How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

[Titus Templeton]

WARNING: The following is a graphic description of a horrible and depraved sexual act that ALL HOMOSEXUALS PARTAKE IN. I am only posting this here as a stern warning to any True Christian™ who uses a public restroom. Please do not read if you are under the age 18 and/or a woman. GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS. Close this thread now if you do not want to read it. You have been warned.

Recently, it has been brought to my attention that there is a perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in, but you won't ever hear about it from any mainstream source. Of course it has a french name and is called "Soupeur". As if you thought anal sex with guys wasn't pushing the limits of sexuality enough, the gays have created a truly abominable act.

Soupeur, in its simplest definition, are GAYS who take pleasure in consuming food soaked in the urine of others, in particular bread abandoned and later retrieved at public urinal. This practice is especially popular in France. There existed a practical alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. The gay then would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of pervious users. This was alternatively called dipping.

Now, can't you see why God has properly called homosexuals an abomination worthy of death??? (Lev. 20:13)

There is even a wikipedia page dedicated to this act:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

I guess when you eat poo-poo, you're not particularly choosy with what you wash it down with.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

I am shocked. I just ordered our Freehold PD to put a security detail around the Freehold sewage lagoon.

[Nobar King]

Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

I have started holding it until I get home just to be safe.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

That revelation hurt my eyes to read, Brother, but it comes as no surprise that this is a French perversion. The French are a nation of perverts and interior decorators and, apparently, no abomination escapes their notice and subsequent interest.

France is the California of Europe and it is hated by the Lord. They are currently enduring a great scourging at the hands of God. The Lord used to send the Germans among them from time to time, that they might feel His wrath. This time, for some reason known to Him, He has sent Arabs. Soon, they will likely burn the place to the ground. His will be done.

[Phil Ander]

Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

Absolutely disgusting. No wonder homer marriages want to adopt babies, just to get their lust up over diaper contents.


Sickening stuff, and I pray that Trump bans homer marriage and homer adoption, and the weird fantasies and food choices they have, in their short time alive before an eternity in hell


Ecclesiastes 5:6-7

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

I never use urinals anyway. If I need to go when I'm out and about, I just find a wall, unzip and let loose. In the Bible, that's synonymous with manhood.

First Samuel 25:22 So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

I never use urinals anyway. If I need to go when I'm out and about, I just find a wall, unzip and let loose. In the Bible, that's synonymous with manhood.

First Samuel 25:22 So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

Brother Alan,

Please be very careful. Many sodomites have stained the Joyous Shout in Worship of Jesus by drilling so-called "Glory Holes" into walls, in order to wait for their pray there much in the same manner as a polar bear (a vermin; Genesis 1:28) waits for seals above holes in ice, ready to catch the Life Essence of a Man anytime, anywhere!



This is one of the most abominable trespasses against Christ imaginable. In addition to making the word "Glory" a laughing stock, also the association between the utterances "hole" and "Holy" are a sure sign of profound depravity.



Isaiah 6:3
And one cried unto another, and said, Holy, holy, holy, is the LORD of hosts: the whole earth is full of his glory.

Fortunately, both the sodomites and the polar bear kind will be extinguished in the extremely near future with Jesus returning (Revelation 22:20).

Psalms 105:3
Glory ye in his holy name: let the heart of them rejoice that seek the LORD.

GLORY!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: How GAYS farm your urin for sexual pleasure (New Perversion!)

Brother Alan,

Please be very careful. Many sodomites have stained the Joyous Shout in Worship of Jesus by drilling so-called "Glory Holes" into walls, in order to wait for their pray there much in the same manner as a polar bear (a vermin; Genesis 1:28) waits for seals above holes in ice, ready to catch the Life Essence of a Man anytime, anywhere!

Thanks for the heads-up, Doctor. I had always thought a glory hole was a good thing, since I'd heard there was a famous church center with that name, but perhaps it's one of those so-called gay affirming churches.



Next time I see a suspicious hole in a wall, I'll pray for God's angels to strike any lurking sodomite with blindness, like in Genesis 19:11. I think that's a fool-proof plan.

John 15:7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.