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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    Anderson Cooper Mocks Jesus

    We all know that CNN (the Communist News Network) is a tool of satan, and has been ever since the known red feminazi Jane Fonda convinced her then husband Ted Turner to start it up. Over the years, they have gone out of their way to offend Christ and spread the teachings of satan across the earth. But tonight, the notorious nancyboy Anderson Cooper went out of his way to openly mock Jesus. He even called Jesus "ridiculous."



    I hereby call on all True Christians(tm) to continue to never watch CNN. Your Pastors will keep you informed of the latest outrage propagated by satan's mouthpiece.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • The Lord's Sword
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      Forum Member
      • Feb 2012
      • 179
      #2
      Re: Anderson Cooper Mocks Jesus

      I guess you have to be an atheist homosexual to understand the satire. I found it to be rather uplifting evidence of God's existence. I just pray I haven't eaten Jesus by accident.
      Exodus 21:20-21

      20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912
          #3
          Re: Anderson Cooper Mocks Jesus

          Cooper himself is an analsoldier! Keep your sons at home when anderson is around.
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