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  • #1216
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
    "you're going to hell!""you're going to hell!"
    Yeah keep saying that. You too will be joining me
    Everyone on this site is messed in the head

    I mean bronies/pegasisters are molesting children, whatever. So why don't you all shut up already?
    If following God's Word to the letter is "messed in the head" then I don't want to be sane by your twisted definition.

    You come to God's forum and tell His followers to shut up?

    Now who's messed in the head, friend?
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    I Kings 7:23

    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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    • #1217
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
      If following God's Word to the letter is "messed in the head" then I don't want to be sane by your twisted definition.

      You come to God's forum and tell His followers to shut up?

      Now who's messed in the head, friend?
      I'm talking about bullying us bronies/pegasisters. That's a good way to see saten, is it not?
      Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

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      • #1218
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
        I'm talking about bullying us bronies/pegasisters. That's a good way to see saten, is it not?
        How is pointing out to you that you are in danger of eternal damnation bullying, friend?

        I am trying to help you, not hurt you. We are simply following the Word of God...our warnings to you may also benefit others as well:

        1 Timothy 5:20 (1611 King James Bible)

        Them that sinne rebuke before all, that others also may feare.
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        I Kings 7:23

        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

        New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

        Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

        Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

        Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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        • #1219
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
          Being catholic, i don't have to believe in hell
          Then you are not a catholic, but a heathen by your own cult's definition:
          The teaching of the Church affirms the existence of hell and its eternity. Immediately after death the souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin descend into hell, where they suffer the punishments of hell, "eternal fire.
          (CCC 1035)
          If you do not submit to the teaching of your cult's leader (the priests and pope), then you relegate yourself anathema:
          Whosoever, therefore, knowing that the Catholic Church was made necessary by Christ, would refuse to enter or to remain in it, could not be saved.
          Lumen Gentium, 14:
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #1220
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
            I never said it didn't exist, i simply said i don't believe
            Can you refuse to believe in something you think does exist?

            Atheists!...
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #1221
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Can you refuse to believe in something you think does exist?

              Atheists!...
              Oh, the hoops through which atheists must jump to deny God. They're like little circus dogs, only not as cute but certainly entertaining.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #1222
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                You guys really getting angry about Minecraft and ponies, EH?
                I thought you guys were all "Love and tolerance"?
                Is it going to piss you off more when you find out that I'm gay & Atheist?

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                • #1223
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by HappyToBeMe View Post
                  You guys really getting angry about Minecraft and ponies, EH?
                  I thought you guys were all "Love and tolerance"?
                  Is it going to piss you off more when you find out that I'm gay & Atheist?
                  You're confused, friend! I'm not angry at your inability to treasure true love, or your dependency upon drinking the rectal juices of strangers in various cities. I do, however, pity you. But not much, as you seem like an intelligent enough person to know how to make a simple choice: Life or Death.

                  If you want to make the world's stupidest choice, that doesn't affect me, dear. When I am in Heaven, I will enjoy laughing at you in Hell, alongside my Savior and Best Friend Forever, !
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #1224
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    You're confused, friend! I'm not angry at your inability to treasure true love, or your dependency upon drinking the rectal juices of strangers in various cities. I do, however, pity you. But not much, as you seem like an intelligent enough person to know how to make a simple choice: Life or Death.

                    If you want to make the world's stupidest choice, that doesn't affect me, dear. When I am in Heaven, I will enjoy laughing at you in Hell, alongside my Savior and Best Friend Forever, !
                    In case your forgot, bringing down thy brothers and sister will end with you too burning in hell, with your friend satan.

                    The only stupid choice one could make is assuming that they will be going to heaven after they read and believe in the bible.

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                    • #1225
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by rightbehindyou View Post
                      In case your forgot, bringing down thy brothers and sister will end with you too burning in hell, with your friend satan.

                      The only stupid choice one could make is assuming that they will be going to heaven after they read and believe in the bible.
                      I don't have any homer brothers or sisters, so I'm good.

                      Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #1226
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by rightbehindyou View Post
                        In case your forgot, bringing down thy brothers and sister will end with you too burning in hell, with your friend satan.
                        Why are you directing this hateful message towards a True Christian™ lady? She is Heaven bound and not a friend of Satan.

                        The only stupid choice one could make is assuming that they will be going to heaven after they read and believe in the bible.
                        Please note that:

                        1) Heaven is a concept of afterlife introduced by Christianity.
                        2) The Bible is the Holy Book of Christianity.
                        3) All Christians believe that the Holy Bible is the Word of God.

                        Therefore, the only way to get to Heaven (which is a Christian concept) is to believe and follow the Holy Bible (which is the basis of Christianity).

                        So what is stupid about that, exactly?

                        Just sit down and
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • #1227
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

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                          This part speaks for itself. Here we can see two "bronies" trying to have sexual intercourse in their creepy pony costumes. This is probably the best example of how this show is destroying people's lives and their chances of going to Heaven.



                          So for you a simple hug means sexual intercourse?

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                          • #1228
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            You call THAT!!! a simple hug
                            The country's gone to Hell, so I guess I shouldn't shrug
                            Horny little ponies grabbing and groping--it's a slap in the face
                            Sinners call it innocent...The righteous call it second base
                            and what's with that one pony wearing a hat?
                            It's an abomination for a non-human to do a thing like that!
                            Here's harsh truth if you be brave enough to hear it
                            ALL magic--friendship or not--is from a daemon spirit!
                            So turn from your wickedness without further delay
                            drop to your knees and for forgiveness now pray!

                            Exodus 22:18

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                            • #1229
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              I used to live in the southern part of the very very very black city of Baltimore. Last year, I handed out Bibles to those folks who went to "Bronycon". You see, they have their own convention for the show which is a few days long. I gave public readings of scripture, and converted a few rainbow-haired fags into God-loving Christians who now work on my farm.

                              This is a group that we should have serious intent on either (A) Destroying entirely, or ( Converting entirely.
                              I will rest completely at peace when society attacks degeneracy rather than worshiping it. I will rest completely at peace when people will stop attacking the good word of salvation, the most "Holy Bible" and would rather worship its teachings. I will rest completely at peace when Jesus is the only King, Savior, Messiah, and Ruler of the United States of America, and the whole entire world under his merciful rule. Amen.

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                              • #1230
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                All of you are full grown men and women, how can you be so scared of a bunch of naked and perverted bonies?





                                Aren't they cute?

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