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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by martinpta View Post
    at no time did I say that in reality are just bronies fans of the series, and is another thing that some fans are extreme and I'm not so crazy
    Brony culture tolerates those one that want to have sex with animals, if you tolerate it you are just as bad.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by martinpta View Post
      **HARDCORE PORN GIF DELETED**

      What!? that was a rainbow where in this pornography?
      ...
      Obviously, you are so deeply immersed in this perverted culture that you have become hardened at the sights of pony rectums. Normal, decent, non-wetback people who are not high on the drugs know the foul stench of disgusting pony pornography. No doubt you salivate to the point of sever dehydration during your treks walking behind the buttocks of mules as you transport your hallucinogenic drugs.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by martinpta View Post
        I prefer to live their lives normally and when ARISING problems resolved and get the experience of it
        Uhm . . . OK.


        I just have one tiny question about that . . .



        WHAT COULD THAT JUMBLE OF WORDS POSSIBLY MEAN?!?
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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          ok I understand all this masturbation and only good I have to say I had orgsims in this forum wow I can not believe that you can not reason with a heathen

          LOVE AND TOLERANCE FOR ALL, more buttsex for me

          The Bible says we should tolerate and love but it seems that this figure 8 does not like

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by martinpta View Post
            The Bible says we should tolerate and love
            Where?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Where?
              WOW!!! ahahahahahahahaha amazing!

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by martinpta View Post
                WOW!!! ahahahahahahahaha amazing!
                Would it hurt to answer the question?

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by TheLuminousOne View Post
                  Ah yes you Christians are a lively bunch aren't you? You complain on and on about. And you claim that you are perfect. Only through meditation will one ever become perfect.
                  Ahh, just what the Illuminati want us to do, to meditate while near the computer, so they can inject vile thoughts of homosexual ponies into our minds and turn us into witless consumers of Illuminati garbage like My Little Porny: Friendship with Benefits!
                  Also, don't say I'm going to hell for being in the Illuminati. Remember we are the invisible hand, we are the Illuminati and we will guide the world into an age of wealth, prosperity and luminescence!
                  No, you're going to Hell for lying, among your many other sins.
                  Originally posted by TheLuminousOne View Post
                  Now if you will excuse me I will take my leave!
                  Do I want to know where you're planning to take it?
                  Originally posted by martinpta View Post
                  I said at no time am supporting fags
                  While usually that's good to hear, I'm curious.

                  You see, True Christians(tm) don't support homosexuals because God tells us that they are Hellbound abominations. So, we are forced to act toward them as we do, warning them of their impending damnation, even though nearly every homosexual any of us has ever met is a quite decent fellow with a good sense of aesthetics, or a woman capable of changing a tire while chopping wood and fixing a computer.

                  You're a God-mocking atheist, so you have no commandment about dealing with homosexuals. You just insult them and call them by derogatory terms like "fag", and proudly announce that you "don't support them", as if throwing them under the bus would curry favor with us.

                  Why do you hate homosexuals? Are you a closet Christian, or a Muslim, or just a bigoted troll?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    I would never let my children watch such a monstrosity. Instead, I let them watch My Little Kony!

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Well before reading this i was on the borderline if i believe in god or not, but just reading what you so called god loving people have put just proves Christianity is a joke. you people judge and murder so freely its just pathetic YOUR NOT GOD SO STOP TRYING TO BE. HE IS THE ONE TO JUDGE SO KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT. Telling people there gonna go to hell gor watching my little pony is in itself condemning them so save the judgement for someone with a lot more experience then you, an i dont even believe in this so called god and i know this what is your excuse?
                      Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                      1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                      1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Dear Friends,

                        Originally posted by BRONYLUV View Post
                        Well before reading this i was on the borderline if i believe in god or not, but just reading what you so called god loving people have put just proves Christianity is a joke. you people judge and murder so freely its just pathetic YOUR NOT GOD SO STOP TRYING TO BE. HE IS THE ONE TO JUDGE SO KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT. Telling people there gonna go to hell gor watching my little pony is in itself condemning them so save the judgement for someone with a lot more experience then you, an i dont even believe in this so called god and i know this what is your excuse?
                        Basking in the rays of this fellow's sunny disposition, maybe we've misjudged the matter?



                        Yours in Him,
                        bab

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          if someone is gay he doesnt need your peoples judgement the lord above will be the one to judge him as he will all of us what they need from you and me and everyone else in this world is love and tolerance if anything these people must feel alone and scared and will need their fellow men to help them through it save judgement for someone much more experienced then you and again
                          I DONT BELIEVE IN HIM and i still have a better chance of going to heaven (even though we all just end up in the dirt decaying and GONE) so please enjoy wasting your lives to something that isnt gonna pay off, your life right now is all you have and once you die its gone, theres no point in living the way you guys do, your wasting your time here being miserable and hating instead of embracing life embracing your moments here. but i hope its all worth it when your in the dirt decaying and dead.
                          Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                          1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                          1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Dear Friend,

                            Originally posted by BRONYLUV View Post
                            if someone is gay he doesnt need your peoples judgement the lord above will be the one to judge him as he will all of us what they need from you and me and everyone else in this world is love and tolerance if anything these people must feel alone and scared and will need their fellow men to help them through it save judgement for someone much more experienced then you and again
                            I DONT BELIEVE IN HIM and i still have a better chance of going to heaven (even though we all just end up in the dirt decaying and GONE) so please enjoy wasting your lives to something that isnt gonna pay off, your life right now is all you have and once you die its gone, theres no point in living the way you guys do, your wasting your time here being miserable and hating instead of embracing life embracing your moments here. but i hope its all worth it when your in the dirt decaying and dead.
                            Congratulations on knowing better than 2000 years of Western civilization. So what do you need us for? Why come here?

                            Maybe there's a hole in your heart the shape of a cross?

                            Yours in Him,
                            bab

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              I just pity all of you, you guys seriously need a hug. just do me a favor and go sleep with that hottie down the street, or have a drink just dont miss out on your only chance to live
                              Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                              1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                              1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by BRONYLUV View Post
                                if someone is gay he doesnt need your peoples judgement the lord above will be the one to judge him as he will all of us what they need from you and me and everyone else in this world is love and tolerance if anything these people must feel alone and scared and will need their fellow men to help them through it save judgement for someone much more experienced then you and again
                                I DONT BELIEVE IN HIM and i still have a better chance of going to heaven (even though we all just end up in the dirt decaying and GONE) so please enjoy wasting your lives to something that isnt gonna pay off, your life right now is all you have and once you die its gone, theres no point in living the way you guys do, your wasting your time here being miserable and hating instead of embracing life embracing your moments here. but i hope its all worth it when your in the dirt decaying and dead.
                                Dear Pervert;

                                The Holy Bible does not say that we should "tolerate" queers like you. On the contrary, it says that they should be put to death. In addition, God commands us to judge the unsaved. If you had ever read the Bible, you would know that.

                                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, the church you were raised in, and how you came to reject Christ's love.

                                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                                YIC,

                                --Pastor Ezekiel
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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