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  • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by the an0nymous teen View Post
    ...the game is absolutely not gay. that red-pink armor (5th age armor), is actually ruby. the character who wears that armor is a gem knight. his classic armor is sapphire
    Gem knight? So the knight wears gemstones of all colors of the rainbow, like Liberace but with a sword rather than a piano. It doesn't get any more homo than that.

    Originally posted by Hugh.J.Bahls829 View Post
    Why do you think women shouldn't work and never talk....
    Well, let's see what the Bible has to say about that:

    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety. 1 Timothy 2:11-15

    So, in short, women should keep their mouths shut because, as the weaker sex, they are too easily tempted into sin. That's why the men have to make all of the decisions. Women shouldn't work, because working takes time away from childbearing, which is important for their salvation. These are simply good, old-fashioned, Republican family values. Since you reject these values, you must be some kind of feminazi.
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    • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

      I've never played it, but I will be sure to stay as far away as I can from this Hellish game! If God hates it, then I hate it. I only do what God wants me to do!
      Praise Jesus our lord and savior!

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      • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

        I'm sorry but all of you are wrong about what is and what isn't, you took such a wonderful idea and dragged it through the dirt, created wars, murdered millions since the dawn of religion, and all for what? power? superiority?

        You are what is wrong with the world, you are the reason for so much hate and anger, so much sadness and pain...

        You know you are wrong, god gave you that much, the ability to tell right from wrong did he not?

        Heaven is not where you are going when you meet your end, that is a guarantee.

        It's so sad you'll not understand, so twisted by your own belief that you are right and your dogmatic theology.

        God still loves you.

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        • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

          Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
          ...Heaven is not where you are going when you meet your end, that is a guarantee...
          And your proof of that?

          ...God still loves you.
          Or that. Either one, doesn't much matter.

          Welcome to the internet. While here, all assertions MUST be supported, or they will be mocked as unfounded opinions.

          Actually, switch that up a bit:

          Welcome to Landover, God's™ Favourite Forum. While here, all assertions MUST be backed up by Scripture from the King James Bible (v1611 is the reference, but others are acceptable) or they will be mocked as the delusions (possibly God-given, but that's still your fault) of a Hell-bound sinner and blasphemer.

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          • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

            Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
            I'm sorry but all of you are wrong about what is and what isn't, you took such a wonderful idea and dragged it through the dirt, created wars, murdered millions since the dawn of religion, and all for what? power? superiority?
            I've not killed anyone, and no one here is as old as the dawn of religion.



            Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
            You are SIN IS what is wrong with the world, you are SIN IS the reason for so much hate and anger, so much sadness and pain...AND JESUS IS THE ANSWER!
            I corrected you, dear. Please make a note of it.

            Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
            You know you are wrong, god gave you that much, the ability to tell right from wrong did he not?
            He did. He gave you that same ability (Romans 3:9-20).



            Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
            Heaven is not where you are going when you meet your end, that is a guarantee.
            By what authority do you make this guarantee? Please, do tell me. Do you really think you have more power than the LORD Himself? Are you under some deluded idea that you have the ability to send someone to eternal damnation or save them from it, apart from what the LORD intends? I'd very much like to hear about that.

            Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
            It's so sad you'll not understand, so twisted by your own belief that you are right and your dogmatic theology.
            So sad we read the Holy Bible and believe what it says?

            Does the staff at your asylum know you're using the internet?

            Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
            God still loves you.
            Indeed He does! He Blesses me richly, as well.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              I've not killed anyone, and no one here is as old as the dawn of religion.





              I corrected you, dear. Please make a note of it.



              He did. He gave you that same ability (Romans 3:9-20).





              By what authority do you make this guarantee? Please, do tell me. Do you really think you have more power than the LORD Himself? Are you under some deluded idea that you have the ability to send someone to eternal damnation or save them from it, apart from what the LORD intends? I'd very much like to hear about that.



              So sad we read the Holy Bible and believe what it says?

              Does the staff at your asylum know you're using the internet?



              Indeed He does! He Blesses me richly, as well.

              Oh ho? really? the same can be said of you my dear?

              By what authority do you make this guarantee? Please, do tell me. Do you really think you have more power than the LORD Himself? Are you under some deluded idea that you have the ability to send someone to eternal damnation or save them from it, apart from what the LORD intends? I'd very much like to hear about that.

              Same question to you?

              Why would you even ask this question since you and others are so quick to point fingers and damn them to enternal damnation, it's quite sad, are you so deluded that you can't even see what you have done already, take a good look at your previous posts, frequently you and others pass judgement on others, judge not lest you be judged.

              Guaranteed.

              I do not point fingers and judge people, I am not the one who is judging you, I am simply pointing out the obvious.

              you are so quick to call people names, and insult them, yet you do not know them, and you judge so quickly and so harshly.

              What I have said and in the context I have said it, is not in need to be corrected by your twisted logic, it is ment to be read as I have typed it.

              As soon as you start with "correcting" something in how you want to see it, it is no longer what it used to be and is now something completly different, like the bible.

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              • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                By what authority do you make this guarantee? Please, do tell me. Do you really think you have more power than the LORD Himself? Are you under some deluded idea that you have the ability to send someone to eternal damnation or save them from it, apart from what the LORD intends? I'd very much like to hear about that.
                I don't make this guarantee, dear, the LORD Himself does (Mark 16:16; John 3:18; John 3:36; Revelation 20:15; Revelation 20:10).

                Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                you and others pass judgement on others, judge not lest you be judged.
                As a daughter of the king of Kings (2 Corinthians 6:18), it is my responsibility, nay my duty to share the Good News with others. Why would anyone believe Christ's temporary death was a sacrifice made for the sake of redemption if they didn't first know they needed redeeming? Until someone understands their sin, they cannot know they are guilty. Until someone knows they are guilty, they cannot recognize the need for the debt to be paid. Until they know who paid the debt and why, they cannot come to Christ and confess their lifetime of sins, and grovel for forgiveness appropriately. It is a particular kind of love that seeks to help prevent eternal damnation.

                Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                Guaranteed.
                You said that already. I asked under whose authority? Do you think I'm a fool that I would just accept any guarantee just because someone makes it?

                Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                I do not point fingers and judge people, I am not the one who is judging you, I am simply pointing out the obvious.
                That's what judging is. If you read the Holy Bible, you'll see it's not me judging, but me sharing God's judgement, as He has declared it (2 Timothy 3:16 ).

                Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                you are so quick to call people names, and insult them, yet you do not know them, and you judge so quickly and so harshly.
                Slow down friend. No one is calling anyone names, and we don't judge quickly. We pass along God's judgement after years of dedicated study, prayer, and service to the LORD. In short, we do what any good ambassador does - we act on behalf of our king (2 Corinthians 5:20)

                Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                What I have said and in the context I have said it, is not in need to be corrected by your twisted logic, it is ment to be read as I have typed it.
                If you are going to accuse me of killing millions of people, either show the evidence or back off. Your libelous accusations will not be tolerated.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  ...No one is calling anyone names...
                  Sadly Sister Mary, our confused friend here has done just that, using the negroidal ebonics no less:

                  Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                  Oh ho?...
                  Friend, Sister Mary is graciously offering you timeless wisdom, and you call her such a vile name? Why so much vitriol?
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                  I Kings 7:23

                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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                  • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                    Sadly Sister Mary, our confused friend here has done just that, using the negroidal ebonics no less:



                    Friend, Sister Mary is graciously offering you timeless wisdom, and you call her such a vile name? Why so much vitriol?
                    oh ho? is a kind of laugh, not calling someone a name,



                    please make sure you get your facts in order before you judge.

                    "Sister Mary" just contridicted herself and proved me right.

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                    • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                      Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                      oh ho? is a kind of laugh, not calling someone a name,



                      please make sure you get your facts in order before you judge.

                      "Sister Mary" just contridicted herself and proved me right.
                      My sincerest apologies, friend...I incorrectly assumed you were using the vernacular of the street gangs. We are quick here to admit our mistakes when we make them.

                      However, Sister Mary has backed all of her statements with the never contradictory Word of God. But, I will not attempt to intercede on her behalf, as she walks closely with The Lord and is blessed with a sharp wit as well.
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                      I Kings 7:23

                      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                      New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                      Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                      Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                      • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                        Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                        oh ho? is a kind of laugh, not calling someone a name,



                        please make sure you get your facts in order before you judge.

                        "Sister Mary" just contridicted herself and proved me right.
                        Does your "Oxford" dictionary contain the correct spelling of "contradict"?
                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                          Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                          oh ho? is a kind of laugh, not calling someone a name,
                          It is a kind of laugh not used since Eisenhower was in the White House.



                          Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                          "Sister Mary" just contridicted herself and proved me right.
                          No. This is an untrue statement.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                            Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                            I'm sorry but all of you are wrong about what is and what isn't, you took such a wonderful idea and dragged it through the dirt, created wars, murdered millions since the dawn of religion, and all for what? power? superiority?

                            You are what is wrong with the world, you are the reason for so much hate and anger, so much sadness and pain...

                            You know you are wrong, god gave you that much, the ability to tell right from wrong did he not?

                            Heaven is not where you are going when you meet your end, that is a guarantee.

                            It's so sad you'll not understand, so twisted by your own belief that you are right and your dogmatic theology.

                            God still loves you.
                            tl;dr

                            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                              Originally posted by Lykourgous View Post
                              oh ho?
                              What do you think this forum is, a pantomime. We are not here to say "oh ho who is that hiding behind a keyboard uttering lines of unintelligible and badly spelt garbage." We are here to sing Praise to the Name of the Lord our God.

                              If you can't get down with that, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
                              Isaiah 66:15

                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                              • Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                                "Gametards">fucking fanatics who dont fucking know what is the internet for.I really thought god loves everyone regardless of anything, but when im reading the posts on this forum it seems like God discriminates everone who is not a "True Christian".Ban me if you want fucking scrubs, just dont call me satanic scum because:
                                1.I dont fucking care
                                2.I hate satan(in fact he is fake like god)
                                3.You are like fanatic with max of 90 IQ
                                Thats all, have a nice day.

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