[Des]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

i can assure you that i am 1000% hetro! in fact i love to make love to my girlfriend and we regularly have sex especially in the 69 position! moreover i am not even attracted to men not even the slightest bit.

Considering the emotional maturity of your posts, I imagine the only numeric position you are familiar with is 6, with 1 of those digits operating the mouse as you frantically click on porn while glancing over your shoulder to make sure mommy isn't peeking in.

[Retrovir]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

oh my <<<a reference to a false god removed>>> how did you know? Damn son thou art flippin' smart. here <<<a rude remark removed>>> just for you _|_. Now go out, get off your computer and do something useful or <<<a reference to a false god removed>>> is gonna <<<a rude remark removed>>>.

[Basilissa]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

oh my <<<a reference to a false god removed>>> how did you know? Damn son thou art flippin' smart. here <<<a rude remark removed>>> just for you <<<a rude remark removed>>>. Now go out, get off your computer and do something useful or <<<a reference to a false god removed>>> is gonna <<<a rude remark removed>>>.

Hi sweetie, I've thought of a couple of Bible verses which relate directly to you and to your insults against Brother Des:

2 Kings 2:23-24
23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

You know now what God does to bad children that mock bald wise men. Beware of she bears!!

[Retrovir]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

please be a little original. stop plagiarizing the bible all the time!

[Des]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

please be a little original. stop plagiarizing the bible all the time!

Mercy, but the Portageese education system must be atrocious! It is only plagarism if the person claims it as original material. Sister Basilissa, like all of us here, readily attributes the scripture quoted to the author, God.

[Retrovir]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

which god?

[Roland]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

which god?

Who are you asking?

[Travis Royall]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you're getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.

Oh, i didn't need to jack off some more to know i was gay! I've been jacking off since i was like seven And i know i'm gay already so why would i need my dick to tell me so?

[Des]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Oh, i didn't need to jack off some more to know i was gay! I've been jacking off since i was like seven And i know i'm gay already so why would i need my dick to tell me so?

What happened in your childhood at such a tender age to make you decide to spit in baby Jesus' face and choose to be gay? You can't make the ridiculous homer claim that you were born that way, because children of that age have no sexual urges and no actual notion of sex or sexual attraction. So by your own admission, it was a choice to abandon the ways of God and man.

Come, tell us what happened. This is a safe place with loving, compassionate Christians ready to help you back onto the path of righteousness.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

What happened in your childhood at such a tender age to make you decide to spit in baby Jesus' face and choose to be gay? You can't make the ridiculous homer claim that you were born that way, because children of that age have no sexual urges and no actual notion of sex or sexual attraction.

Indeed, my Brother in Christ. Even as one that Jesus chose to take back after decades of elective homo-rectal intercourse, I know that it IS a choice.


Many times since I came to Christ and let Him inside me, I have faced this weak argument. That "people are born gay" Nonsense.


I have been to a few nurseries, before, during and after I was a queer. Never have I seen infants mount each other. A newborn male with an erection sodomizing his crib mate? A newborn female struggling to get in position to taste the fish? It just does not happen.


The gayness is a choice.


In Him

[FatAssFollower]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

so glad i wear gloves every time i touch another man! :thumbs: god approves!

[Roland]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

so glad i wear gloves every time i touch another man! :thumbs: god approves!

Hello J3susHentai,

Leviticus 20:13 (If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.) says nothing about gloves? And then we have Matthew 5:27-28 which states that by even thinking about it you commit a sin.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

You people are so repressed. Free your sexuality, as Jesus wanted.

1 John 4:7 Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God.

Love one another. Don't focus on all the nasty bits of the Bible that tell you sex is dirty and just for man and woman. Feel deep inside you and Jesus agrees with you that it's right to feel pleasure and be gay. Jesus wouldn't lie to me and He won't lie to you, if you just listen.

[Basilissa]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

You people are so repressed. Free your sexuality, as Jesus wanted.

1 John 4:7 Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God.

Love one another. Don't focus on all the nasty bits of the Bible that tell you sex is dirty and just for man and woman. Feel deep inside you and Jesus agrees with you that it's right to feel pleasure and be gay. Jesus wouldn't lie to me and He won't lie to you, if you just listen.

You're confusing agape (which is platonic love, and when I say platonic I do not mean it in the sort of way that homosexual pedophile Plato did) with sexual lust, dear.


I will pray for your lost soul.

[GayGayAndGay]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you're getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.

If it is so bad then why does it feel so gud to ***references to self-abuse removed by moderator***?? I want to be gay 24/7 so this is good information no matter what