Homers, Happy Days Are Over

[Johny Joe Hold]

With the election of devout Christian Donald Trump and his somewhat religious VP, Mike Pence, homer happy days are gone for good. Donald is on record stating clearly America will not tolerate anal sex.

Homers have had it so good for so long. There have been gay parades, celebrity homers and even preacher homers. Then, the most outrageous thing of all, marriages between homers.

But, Trump's election meant this is the end of the line. Homers need to catch the first plane out and never come back. We at LBC will continue to pray for the souls of these wicked people. It would be best if those we pray for are in some other country.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/donald-trump-gay-marriage-not-my-thing_n_2637646.html

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

With the election of devout Christian Donald Trump and his somewhat religious VP, Mike Pence, homer happy days are gone for good. Donald is on record stating clearly America will not tolerate anal sex.

Homers have had it so good for so long. There have been gay parades, celebrity homers and even preacher homers. Then, the most outrageous thing of all, marriages between homers.

But, Trump's election meant this is the end of the line. Homers need to catch the first plane out and never come back. We are LBC will continue to pray for the souls of these wicked people. It would be best if those we pray for are in some other country.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2637646.html

As a certified equine gnathologist, I had a couple of men bring me a horse whose teeth were in terrible shape. When one of them called me sweetie, I knew they were homers. I must confess to you that I did a swab of the horse's mouth to check for semen. I also did a check of the horse's anus (I passed my quiz for vet school by mail, so I am qualified) and was not able to find any evidence of rape, amazingly.
Still, I am excited that these kind of people will no longer darken my door thanks to the upcoming policies of our beloved president.
While I am told some of the people working in his hotels are gay, I am sure they were hired by someone else and that once Donald figures out who they are, they will be in for quite a surprise.
Glory to GOD for His providence and for our amazing president-erect. Er, elect.


COME LORD JESUS! (Rev 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Des]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

Has anyone heard if we have to wait until our most beloved and exalted president takes office to begin deporting the beaners, physicists, mooselimbs, porch monkeys, homers, athesnits, actors, video gamers, demonicrats, catlicks, dotheads, micks, joos, wops, and blue haired commies to Mexico, or can we start now?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

Has anyone heard if we have to wait until our most beloved and exalted president takes office to begin deporting the beaners, physicists, mooselimbs, porch monkeys, homers, athesnits, actors, video gamers, demonicrats, catlicks, dotheads, micks, joos, wops, and blue haired commies to Mexico, or can we start now?

This is some quandary Brother Des, as many of the Hellywood celebrities and other assorted malcontents that have been throwing tantrums had promised to leave, yet many of their avowed destinations don't seem to want them. Even the Canadians are saying they won't let them into their country - as if the Canadians had any common sense.

Cher wanted to go to Jupiter, and I for one would donate matching funds to have her strapped to a rocket in one of the newer privatized space programs.

Most of them have been reneging on their promises - even Madonna backed off of her promise for oral sex in exchange for Hillary votes when one reporter tried to collect. Typical Democrats.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

Has anyone heard if we have to wait until our most beloved and exalted president takes office to begin deporting the beaners, physicists, mooselimbs, porch monkeys, homers, athesnits, actors, video gamers, demonicrats, catlicks, dotheads, micks, joos, wops, and blue haired commies to Mexico, or can we start now?

The big question is availability of aircraft to remove all those despicable people from President Trump's Godly America. I understand the Russians will rent out the Antonov An 225:

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

In the small town I've been scoping out to perhaps locate a law office, I noted there is a bar with rainbow flags, lights, and windows that are usually covered. This is just outside the Freehold city limits, by the north gate.


Sitting a block or so away, I saw quite a few cars coming from the Freehold gate, and the men inside those cars were wearing dark glasses, scarves, and large hats. Hmm. They scurried in the bar, looking around the entire time.


I think I'll step inside there to see if I find anyone familiar next time I am in the area.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

What actually happened to that one gay guy we had in Freehold a few years ago? I remember he visited Pastor Ezekiels mansion and after that he kind of was never seen again.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

Maybe some of our ex homer True Christians™ here in Landover Baptist could help us. What enticement, false of course, could be offered to get homers on a bus the secret destination of which is Mexico or Canada?

If we could come up with the kind of sin they consider homer heaven I think it would attract many of them. We have an obligation to help our new President who wants them out of our country.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

Maybe some of our ex homer True Christians™ here in Landover Baptist could help us. What enticement, false of course, could be offered to get homers on a bus the secret destination of which is Mexico or Canada?

If we could come up with the kind of sin they consider homer heaven I think it would attract many of them. We have an obligation to help our new President who wants them out of our country.

Brother Mr. Mayor:
How about promising tickets to Hamilton for $5? We promise bus transportation to Broadway, but the driver accidentally makes a wrong turn and takes them upstate across the Canadian border. We take away their passports and head back to the good ol' USA, leaving them to sodomize each other for warmth in Quebec.


We could also advertise to drag queens! Promise them free wigs, shoes, and gaudy jewelry in exchange for attending a seminar in Guadalajara. While they mill about "reading" each other, our bus is miles away, heading back to the land of the free and the brave.


And of course, the most disgusting but likely most attractive one would be "Free bus transportation to Canadian Decadence!"
This is the satanic ritual that takes place in New Orleans on Labor Day weekend, and the reason that Hurricane Katrina hit that sinful city a few years back. Every sick fag in the world dreams to go to Decadence. Offering FREE transportation will fill more than one bus, trust me! Of course, when they get to Canada, the buses will "break down" (read my air quotes) and everyone will have to get off so they can be repaired. Once again, instead of heading for a repair shop, the drivers just head back to God's Favorite Country.


I am sure I can come up with more ways to lure homers! I am good at things like that! GLORY!


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

Maybe some of our ex homer True Christians™ here in Landover Baptist could help us. What enticement, false of course, could be offered to get homers on a bus the secret destination of which is Mexico or Canada?

If we could come up with the kind of sin they consider homer heaven I think it would attract many of them. We have an obligation to help our new President who wants them out of our country.

Mr. Mayor, I would suggest that a contest for a free, all expense paid, five day trip by bus to San Francisco, California could be advertised in homosexual publications, homosexual bars and on MSNBC. Everyone who enters would turn out to be a lucky winner. An announcement could be made that the windows of the bus are blacked out to prevent prying eyes and alcoholic beverages could be offered as a distraction. This will keep the cat from being let out of the bag, so to speak. The bus could then be loaded and driven directly to Tijuana, Mexico.


Upon arrival, an announcement could be made that the first stop will be in Chinatown in order to quell any fears over the unusual surroundings and odors and the strange looking population. Once the homosexuals prance off down the street, the bus could leave. Any who successfully return to America would find themselves in California. They are mostly homosexuals in California anyway, so there would be no great loss if a few more showed up. I believe that President Trump is likely to expel California from America anyway.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

A FREE, all expense paid trip to San Francisco? Wow! I would like to enter that contest TODAY!


I mean, um, that would be a fabulous idea, Brother Alvin. Simply fabulous.

[Des]

Re: Homers, Happy Days Are Over

Wait, there is a Chinatown in San Fagcisco? They just heap one perversion atop another, don't they?


I'll have to go and check this rumor out myself. Someone needs to make sure the sand nigs aren't disguising themselves as chinks to slip in and bomb us.