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  • #16
    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Think of it this way, friend: Life is like a game. You either win (Heaven), or loose (Hell). If you loose, it matters not how many points you will have accumulated along the way. You still lose.

    Salvation is a bit like that. All the "good deeds" you can cram into one lifetime is of no value if you loose. Not only do you loose the opportunity to praise the Holy Name of Jesus for all eternity, your loss means suffering unfathomable pain for ever and ever and ever in Hell. You wont care about any good deeds while preoccupied with watching your flesh burn forever in the Lake of Fire.

    I hope that helps.

    “They say that life's a game, & then they take the board away.”
    Lake of Fire sounds like a video game map or something,from Star Wars Battlefront ll I believe?
    Either way,until you can go and prove to me God exists,or that Heaven or Hell exists,and no,I do not want your dirty fake Bible as proof,that would be most appreciative.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • #17
      Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

      LOL this forum is ***expletive*** wonderful.

      God bless.
      Last edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 07-04-2013, 12:37 PM. Reason: Removing swearing

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      • #18
        Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

        You are totally right. I immediatly deleted my League of Legends account and turned back to Him. I'm now going to read the Bible and hack off my penis. Thanks.

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        • #19
          Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

          Leauge of legends is created by the Zionists and gayhugging democrats. A punch in the face on every god fearing christian man,woman and child!
          "Come to me children, and i will teach you the fear of the lord"

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          • #20
            Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

            okay you think a game is satanic... But Please dont try to ban this game becouse its fun! You dont like it dont play. Simple As that. You know the similarity between a insane person and a fundementalist christian? I dont hate you or the insane persons. I just dont wanna be close to you. If you would start talking to me i would say okay...okay and slowly back of.

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            • #21
              Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

              Originally posted by darkraven View Post
              okay you think a game is satanic... But Please dont try to ban this game becouse its fun! You dont like it dont play. Simple As that.
              Let's change the words a tiny bit and see if you still agree...

              Originally posted by darkraven View Post
              okay you think sacrificing children is satanic... But Please dont try to ban sacrifice of children becouse its fun! You dont like it dont sacrifice children. Simple As that.
              You won't take my child.

              You won't take my society.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #22
                Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                Originally posted by darkraven View Post
                okay you think a game is satanic... But Please dont try to ban this game becouse its fun! You dont like it dont play. Simple As that. You know the similarity between a insane person and a fundementalist christian? I dont hate you or the insane persons. I just dont wanna be close to you. If you would start talking to me i would say okay...okay and slowly back of.
                Dear Witch;

                This is a Christian forum. We don't care what you think, we care what Jesus thinks. Why are you here?

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                  Jesus picked an ad carry even if the enemy ap carry tower-dived the baron. Pls report him for intentional feeding. This amount of dore is unaccetable for a ranked game

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                  • #24
                    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                    Originally posted by TheMessiahIsHere View Post
                    Jesus picked an ad carry even if the enemy ap carry tower-dived the baron. Pls report him for intentional feeding. This amount of dore is unaccetable for a ranked game
                    You are not even making sense. All that anal sex with Disney puppets has destroyed your brain.

                    You need a healthy dosage of Bible in your life!
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #25
                      Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                      Although i'm catolic because my parents made that choise for me, I still ask some things about the religion.

                      For example: The religion says that the earth was created from 6 to 50 thousand years ago (I made a research and there are so many versions). But people, even you, uses fossil fuel, that only can be created through millons of years.

                      But that's not the point of my post.

                      1) Taric is not gay. Fans of the game made jokes about him because of its voice and one aspect that you can choose to him. But the history of thr character itself does not contain signs of gay things.

                      That image of Graves was created by a fan girl of him in a women forum of League of Legends. Graves is the representation of the search of justice by the laws.

                      2) Magic and Wizzardry. It's impossible, right? Talking in your terms resurrecting dead people is sin and its Satan related. Even walking through the sky and becoming invisible is magic. So... may i suppose that Jesus practices magic? Remember that the bible says he walked over the water, multiplied bread and wyne, and in chapter 24 of Lucas, Jesus ressurected... DISSAPEARS IN FRONT OF 2 OF HIS DISCIPLES. Get my point?

                      3) The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, a compendium of rights of all people, even your rights, promotes the gender equality. This is a world accepted compendium. Majoritie of the world agrees the equality.

                      4) It's a fantasy world, not a representation of the reality. So it's ok to not talk about God or Jesus.

                      5) Yeah, it's a roleplay game. But the mechanics and the history is very different from Diablo. It's not related.

                      Perhaps you will not give interest to my words, but i tell you that you're all wrong. This is a game. No more, no less. It doesn't insitates the people to perform satanic acts.

                      Good bye, and if he really exists, God Bless you

                      PS: By the way, that last image is from another game called DOTA. That company is the real representation of the evil and makes people crazy.

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                      • #26
                        Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                        Reason: Going yappity yap yap yappity

                        Is that a reason for a infraction? I'm sorry then. I though this was a free talk forum, but if the infraction explanation is such that thing, then there is no way you can understand mu point of view.

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                        • #27
                          Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                          Originally posted by Han Solo Han View Post
                          Although i'm catolic because my parents made that choise for me...
                          You lie. Others may influence our choice of beliefs, they may not impose them.

                          Originally posted by Han Solo Han View Post
                          ...I though this was a free talk forum...
                          Did you miss the "Baptist Church Forum" banner at the top of every page? Please show where God (in the Bible) condones free expression.

                          ...but if the infraction explanation is such that thing, then there is no way you can understand mu point of view.
                          Nor do they want to, because "your father is Satan", "demons got your soul", yada yada yada...

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                          • #28
                            Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                            You Christians are such idiots...If you think God hates a computer game and that Taric and Graves are gay you're as blind as religion makes you. I play League of Legends and I enjoy it. Never felt that if there was a God he would hate it. Must suck for you Christians to be centuries back in knowledge and be stuck in such an ignorant mindset.

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                            • #29
                              Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                              Originally posted by YourKingsDead View Post
                              You Christians are such idiots...If you think God hates a computer game and that Taric and Graves are gay you're as blind as religion makes you. I play League of Legends and I enjoy it. Never felt that if there was a God he would hate it. Must suck for you Christians to be centuries back in knowledge and be stuck in such an ignorant mindset.
                              First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                              Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                              Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                              If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                                I really don't need to read that you fag. If you're trying to denounce every fucking thing in the world I have a right to freedom of speech to call you fucking retards. Christianity is utterly flawed if you think Christianity is demoting everyone else in the world because they don't live the ignorant and world-rejecting lifestyle you do. Pastor Ezekiel you can suck your own dick before you tell me what to and what not to say fag.

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