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The Lord has been speaking to me about my love of corn dogs and I think He is trying to get me to stop. Has anyone else had Jesus whisper in your ear about this?
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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and Amen -
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I don't think that eating corn dog means your gay. I know a lot of my guy friends who love to eat corn dogs. -
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Well, maybe you have a lot of gay friends.Originally posted by mrgrtt123 View PostGod created fossils to test our faith.
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Re: Eating Corn Dogs is Gay
In many other, less Godly countries, corn dogs are called "battered sausages". I think that name speaks for itself.
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I tend to not pay any attention when some of these whiny LIEberal "health" nut types advise not to eat some of these deep fried foods - but in this case they may have a point.Originally posted by BrotherLarry View PostHell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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"a lot of my guy friends" that's an odd way to put it
have "they" tried a deep fried mars bar?
or this?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.Comment
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Mmm delicious meat. I do occasionally enjoy a taste of fruit too (as long as it hasn't developed that white fungus, you know what I'm talking about).
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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My Pa has always said to win a man's heart you should grill a thick juicy steak. I wonder if men grilling steak would mean they are also trying to attract men. This notion has me worried. Does anyone have clarification on this?My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).Comment
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Sister Maxine,
You must not worry. I know a thing or two about attracting men and none of the men I know would let meat have anything to do with their natural attractions for womenfolk.
Well, a few would.
Not enough to worry yourself over. Jesus protects His own - and remember 1 Corinthians 10:13!
In Christian Love,
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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