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  • #2
    Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

    I never listen to music - only hymns, so I asked my nephew, Zebulun, if he had any ideas. He told me about this one but I'm darned if I can see anything in it...



    apparently it is bad but only young people would know that.
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    • #3
      Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

      This might be the filthiest song, ever:


      When DavidLee Roth says:"I brought my pencil!", I think I know what he's referring to.


      Also, another reason to homeschool your children.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

        What about "Jumping Jack's Ass" by the Stones?

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        • #5
          Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

          This is a song about sodomites. Glorifying them of course!

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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            • #7
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              http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSvnIwg0lEA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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              • #8
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                Sorry, brethren:

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                • #9
                  Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  What about "Jumping Jack's Ass" by the Stones?
                  That's a good one, however, I'd opt for "Sympathy for the Devil" myself. Not to mention they had an album called "Their Satanic Majesties Request"..

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

                    John Denver is the most satanic of them all. He once asked if there were any JW's in the audience, then he kicked them out!

                    I would say the only good one out there is Brother Prince

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

                      Originally posted by JWforever View Post
                      John Denver is the most satanic of them all. He once asked if there were any JW's in the audience, then he kicked them out!
                      I'm with you on John Denver. I have zero doubt that he's in hell right now.

                      But throwing out all the Jehovah Witless scum? Class move.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I'm with you on John Denver. I have zero doubt that he's in hell right now.
                        Verily, Pastor!! Why else would God have knocked his plane out of the sky if NOT to send him to the fiery depths..
                        Recovering Catholic.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

                          Katy Perry promotes lesbianism. Apalling. This from a pastor's daughter and someone who used to sing in a church choir. She needs to turn back to God.

                          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                          • #14
                            Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

                            This song is about queers trying to lose their gag reflex to fellate one another.



                            This song... I can't even begin to describe the depths of depraved homosexuality in it.

                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • #15
                              Re: The Top 50 Filthiest Songs

                              This video promotes race-mixing and homogay marriage:

                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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