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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12978
    #106
    Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

    Originally posted by Redthepokemonmaster View Post
    i grew up playing pokemon and loved it the anime is about a boy and his relationship with friends did you ever watch a full episode ash loves his pokemon also this fourm is full of racisim sexism tc. -from a athiest & gay pokemon master
    I give up. I see that "athiests" don't care about grammar and spelling rules the same way as they don't care about morality and obeying God's rules.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Redthepokemonmasterbator
        Unsaved Trash, limp-wristed nancyboy
        • Jan 2014
        • 13
        #107
        Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        I give up. I see that "athiests" don't care about grammar and spelling rules the same way as they don't care about morality and obeying God's rules.
        What rules if God had made rules he wouldn't of put them in a giant book he would've stored them in every person's brain
        1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
        23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #108
            Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

            Originally posted by Redthepokemonmasterbator View Post
            What rules if God had made rules he wouldn't of put them in a giant book he would've stored them in every person's brain
            What if down was up and up was down?


            You homersexurals just crack me up. You'll say and do anything to try and avoid God's Love.

            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12978
                #109
                Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                Originally posted by Redthepokemonmasterbator View Post
                What rules if God had made rules he wouldn't of put them in a giant book he would've stored them in every person's brain
                And you know that because you're so brilliant that you know how/what God thinks?

                Atheists!.... I'm beginning to believe that these creatures really devolved from monkeys. (Devolved because any monkey is smarter than all atheists together).
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • ass pollyp
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 54
                    #110
                    Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    What if down was up and up was down?


                    You homersexurals just crack me up. You'll say and do anything to try and avoid God's Love.

                    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
                    I sentence you to pain and turmoil.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775
                        #111
                        Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                        Originally posted by ass pollyp View Post
                        I sentence you to pain and turmoil.
                        Your silly voodoo Barbie doll curses won't work on such a True Christian™ pastor and close, personal friend of Jesus like Pastor Zeke.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • ass pollyp
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 54
                            #112
                            Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                            1 Corinthians 14:34

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775
                                #113
                                Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                Originally posted by ass pollyp View Post
                                1 Corinthians 14:34
                                I'm always reverently silent in church. Just ask Mr. Etheldreda.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                  • curtisgrice
                                    Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
                                    • Apr 2014
                                    • 96
                                    #114
                                    Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                    Originally posted by ass pollyp View Post
                                    1 Corinthians 14:34
                                    She's pointing out you're curse of ill will is not going to work on a true Christian
                                    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                                    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                                    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                                      • curtisgrice
                                        Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
                                        • Apr 2014
                                        • 96
                                        #115
                                        Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                        I'm always reverently silent in church. Just ask Mr. Etheldreda.

                                        I know this fool, he walked in a church with a case of beer and slapped the preacher.
                                        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                                        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                                        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                                          • curtisgrice
                                            Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
                                            • Apr 2014
                                            • 96
                                            #116
                                            Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                            I'm always reverently silent in church. Just ask Mr. Etheldreda.

                                            Thanks, he Just got out of jail.
                                            Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                                            1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                                            1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                                              • curtisgrice
                                                Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
                                                • Apr 2014
                                                • 96
                                                #117
                                                Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                                I read his intro I would like to let you know he's my twin brother, his name is not Curtis it's Kevin he stole my Facebook, and took stupid evil pictures. I'm sorry you had to deal with him.
                                                Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                                                1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                                                1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                                                  • Axel The Lunatic
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • May 2014
                                                    • 3
                                                    #118
                                                    Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                                    Hi. This is my first post here, just to get out that of the way. Pokemon is this. You can claim "Pokermans" to train and level up. You also can live with them and make a bond with them. Got it? Cool.

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                                                      • Mother Of Seven
                                                        True Christian™ with a quiverful
                                                        • Jan 2014
                                                        • 2243
                                                        #119
                                                        Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                                        Originally posted by Axel The Lucario View Post
                                                        Got it? Cool.
                                                        Nup.

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                                                          • Axel The Lunatic
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • May 2014
                                                            • 3
                                                            #120
                                                            Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                                            Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                                                            Nup.
                                                            Wow, I be nice and I get a infraction and this.

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