Were we wrong about Britney (??)

[Mistress Cookie]

I just read that Britney Spears' favorite author is the SAME Brother Max Lucado who bravely went on record against the illegal savagery aka Gay "Marriage" in 2004 ! !

Have we been to hasty?

I'm all turned around now...

Britney Spears calls anti-gay preacher her favorite author


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Pop star says she loves books by a man who believes homosexuality is one step away from legalized incest



Oops, she’s done it again. Britney Spears has offended her LGBTI fanbase by calling an anti-gay preacher her favorite author.

During a question and answer session on Twitter, the ‘Toxic’ singer and gay marriage advocate was asked about her favorite book.

‘Anything by Max Lucado,’ she said, the author of such books such as ‘God Thinks You’re Wonderful’, ‘Experiencing The Heart of Jesus’ and ‘You Are Special’.

In 2004, Lucado wrote an article called "What God Says About Gay Marriage" in which he claimed homosexuality is one step away from ‘legalized incest’.

He said: ‘How will homosexuality impact our culture? What about the spread of disease? If gay lifestyle and gay marriage is endorsed – what follows? Polygamy? Legalized incest?

‘If we can’t draw a line, will lines be drawn at all? Men and women were not intended for identical gender but opposite [sic].’

When promoting her new music last month, Spears was accused of generalizing gay people when she called them ‘adorable and hilarious’.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I don't know, but this is too funny. The leftards have run out of actual "bigots" to persecute and are now shrieking at anybody who ever liked a book by someone who doesn't worship sodomites.

To be honest, what shocked me most was the fact that Britney read a book.

[James Hutchins]

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I have been praying for Britney's soul for years. I hope God has shown her the light to wear under garments.

As always, I'll keep a watchful eye out for her.

[Mistress Cookie]

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To be honest, what shocked me most was the fact that Britney read a book.

The quotes/truth about "Gay Marriage" she liked are from an article he wrote in 2004.

Maybe that's what she read? She would have been 22 (?) and could probably have handled a magazine article.

I agree that I suspect she's not worked her way up to actual books yet (?) (Aside from the Bible, I hope.)

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EDIT: I found a pic of her holding some book-like objects.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Britney and I are alike in a lot of ways. Blonde hair, fair skin, lovely features, talented, full of energy, friendly. The LORD Saved me from the same kind of life Britney suffered, with the drugs and hillbilly husbands, I mean. I am forever grateful to have been wooed by the Holy Spirit to call out to Him in my time of need. I pray Britney does so as well. The LORD is truly a saver of souls.

[Titus Templeton]

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Disney made her a whore. Without Jesus she would be dead now!

[Mistress Cookie]

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Britney and I are alike in a lot of ways. Blonde hair, fair skin, lovely features, talented, full of energy, friendly.

I've never wanted to bring it up because I didn't want to offend you, but every time I see you, I think "That little ol' gal looks just like BRITNEY SPEARS!! Or at least, Like Britney Spears' MOM!!"

And then one day I passed by and heard you singing around the kitchen, and...well!

Listen...do you want a part in the Purity Ball Show this year? We could use a Britney lookalike to tie to the stake or something. (You'd get your own number.)

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[Godfly]

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I know what you're all thinking and I know you mean well but I couldn't possibly marry Ms. Spears. It could be that she's turned over a new leaf, but as long as her former husbands are alive she and I would be comitting adultery.

Also, just because I'm 43 and a widower doesn't mean my next wife can't be a virgin. In fact I think I'm entitled to one, since my last wife could never prove her virginity other than being fat and plain looking.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Disney made her a whore. Without Jesus she would be dead now!

Disney makes all girls into whores, brother, whether they participate in its pornographic productions or not.

Now I know why I lost our little bet about the date she would finally succumb to the agony of her gay related immune deficiency. Apparently she has discovered the universal medicine of repentance.

I still have 24 hours for her necrophilia related cannibalism to be exposed and win my money back. Perhaps I got ahead of myself, as I based this expectation on the knowledge that homosexual repentance is rare. Even I sometimes need a reminder that anything is possible with Jesus, even that a known queeress will occasionally dislodge her face from a weeping gash to breathe and sputter its foul cheese into the Lord's face. It is evident that she has some kind of blowhole, tracheotomy, or trepanation, but perhaps it needs to be reopened. Or perhaps lesbianism was just a way for her to attract men while slothfully gorging herself on Cajun food to soothe her gay related depression. It is a vicious cycle after all.

It is impossible to know the whole mind of God.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I found proof that she can read!

So YES, she must have read the 2004 article by the author who hates Gay Marriage, and that is how she was converted.

PRAISE!



It has been a long road, but I knew she would make it!
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[Jack Rankan]

Re: Were we wrong about Britney (??)

But what if this is just another attempt to sneak in a bad seed in to Christianity, like those gaysexual producers tryed with Justin Beber?