am Christian there are simply NO satanic things in the show like you've shown us. like the rainbow pony picture, why do all of us Christians think the rainbow is a gay sign? the cartoon is just a regular cartoon,it was meant for little girls but now guys like me like it too so what? if we like to express ourselves that way you need to accept that. and another thing IF being homosexual is against our religion then WHY did god make us humans. religions can't always point out who you are it's what you decide. i know a lot of gay people who believe in god but who can't join our religion because they are and will always be 'gay' they are just normal people but with a different kind of love to someone. that's all i have to say

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                      look sir i am saying this with no harm meant to our lord but i watch my little pony too i am no sick pervert i have a girlfriend so i am not considered gay and i am Christian there are simply NO satanic things in the show like you've shown us. like the rainbow pony picture, why do all of us Christians think the rainbow is a gay sign? the cartoon is just a regular cartoon,it was meant for little girls but now guys like me like it too so what? if we like to express ourselves that way you need to accept that. and another thing IF being homosexual is against our religion then WHY did god make us humans. religions can't always point out who you are it's what you decide. i know a lot of gay people who believe in god but who can't join our religion because they are and will always be 'gay' they are just normal people but with a different kind of love to someone. that's all i have to say
                      Friend, you are a sick pervert.
                      You are gayer than Richard Simmons and Liberace on a cruise ship. You are an abomination to God. God is going to kick your stretched recrum into Hell faster than you can say 'Giddiayup'.
                      Have you told your 'girlfriend' you want to have sex with men dressed up as cartoon ponies? It is people like you that are causing the economic crisis we are facing.

                      Do the people of Hengelo know about your dirty little secret?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO? Dear lord what is wrong with humanity these days it's just a dumb tv show meant for little girls now guys like it like me. I AM NOT GAY, I DON'T BUTT RAPE MY FRIENDS AND I CERTAINLY DON'T PUT SKITTLES IN MY ANUS JUST BECAUSE A PONY THAT HAS A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL IT IS NO SATANIC SYMBOL LIKE YOU IGNORANT PEOPLE HERE THINK

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                          ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO? Dear lord what is wrong with humanity these days it's just a dumb tv show meant for little girls now guys like it like me. I AM NOT GAY, I DON'T BUTT RAPE MY FRIENDS AND I CERTAINLY DON'T PUT SKITTLES IN MY ANUS JUST BECAUSE A PONY THAT HAS A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL IT IS NO SATANIC SYMBOL LIKE YOU IGNORANT PEOPLE HERE THINK
                          Sure you do not. Friend, you are the one who sais:
                          .....it's just a dumb tv show meant for little girls ....
                          then:
                          ...PUT SKITTLES IN MY ANUS JUST BECAUSE A PONY THAT HAS A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL...
                          Please, at least tell everyone near you of your dirty little secret. Tell your 'girlfriend' so she can go find a real man. If you want to be an abomination, that is your choice, just like it was when you decided to be gay. Just remember, you do not have to go about raping men. You can change. God is willing to give you a hand, to release you from the sticky bonds of sodomy and wash you in His blood.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            YOU ARE ALL IGNORANT MORONS by thinking by the fact of a tv show with coloured ponies and fantasie and male fans is concidered demonic. IT IS NOT i am a christian straight brony and i am proud of it! IF you want to see demonic abominations go watch the excorcist,the devil inside,zombieland,the23rd day etc

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                              I CERTAINLY DON'T PUT SKITTLES IN MY ANUS JUST BECAUSE A PONY THAT HAS A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL IT IS NO SATANIC SYMBOL LIKE YOU IGNORANT PEOPLE HERE THINK
                              If not for the satanic pony symbols, why on earth you put skittles in your anus at the first place?

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                                YOU ARE ALL IGNORANT mormonS by thinking by the fact of a tv show with coloured ponies and fantasie and male fans is concidered demonic. IT IS NOT i am a christian straight brony and i am proud of it! IF you want to see demonic abominations go watch the excorcist,the devil inside,zombieland,the23rd day etc
                                Friend, we are not mormoms. We are Baptists. We actually follow the Bible as exclusively authorized by God Himself.

                                Look friend, you you want to be a closet gay, having sex with cartoon animals, ok. It is sick, disgusting and perverted but it is your life. Just do the decent thing and warn your girlfriend. Tell her parents, your parents and everyone at your school so they can safely distance themselves from you.

                                If you still think what you are doing is 'acceptable', go to your Pastor, tell him of your love of rainbow colored cartoon horses and how important they are to you.

                                Just keep in mind, God does not see these disgusting acts of perversion as normal. You will spend eternity in Hell and know what your little stuffed 'horsey' feels like when Stans minions get a hold of you and rape you repeatedly with their barbed talleywackers. Hi-O Silver
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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