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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #376
    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by captnmorshu View Post
    It can be used like one.

    You are the first (and the only) brutal Christian preacher I've ever seen. Good job, you are talented at preaching.

    Anyway, have fun drowning in your beliefs.

    child porn deleted
    God IS brutal, friend. We just tell it as it is. Run back to your favourite fluffy bunny preachers who just want to be your friend so you will let them near your children if you want. They'll say anything you want to hear about God loves you and will let you fornicate with other men on away days.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #377
      Re: God hates garrys mod

      Originally posted by CreeperFacePalm View Post
      The thing is that barley any one does this stuff in gmod.
      I play gmod for the community and fun. This game is about building and exproring.
      I would know this. I have 412 hours of playtime on this game
      So you say! We at Landover however have True Christian discernment which is why when you are in Hell burning you'll see us appear in Heaven one by one and sit with Christ.

      "I wish I'd listened to the warnings about what Garry Newman was up to... " but the thought will be too late.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

      Comment

      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29443

        #378
        Re: God hates garrys mod

        Why do you gametards hate God so much? Is it because you know, he holds the eternal reset button of life and you will never get the 'cheats' because you refuse to read the manual(The KJV Bible)?
        I do find it interesting to say the least, in how you kids profess to be so smart yet you make so many mistakes. I just pray that before it is too late, you realize you've misjudged baby Jesus and He forgives you.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • CreeperFacePalm
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2012
          • 18

          #379
          Re: God hates garrys mod

          This game is not satanic. And Garry Newman is a great man. I love how you accuse every game using the source as being satanic. Games can bring a community together. I have even made friends in this game while playing multiplayer.
          Oh and also garry newman has read this forum.

          Can you tell me now what willl hapen to me from playing this game?

          Btw if you are reading this garry please reply

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #380
            Re: God hates garrys mod

            Originally posted by CreeperFacePalm View Post
            This game is not satanic. And Garry Newman is a great man. I love how you accuse every game using the source as being satanic. Games can bring a community together. I have even made friends in this game while playing multiplayer.
            Oh and also garry newman has read this forum.

            Can you tell me now what willl hapen to me from playing this game?

            Btw if you are reading this garry please reply
            I'm sure Garry Newman is even now ringing his Joo lawyer to take us down by using his millions he made from exploiting the masturbation needs of teenage boys.

            We tremble in fear because we don't have faith in the protection of our Lord one bit!

            What did he promise you for this dreadful toadying? A life sucking out leaves from his swimming pool while lubricating the sex aids used in his orgies?
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

            Comment

            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836

              #381
              Re: God hates garrys mod

              Originally posted by captnmorshu View Post
              It can be used like one.

              You are the first (and the only) brutal Christian preacher I've ever seen.
              That's because you have only met false preachers who are liars and would rather fill their church than save your eternal soul,

              2 Timothy 4:2
              Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

              YIC

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29443

                #382
                Re: God hates garrys mod

                Friend, you do not realize it but that is the sulfurous breath of Satan in your ear, telling you the game is 'good for you'.
                How could you possibly want to 'get it on' with Garry Newman?

                I am sure 'Twister' is very poplar among you naked teens, six packed abs and sweaty entangled bodies. You make me want to vomit!

                Friend, I can tell you continued playing will lead you to hell. Not today, not tomorrow, but soon enough.
                You're dead
                Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever. .
                Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • CreeperFacePalm
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 18

                  #383
                  Re: God hates garrys mod

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  I'm sure Garry Newman is even now ringing his Joo lawyer to take us down by using his millions he made from exploiting the masturbation needs of teenage boys.

                  We tremble in fear because we don't have faith in the protection of our Lord one bit!

                  What did he promise you for this dreadful toadying? A life sucking out leaves from his swimming pool while lubricating the sex aids used in his orgies?
                  You make evrything sound horrible!

                  Masturbating teanagers? Well over 60 percent of the gmod players are over 18

                  Well let me tell you why so many gamers hate religions. Its becuase a lot of religiouns descriminate games not because we are satanic

                  Oh and why do you hate homosexual and masturbating so much? It wont effect you

                  Also you probablly already know im athiest, not racist and not homophobic.

                  Being homophobic and racist is worse than playing video games and almost demonic

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836

                    #384
                    Re: God hates garrys mod

                    Originally posted by CreeperFacePalm View Post
                    Being homophobic and racist is worse than playing video games and almost demonic
                    So you believe in demons?

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • CreeperFacePalm
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 18

                      #385
                      Re: God hates garrys mod

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      So you believe in demons?

                      YIC

                      Jack
                      Im trying to speak your language! Ok evil
                      I dont beieve in satan

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #386
                        Re: God hates garrys mod

                        Originally posted by CreeperFacePalm View Post
                        You make evrything sound horrible!

                        Masturbating teanagers? Well over 60 percent of the gmod players are over 18

                        Well let me tell you why so many gamers hate religions. Its becuase a lot of religiouns descriminate games not because we are satanic

                        Oh and why do you hate homosexual and masturbating so much? It wont effect you

                        Also you probablly already know im athiest, not racist and not homophobic.

                        Being homophobic and racist is worse than playing video games and almost demonic
                        Revelation 21:8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                        Pretty much sums things up.

                        YOU
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment

                        • CreeperFacePalm
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 18

                          #387
                          Re: God hates garrys mod

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          Revelation 21:8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                          Pretty much sums things up.

                          YOU
                          You could just speak english
                          Oh and dont avoid my question

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #388
                            Re: God hates garrys mod

                            Originally posted by CreeperFacePalm View Post
                            You could just speak english
                            Oh and dont avoid my question
                            Friend,

                            We are not here to indulge in your perversions about virtual worlds of people's imaginations. We are here to talk about the real world and how to ensure you enter Heaven when you leave it.

                            We only respond to you gamertards when you arrive because you are so obviously in need of God and guidance towards His love.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment

                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #389
                              Re: God hates garrys mod

                              Originally posted by CreeperFacePalm View Post
                              ...Oh and also garry newman has read this forum...
                              And he's probably rofling (and facepalming) over how so many maroons can completely miss the point.

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                              • I like turtles
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 2

                                #390
                                Re: God hates garrys mod

                                Ok, this is fucking hilarious. How do you guys come up with this stuff!?

                                Garry's mod is a gae where you can spawn in various characters from various games. It is up to the player to choose how to play the game. Those pictures you posted are player creations, and therefore a player created it. The makers of the game did not incourage people to make sculptures like that. So shut the fuck up.

                                The valve crew does not create the mods you can install in-game. Most of them are created by the community so it is up to you to choose what you have in your game and what you don't have.

                                For the furries thing... That is probably a furry roleplaying server and they probably warn you stuff like this would happen. If you don't wanna see animals having sex, just play singleplayer.

                                Now I'm looking at the tags you put. If there is a pervert here, it's you. Masturbation material? gay agenda??? Satan worshiping baby killers?????????

                                This thread just show how many stupid people are out there. I guess I'll just start speaking like you then.

                                I can count to potato.

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