[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

enjoy my fabulous life

It's about time Jesus made you come to this forum, friend
Sooner you leave your gaysexual ways behind, the better. God really hate sodomites.

[Hereforonereason]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."

And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.

(Book of Dong 6:12)

And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."

(Book of Dong 6:13)

And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.

(Chissoff/Neurotoxin13 4:20)

[I'MSOSTUPID]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

Sooo here is where all the people with the imaginary friend called god lives?

All that i have seen from this post is that one you're trying to turn League of legends into a porno from the pictures you have supplied.

You also are sexiest pigs cause you think that women shouldn't have a life? Like they should have the sad and pathetic life you have sitting in a room together looking at the roof talking to yourselfs?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."

And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.

(Book of Dong 6:12)

And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."

(Book of Dong 6:13)

And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.

(Chissoff/Neurotoxin13 4:20)

This is the reason you're here?

[krazie22]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

This is the reason you're here?

"Unfortunately Riot is ignoring God's very clear instructions. They are allowing women to talk and even have jobs."


Doesn't that mean you should shut up?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

"Unfortunately Riot is ignoring God's very clear instructions. They are allowing women to talk and even have jobs."


Doesn't that mean you should shut up?

No, it means that you should.

Sister Mary is full of the Holy Spirit!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Hamsword]

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I used to be a young Christian teenager, until my life was taken over by this game. I didn't think it was that bad until I woke up with this. It is proof that "Riot" is in fact a satanic company.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Satan manifests in many ways. Turn back to Christ before it is too late. When you become a True Christian (tm), Landover Baptist Church has a free program for ridding you of such satanic scars. But you must start reading the Bible and following the Lord now.

[Blessed One]

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Hello fellow Christians.

I have a boy. His life got destroyed by this game in the picture. I dont know how to help him make his mind and life better, any ideas?

Doge bless u all.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

Hello fellow Christians.

I have a boy. His life got destroyed by this game in the picture. I dont know how to help him make his mind and life better, any ideas?

Doge bless u all.

Please go to the Introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

God bless you.

[jackorer]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

Greetings Brothers and sisters in Christ,

it has come to my attention that a new Satanic Company called “Riot” is using video games as a tool to recruit young, impressionable children into their world of sin and rebellion against Our One True Lord Jesus Christ.
League of Legends is full of witchcraft, magic, satanism, polytheism, and blasphemy. It could easily turn a good Christian child away from God.



1. Many Champions in League of Legends are Gay and/or Homosexuals. Even the Community is full of homosexuals!




“Taric” is one of the gay-champions in League of Legends and one of the most played.



Another Champion called “graves”. What kind of unimaginable crimes will come out of impressionable teenagers playing this game?
Horrible gay players meet and date in this game and they abuse the internet to chat with each other like in this subreddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/lolgaymers

Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

2. -The game is chockful of blasphemous magic and witchcraft.

The player is able to perform a variety of spells such as planting explosive mushrooms , turning oneself invisible, forcing others' against their will to listen to the character, and conjuring up demons from Hell to fight for the player. In fact, magic and witchcraft are a major part of the game and it's difficult to play the game without resorting to these Satanic means.


3. – League of Legends promotes feminism and gender equality.

The Bible is of course very clear on these things. Women should be silent and serve their husbands.1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... to be in silence." Genesis 3:16 "... he shall rule over thee."

Unfortunately Riot is ignoring God's very clear instructions. They are allowing women to talk and even have jobs.



This woman with the very weird name “skojz” is one of the many feminists working for League of Legends.

4. The game makes no mention of God or Jesus Christ

5. It is a "Role-Playing Game" for the computer, very similar to the well-known Satanic Diablo 3.

As Christians, we know that whatever a person does, it should be done for the glory of God.

"Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." 1 Corinthians 10:31

Does playing a game which promotes Satan-worship sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That's why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that League of Legends gets BANNED and these game programmers can't make any more children into servants of Satan!

Thank you and God Bless!

PS - Enclosed is a screen shot of this Satanic game.

Holy *** potty language *** ... There is so much wrong with you if you actually truly believe this. Let me input wisdom in your brainless little heads.
1. Taric and Graves are homosexual? Why? Because Taric wears pink? Because Graves.. well he doesn't have anything remotely close to homosexuality so I have no idea where you got that.

2. Blasphemous magic? IT'S A GAME. IT'S FICTION (like the bible). IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REAL LIFE. IT'S FOR FUN. Stop being such ignorant little whiney babies about every little thing that contradicts your belief.

3. Feminism? I'm not even going to comment on this, it's just too ridiculous.

4. Ofcourse it has no mention of god (except for Soraka when she ults maybe). Why would you have to mention god or jesus in everything that exists? That's imposing your belief onto others and not letting them have a free opinion.

5. No it is NOT a roleplaying game. It's a MOBA. Get your facts straight before using them to brainwash people.

ps.: no that is NOT a picture of the game. It's another, similar game called DOTA. But ofcourse you ignorant little *** potty language *** don't know anything that is not 'god-related'

Have a good day. I hope you find common sense instead of 'god'

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Holy shit... There is so much wrong with you if you actually truly believe this. Let me input wisdom in your brainless little heads....

Before making a yet bigger fool of yourself here than you already have, why not introduce yourself in the Introductions Forum so that we can greet you properly?

Pastor Ed

[jackorer]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

Before making a yet bigger fool of yourself here than you already have, why not introduce yourself in the Introductions Forum so that we can greet you properly?

Pastor Ed

Oh I'm the fool? How about no. I will not introduce myself, I merely wish to tell you people that you are wrong about this. I do not wish to judge your belief, it is everybody's right to believe whatever they want. But this is just ridiculous

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

Oh I'm the fool?

That you are. Like most gamers, you seem to be of limited intellect, so I'll explain it to you. A fool is anyone who fails to hear the Word of God and keep it (John 14:15; Luke 11:28). If you did keep it, you'd have respect for those who love God and call out false 4chan-ish/gamertard nonsense like we do.

How about no. I will not introduce myself,

It is totally in character of one of your kind to hide behind the shadows of the interwebs and not come clean with regard to who you are and what you stand for.

Go on then. Be about the devil's business elsewhere.

I merely wish to tell you people that you are wrong about this. I do not wish to judge your belief, it is everybody's right to believe whatever they want.

You don't wish to judge our belief, and yet you register in our private community where you (as an unsaved) are unwelcome, refuse to tell us anything about yourself, and poke fun at us for opposing the devil's entertainment? That doesn't sound too humble to me. It sounds childish and prideful (Proverbs 16:18).

But this is just ridiculous

No, what is ridiculous is thinking that a gamer can make it to heaven.

But thanks for persecuting us. You have successfully added more stars to our crowns (Rev. 2:10).

I'll be praying for your sticky, dirty soul.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

1. Taric and Graves are homosexual? Why?

Because they hate Jesus.

5. No it is NOT a roleplaying game. It's a MOBA. Get your facts straight before using them to brainwash people.

A "MOBA"!? Please stop making up words to distract people from the evil that is League of Legends.

Have a good day. I hope you find common sense instead of 'god'

Have a good day too. I hope you find God instead of common sense.