I created a stoning hole.

[Bubba Buck]

This stoning hole is something I made in my free time to try and do my part to help the True Christians™ out. All you have to do is place your gay right in the hole which conveniently is about 5 feet deep. Feel free to use this however you see fit. I haven't provided any stones as they are hard to come by for me but that shouldn't be too hard in Freehold I think. For legality purposes I will not say that you SHOULD put a gay in there to stone nor is that the intended purpose. I am simply saying that the hole would be easy to work out that way. For all legal purposes, it is just an empty hole.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21
18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


So what to do with a rebellious 2 year old? He would be at the bottom of the hole, and the stones would merely drop on his head, without any force. I think a series of holes of varying depths, starting with one that would accommodate a 6 month old up to the chest would be the ideal solution.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

Good thinking Jim. I have chopped several lots of varying lengths to place in the hole for whoever it is to stand on top of while encased. Conveniently the girth of the logs are just slightly smaller than the hole so as to slip in and out easily without any extra help needed. This prevents the need for lubricants such as WD-40 which would add to an extra sticky mess on top of whatever the result of stoning occurs. When you go out and see the logs, you'll be amazed and in awe with how perfectly shaped and long they are. Brother Porter helped me get them just right and even did a holy inspection to make sure they are a nice fit. I had no idea he was an expert on how things are to fit into holes. With this method, I feel it to be much safer. You wouldn't want yourself to be in a hole you don't want to be in right? Not to mention how unsafe it is to dive into a hole unknowingly and without proper safety.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

This stoning hole is something I made in my free time to try and do my part to help the True Christians™ out. All you have to do is place your gay right in the hole

You're confused, friend. True Christians™ don't have gays. They aren't allowed past our pearly gates. Freehold even has a pick up service for those children who have been inadvertently exposed to the Gay Agenda and believe they too might fancy a cucumber up in their bum.

[John Grover Cena]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

This stoning hole is something I made in my free time to try and do my part to help the True Christians™ out. All you have to do is place your gay right in the hole which conveniently is about 5 feet deep. Feel free to use this however you see fit. I haven't provided any stones as they are hard to come by for me but that shouldn't be too hard in Freehold I think. For legality purposes I will not say that you SHOULD put a gay in there to stone nor is that the intended purpose. I am simply saying that the hole would be easy to work out that way. For all legal purposes, it is just an empty hole.

What can you do if their perversion is so demented that they enjoy the pain of stones on their supple skin.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

What can you do if their perversion is so demented that they enjoy the pain of stones on their supple skin.

In my home which is Jamaica we like to set homos on fire. With a hole like that they would burn like a candle for a long time. It is inventions like this that have allowed white men to rule the world but now we know your secrets.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

Yeah, that was due in part to the Pennsylvania Society for abolishing of slavery (PAS) taking in slaves and educating them.

[Des]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

Yeah, that was due in part to the Pennsylvania Society for abolishing of slavery (PAS) taking in slaves and educating them.

For which Darkie repaid them by butchering our language, stealing our women's pies, and dropping out of school at the first opportunity. Shows just how insightful Northerners are. We Southerners told them what a bad idea it was, but they didn't listen.

[Basilissa]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

This stoning hole is something I made in my free time to try and do my part to help the True Christians™ out. All you have to do is place your gay right in the hole which conveniently is about 5 feet deep. Feel free to use this however you see fit. I haven't provided any stones as they are hard to come by for me but that shouldn't be too hard in Freehold I think. For legality purposes I will not say that you SHOULD put a gay in there to stone nor is that the intended purpose. I am simply saying that the hole would be easy to work out that way. For all legal purposes, it is just an empty hole.

So do you use it to stone gay rats?

Because while this image does not include a proper scale, based on the size of dirt lumps I estimate it to be about 2-3 inches in diameter?

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

Homers tend to act like women obsessing over their weight so they are more or less the equivalent to twigs. Besides, this stoning hole isn't meant to be pleasant and roomy. If you're gluttonous I suppose it can be widened to accommodate but regardless, it still has yet to be used. Is there a Christian engineer who can help me perfect this?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

Homers tend to act like women obsessing over their weight so they are more or less the equivalent to twigs. Besides, this stoning hole isn't meant to be pleasant and roomy. If you're gluttonous I suppose it can be widened to accommodate but regardless, it still has yet to be used. Is there a Christian engineer who can help me perfect this?

How do you propose to get them to stand in the hole, dear? Wouldn't it be easier to carry the stones with you to meet the homosexual, rather than to carry the homosexual with you to meet the stones? My boys carry their slingshots with them wherever they go. I simply keep a few rocks in my purse.

[Basilissa]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

Homers tend to act like women obsessing over their weight so they are more or less the equivalent to twigs. Besides, this stoning hole isn't meant to be pleasant and roomy. If you're gluttonous I suppose it can be widened to accommodate but regardless, it still has yet to be used. Is there a Christian engineer who can help me perfect this?

Uh, I know this is probably too much irrelevant information for a 100% proof heterosexual guy, but "size 2 waist" does not mean 2 inch diameter waist.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I created a stoning hole.

How do you propose to get them to stand in the hole, dear? Wouldn't it be easier to carry the stones with you to meet the homosexual, rather than to carry the homosexual with you to meet the stones? My boys carry their slingshots with them wherever they go. I simply keep a few rocks in my purse.

When you get to be as old as I am, hitting a moving target gets to be a lot harder. That is a beautiful sling though.