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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

    Originally posted by herpinandderpin View Post
    .......
    Are you guys serious?
    /4Chan is that way.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • herpinandderpin
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2012
      • 5

      #17
      Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      /4Chan is that way.
      I don't come from 4Chan. I just find that using memes to make my point is much more hilarious.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

        Originally posted by herpinandderpin View Post
        .......
        Are you guys serious?
        I understand that the vileness of Winnie the Pooh is disturbing. If you must:



        Remember, it's down the street, not across the tracks.

        Be sure to pack your asbestos underwear; suicide is murder, and you can't repent afterward, so it pretty well guarantees your ticket to Hell.

        Why not try an alternative?

        Meet my friend and master Jesus, and join us praising Him for His Perfection in Heaven for all time! It'll be much more fun than being burned alive for eternity in His Lake of Fire.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #19
          Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

          Originally posted by herpinandderpin View Post
          I don't come from 4Chan. I just find that using memes to make my point is much more hilarious.
          Oh, so you are hilarious. I had no idea.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • herpinandderpin
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2012
            • 5

            #20
            Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Oh, so you are hilarious. I had no idea.
            Ooh, that certainly stings. I wasn't calling myself hilarious; I was just saying that using memes in a forsaken land like this is hilarious to me.

            @ Rev

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #21
              Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

              Originally posted by herpinandderpin View Post
              I was just saying that using memes in a forsaken land like this is hilarious to me.
              So because you have nothing to say yourself, you find hilarious to post stuff that someone else has made.

              Right.

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              • Go_Away_Sinners!
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2011
                • 28

                #22
                Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                My pastor preached against Winnie the Pooh last month. Turns out the beloved kid's classic is actually pornographic. Pooh and Piglet are both homers (as I recall they live together) and some stories like "Piglet Takes a Bath" and "The Search For Small" don't even try to hide their perverted nature (hint: "small" is not really a beetle, that's just a metaphor). Really, I don't know how I missed it before -- "Pooh" is a clear allusion to sodomy. I'm so glad my pastor brought this to light and I helped my Pappy dose my old Pooh Bear stuffed animal in gasoline and lit it on fire.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #23
                  Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                  Originally posted by Go_Away_Sinners! View Post
                  My pastor preached against Winnie the Pooh last month. Turns out the beloved kid's classic is actually pornographic. Pooh and Piglet are both homers (as I recall they live together) and some stories like "Piglet Takes a Bath" and "The Search For Small" don't even try to hide their perverted nature (hint: "small" is not really a beetle, that's just a metaphor). Really, I don't know how I missed it before -- "Pooh" is a clear allusion to sodomy. I'm so glad my pastor brought this to light and I helped my Pappy dose my old Pooh Bear stuffed animal in gasoline and lit it on fire.
                  It's good that you are alert to the many hazards inherent in the liberal anal sex machine that is dominating our once beautiful Christian nation. Break down that wall!!!
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Artemis Fowl
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 1

                    #24
                    Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                    Brothers,
                    I feel I must point out that this is a spoof on the original tale of the honey-loving brear. That is to say; it is a joke. A sick, unholy joke I grant you, but a joke nevertheless.
                    Thank you and please consider my thought.
                    Spreading the good word of LOGIC!
                    いん どう べぃゔぇ!
                    متالرتنتفضشظذدمجتبدلحهشصغزشكوزيلطشفزط!

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #25
                      Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                      Son, are you implying that the good Reverend M. Rodimer has duped us all for his amusement?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Son, are you implying that the good Reverend M. Rodimer has duped us all for his amusement?
                        I think he's implying that we're too stupid to tell the difference.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                          I suppose he thinks that Poohenge is also a joke of some sort.

                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Bjorn Jensen
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 2355

                            #28
                            Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                            For some years ago i found out that my son had a Winnie the Pooh doll hidden under his bed, he loved it very much and he cried alot when i took it away from him but i told him that everything you need to love is Jesus, so here is what i did to the doll, like the caring and loving dad that i am:

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