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  • #166
    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Already done!








    These games are based on
    God and His Final Judgement,
    ARMAGEDDON!



    God's love is founded in justice!
    Don't forget the game The Bibleman, A Fight for Faith!

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    • #167
      Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Already done!








      These games are based on
      God and His Final Judgement,
      ARMAGEDDON!



      God's love is founded in justice!
      looks boring compared to LoL you probably van't even play online also LoL is the most popular game on twitch.tv Riot games<LB games
      1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
      23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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      • #168
        Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!.

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Already done!

        ***smut link removed*** youp forgot about these ones, ***smut link removed*** ***smut link removed***
        Last edited by Pim Pendergast; 01-03-2014, 11:11 AM. Reason: Removing links to gay porn videos
        1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
        23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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        • #169
          Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Already done!








          These games are based on
          God and His Final Judgement,
          ARMAGEDDON!



          God's love is founded in justice!
          googled this sounds like a boring version of starcraft and fire emblem
          1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
          23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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          • #170
            Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

            Originally posted by Redthepokemonmasterbator View Post
            looks boring compared to LoL you probably van't even play online also LoL is the most popular game on twitch.tv Riot games<LB games
            Why are you so judgemental? How do you know it's boring if you haven't even played it? That's not fair!

            I'm sure somebody else has already asked you, but please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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            • #171
              Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

              Greetings from the church of Mundo. We are an organization promoting the one true savior: Dr Mundo.

              Mundo is displeased that you tell people not to play LoL. However, Mundo is a forgiving man, so instead of smiting you with his might, he instead recommend you to test LoL yourself before making a conclusion. Mundo especially recommend you play as Mundo in LoL, as everyone know Mundo is the best champion in game.

              Mundo also very unhappy with title of thread, since everybody should love Mundo, as Mundo loves everyone in a fatherly forgiving way.

              Mundo would also like to tell you that the image you use is from wrong game. The image is from the game Dota, which is different from LoL. This mistake make Mundo unhappy, since dota have no Mundo.

              Finally, Mundo thinks you spend too much time on LoL fanart sites. Mundo not impressed by fangirl drawing of the Graves.

              On behalf of the church of Mundo, we extend our most Mundoic greetings to you and wish you the best for the new year. As a reminder from the book of Mundo, Mundo shall go where he pleases.

              PS. Mundo disapproves of your game as there is no Mundo. Mundo proposes an easy solution: make Mundo the protagonist of game. This would make Mundo very happy.

              Mundo bless.

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              • #172
                Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                Originally posted by ChurchofMundo View Post
                cluck cluck cluck
                Do you have your father's permission to be online, young lady?

                Instead of polluting our threads with your drivel, post a proper introduction. See my signature.
                sigpic

                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                • #173
                  Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                  Originally posted by MumboJumbo View Post
                  blah... blah... blah...
                  Sweetie, I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but I'll pray for you.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • #174
                    Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    Sweetie, I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but I'll pray for you.
                    Mundo wish the best for you too!

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                    • #175
                      Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                      Is this you? (sorry everyone for the assault on your eyes)





                      Surely something only Satan could have imagined!

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                      • #176
                        Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                        Originally posted by MumboJumbo View Post
                        Mundo wish the best for you too!
                        Mumbo, I see your English is really bad, so I will try to speak your way:

                        MUMBO GO TO KITCHEN. MUMBO CLEAN THE DISHES. MUMBO HAPPY WHEN MASSA HAPPY, MUMBO UNDERSTAND?
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • #177
                          Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                          Originally posted by ChurchofMundo View Post
                          tl:dr
                          Start talking some sense, boy. Where is your introduction thread?

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
                          sigpic

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                          • #178
                            Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                            Originally posted by God Doesn't Exist1 View Post
                            You people are all religious mormons, it is a game based upon fiction. It is in no way supporting the existence of the one you call "The Devil".

                            Here's a fun little fact for you, God does not exist. I dare you to prove me wrong, show some actual proof regarding the existence of God and not some mormonic book that a peasant starting selling to gain power.

                            Take a good hard piffleing look at yourselves, I mean for piffles sake you think a simple game like Tic-Tac-Toe is the work of Satan. You're complete and utter brainwashed lunatics.
                            We are Fundamentalist Baptist Christians not mormons. I can assure you that Satan is very real!

                            Isaiah 14:12 "How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!"

                            Ok challenge accepted my friend! I will prove to you that God is real!

                            2 Timothy 3:16 "All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness,"

                            Matthew 4:4 "But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."

                            Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

                            Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

                            God is real, and created the heaven, and the earth, and man in his own image.

                            We aren't talking about tic tac toe were talking about League of Legends a game that encourages children to dabble in witchcraft which is explicitly forbidden by the Holy Bible, and is punishable by death.

                            Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

                            Leviticus 19:31 "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God."

                            1 Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king."

                            We are trying to save our children from eternal damnation, and a life of wizardry!

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                            • #179
                              Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                              Hi there Christian people,

                              I have a few unanswered questions and I would like to seek your wisdom and God's wisdom:

                              1. First of all I would like to know how can you be so hateful and dreadful to people when God teachs us to love each other and respect each other?

                              2. I see that Satan is the responsible for all the bad things that exist in our world, but how comes if the Lord is so mighty and perfect allows the existance of Satan?

                              3. If all things were created by the Lord how comes you assume that certain things are not as he wished to?

                              4. How comes you follow society rules if you don't agree on most of them?

                              5. How can you consider the Bible as the Lord's word if he did not wrote it Himself?

                              6. How comes the emoticons of this forum contain more innapropriate content than League of Legends?

                              7. In what basis do you assume the Lord's will even when he has not expressed Himself about most things you talk about?

                              Thank you,

                              The Blind Man is not the one who can't see, is the one who doesn't wants to see

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                              • #180
                                Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

                                Originally posted by TheBlindMan View Post
                                God teachs us to love each other and respect each other?
                                Jesus teaches us to love and respect other Christians.

                                Originally posted by TheBlindMan View Post
                                see that Satan is the responsible for all the bad things that exist in our world, but how comes if the Lord is so mighty and perfect allows the existance of Satan?
                                God created everything.

                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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