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  • Roberta
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    What is an "epic" pancake? I've made many a pancake for my growing brood and I know they are well received, but I've never known a pancake to be exactly epic.
    It probably refers to the epically proportioned negress who invented the pancake.
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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by TheEpicPancake View Post
    whatever
    What is an "epic" pancake? I've made many a pancake for my growing brood and I know they are well received, but I've never known a pancake to be exactly epic.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by TheEpicFailcake View Post

    GMod Lovers, this is you:


    Um, so you're saying that Garry's Mod lovers are bowing down to Satan while surrounded by demons, and this is supposed to convince us that it's OK for Christian children?

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by OMGLOLAFISH View Post
    Why would god hate athiests or gays? there is no logical reason for it, hating someone for thier sexual orientation is not a sin, but is unreasonable and discriminatory. you don't believe gays follow gods will, fair do's but is having a badge to say "Punched the most queers" what jesus would do?
    The question you should ask is, Why does God love us at all? There is no logical reason for it. We have been born with an innate desire to rebel against our very own Creator and yet even in our sin He laid down His Life for US (He as Jesus, of course)!

    But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
    Romans 5:8

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  • TheEpicPancake
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Listen... Garry's Mod is like the Earth. "God made the Earth", and gave everyone the tools to do what they want with it. That's why there's robbery, theft, wars, death, etc. Garry's Mod does the same thing! He made the game, and people can do what they want to with it. Not everyone is going to make Satanic scenes, only a few. And to them? That's their choice if they want to go to Hell.

    GMod Lovers, this is you:


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  • handmaiden
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by scarecrowman175 View Post
    I must admit, that quote at the end did make me chuckle. So I suppose the dead that rise are not after the brains of the living, this is dissappointing, I would love to outlast swarms of the undead with a few of my friends. What if I brought a fire-resistant suit there with me to this lake of fire? Would I then just be tortured by sitting stationary for the rest of eternity?

    Methinks that you don't take the notion of Hell seriously. This is your choice, but millions of people in the world do accept the idea of Hell and it is they whom we are here to help.

    So many people have been misdirected by their churches or general mainstream culture into a vague idea of what Hell really is and how to avoid it. Scores of these people harbor a deep-seated fear that Hell may still be a possiblity for them or the people that they love.

    We are here to explain as clearly as possible just what the Bible has to say about Hell and the how and whys of getting sent there and the only Biblically permitted means of avoiding it.

    We believe that once people really read and understand the Bible for what it is, people will be changed by that understanding. Not only will they never again fear the torments of Hell, but their entire lives will open up in new ways.

    When people know the real score on the best-selling book that mankind has ever known, they will understand God, themselves and the world around them as never before.

    Those people feel such freedom and joy that they often join us here at LBC and become True Christians™ themselves.

    Call me a softie, but I take the idea of Hell seriously. I hate to think of those who let the fear of it sour their lives when the fear can be set aside so easily by embracing the Truth©.


    Sincerely Yours,

    Handmaiden

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  • scarecrowman175
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    "Them" is everybody. All dead people will be resurrected in bodily form at Judgment. If you bothered to read the Bible, you'd know that.

    All sinners and unbelievers will be cast into unending torment, being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire, unable to escape and unable to die.

    Still think it's funny? How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
    I must admit, that quote at the end did make me chuckle. So I suppose the dead that rise are not after the brains of the living, this is dissappointing, I would love to outlast swarms of the undead with a few of my friends. What if I brought a fire-resistant suit there with me to this lake of fire? Would I then just be tortured by sitting stationary for the rest of eternity?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by scarecrowman175 View Post
    "Jesus will resurrect them" Who is "them"? Former dead who walk the earth, so zombies?
    "Them" is everybody. All dead people will be resurrected in bodily form at Judgment. If you bothered to read the Bible, you'd know that.

    All sinners and unbelievers will be cast into unending torment, being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire, unable to escape and unable to die.

    Still think it's funny? How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

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  • scarecrowman175
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    No, I'm saying God will cast him into unending torment in His Lake of Fire for being a non-heterosexual. As the Bible says.

    I have never claimed such a thing. That would be a lie. God hates the sinner AND the sin; this is why He will resurrect all sinners (including unbelievers like you) from the dead at Judgment JUST SO HE CAN BURN YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

    Who are you, Alain de Botton, the atheist who says we should "learn from false religions" and "respect" people who lie, and that "truth isn't all that important"?

    If you don't believe Islam is Truth, why would you respect it? do you support the right of Muslims who live in your country to mutilate the genitals of their young girls?

    Once again, I have never said that God loves all. Neither does the Bible.

    Maybe you should read it before trying to tell us what it says.

    Why is it so many atheists can't spell "atheist"?

    Jesus will resurrect them from the dead at Judgment and cast each and every one of them headlong into His Lake of Fire, where He will burn them alive for all eternity as punishment for their sins.

    This may be a good opportunity to explain to you what "sin" is. "Sin" is disobeying God. It's not "being mean". It's not "harming others". It's simply DISOBEYING GOD.

    Is anyone harmed if you work on the Sabbath? No. But it is a sin, worthy of death.

    If it takes the occasional bit of physical violence to wake a homer up to God's Will, and the possibility that he will turn from his life of anal debauchery to Christianity and thus avoid Hell, don't you consider that worthwhile? It's an expression of Christian love, you fool!
    "Jesus will resurrect them" Who is "them"? Former dead who walk the earth, so zombies?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by OMGLOLAFISH View Post
    Are you saying a human is any less of a person because of thier sexual orientation?
    No, I'm saying God will cast him into unending torment in His Lake of Fire for being a non-heterosexual. As the Bible says.

    You claim "god loves all"
    I have never claimed such a thing. That would be a lie. God hates the sinner AND the sin; this is why He will resurrect all sinners (including unbelievers like you) from the dead at Judgment JUST SO HE CAN BURN YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

    im atheist, yet i respect all cultures and religions.
    Who are you, Alain de Botton, the atheist who says we should "learn from false religions" and "respect" people who lie, and that "truth isn't all that important"?

    If you don't believe Islam is Truth, why would you respect it? do you support the right of Muslims who live in your country to mutilate the genitals of their young girls?

    You say god loves all, well is it god that hates the gays or is it you hiding behind the excuse god hates gays?
    Once again, I have never said that God loves all. Neither does the Bible.

    Maybe you should read it before trying to tell us what it says.
    Originally posted by OMGLOLAFISH View Post
    Why would god hate athiests or gays?
    Why is it so many atheists can't spell "atheist"?

    there is no logical reason for it, hating someone for thier sexual orientation is not a sin, but is unreasonable and discriminatory. you don't believe gays follow gods will, fair do's but is having a badge to say "Punched the most queers" what jesus would do?
    Jesus will resurrect them from the dead at Judgment and cast each and every one of them headlong into His Lake of Fire, where He will burn them alive for all eternity as punishment for their sins.

    This may be a good opportunity to explain to you what "sin" is. "Sin" is disobeying God. It's not "being mean". It's not "harming others". It's simply DISOBEYING GOD.

    Is anyone harmed if you work on the Sabbath? No. But it is a sin, worthy of death.

    If it takes the occasional bit of physical violence to wake a homer up to God's Will, and the possibility that he will turn from his life of anal debauchery to Christianity and thus avoid Hell, don't you consider that worthwhile? It's an expression of Christian love, you fool!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by OMGLOLAFISH View Post
    Why would god hate athiests or gays? there is no logical reason for it, hating someone for thier sexual orientation is not a sin, but is unreasonable and discriminatory. you don't believe gays follow gods will, fair do's but is having a badge to say "Punched the most queers" what jesus would do?
    When or where did God tell you He was reasonable? Verse and chapeter please.

    I will leave you with His opinions on Homers though:
    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    I have never met a gay person who was not the kindest and most gentlest person. But God tells me they are bad. Who am I to think I might know better than Him?

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  • Noah Sole
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Welcome to the forum OMGLOLAFISH

    Logic doesn't come into it, we are guided by scripture:

    Leviticus 20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    2 Corinthians 6:14
    Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

    All the best

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by OMGLOLAFISH View Post
    Why would god hate athiests or gays? there is no logical reason for it, hating someone for thier sexual orientation is not a sin, but is unreasonable and discriminatory. you don't believe gays follow gods will, fair do's but is having a badge to say "Punched the most queers" what jesus would do?
    Who are you to question God?
    Romans 9:19-20
    19Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

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  • OMGLOLAFISH
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    No we don't claim God loves all. You really do need to slow right down, friend. You're making a bit of a fool of yourself.

    God hates plenty of people and fags and atheists are right up there.
    1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

    Unbelievers are as dreadful as murderers and witches and Catholics.
    Why would god hate athiests or gays? there is no logical reason for it, hating someone for thier sexual orientation is not a sin, but is unreasonable and discriminatory. you don't believe gays follow gods will, fair do's but is having a badge to say "Punched the most queers" what jesus would do?

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by OMGLOLAFISH View Post
    You are not entitled to mutilate and control thier minds so they are led to believe perfectly normal things are develish, you are bending the truth. i could do the same and say a sandwich is evil. and besides, it can be a tool to teach the ways of your god too, you aren't warning people, your finding things to hate.
    Look again at my post, friend. It's a simple warning to responsible parents that there's yet another devilish videogame out there that just entices their sons onto the internet to consort with homosexual deviants. The poor mother who emailed me these disgusting pictures that she found among the other filth her son had been masturbating to is lucky her husband doesn't let her go on the internet to see how you are mocking her sorrow. Having to thrash your child as much as was necessary is never a joyous occasion. He's sitting down again now and is sorry.

    But you'd rather kids like that went to Hell so long as you can pretend it's OK to behave likewise. How disgusting!

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