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  • Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

    The Lord has been speaking to me about my love of corn dogs and I think He is trying to get me to stop. Has anyone else had Jesus whisper in your ear about this?
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

    I don't think that eating corn dog means your gay. I know a lot of my guy friends who love to eat corn dogs.

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      Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

      Originally posted by mrgrtt123 View Post
      I don't think that eating corn dog means your gay. I know a lot of my guy friends who love to eat corn dogs.
      Well, maybe you have a lot of gay friends.
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        Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

        In many other, less Godly countries, corn dogs are called "battered sausages". I think that name speaks for itself.
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • #5
          Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

          Are you putting them in your cornhole? If you are, you are gay.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
            The Lord has been speaking to me about my love of corn dogs and I think He is trying to get me to stop. Has anyone else had Jesus whisper in your ear about this?
            I tend to not pay any attention when some of these whiny LIEberal "health" nut types advise not to eat some of these deep fried foods - but in this case they may have a point.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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            • #7
              Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

              "a lot of my guy friends" that's an odd way to put it

              have "they" tried a deep fried mars bar?



              or this?

              Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

                Mmm delicious meat. I do occasionally enjoy a taste of fruit too (as long as it hasn't developed that white fungus, you know what I'm talking about).

                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                  Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

                  My Pa has always said to win a man's heart you should grill a thick juicy steak. I wonder if men grilling steak would mean they are also trying to attract men. This notion has me worried. Does anyone have clarification on this?
                  My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                    Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay

                    Sister Maxine,


                    You must not worry. I know a thing or two about attracting men and none of the men I know would let meat have anything to do with their natural attractions for womenfolk.


                    Well, a few would.


                    Not enough to worry yourself over. Jesus protects His own - and remember 1 Corinthians 10:13!


                    In Christian Love,
                    BrotherLarry
                    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                    Amen and Amen

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