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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

    In his most recent lesson to me on the homersexual agenda, my Godly ex-gay husband, Mr. Whitford, was instructing me on some of the code words sodomites use to cover their filthy tracks so I could be better prepared for my hobby of being a moderator on this forum and earn the generous stipend I am paid for passing out infractions and tossing unsaved scum into quarantine.
    It turns out that Greek isn't just a nationality, it's a code word used by sodomites for the very same unnatural act they perform that causes Jesus to gloriously vomit!
    Aparantly it goes back to the days after the flood when humanity started thriving and expanding through the world again. Not having learned the lesson of the deluge, the homers who inhabited Greece turned to sodomy so often they ended up preferring young boys to their own wives, a practice that no doubt is still carried on today!
    So brothers and sisters in Christ, please be forewarned. If someone introduces themselves as a "Greek", they are telling you they are a regular sodomite and if you continue talking to them or make eye contact, there is a very good chance you will catch the AIDS. And whatever you do, don't shake their hands! We're not entirely sure yet if "gay" bowel syndrome can or can't be transmitted by demons passing through casual skin contact!
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  • Jean Poole
    Mother of 20
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 384

    #2
    Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

    Sister Mary Maria, let us start a ban on all Greek products! They undoubtedly are AIDS-infested. To think, we even have Greeks on this forum.
    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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    • Turkish Terrier
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2008
      • 11

      #3
      Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

      Greeks are not sodomizers you worthless scum!
      woof! Woof!

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      • Turk Sucker
        Unsaved Trash
        • Sep 2008
        • 49

        #4
        Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

        Originally posted by Terrorizer View Post
        Greeks are not sodomizers you worthless scum!

        Oh but we are...And not only that,but we can infect other people with AIDS electronically.For example,every single person that posted before or after me in these forums is now infected with the HIV virus. Enjoy \m/
        I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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        • Remy Lebeau
          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2058

          #5
          Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

          Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
          Oh but we are...And not only that,but we can infect other people with AIDS electronically.For example,every single person that posted before or after me in these forums is now infected with the HIV virus. Enjoy \m/
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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22912

            #6
            Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

            Originally posted by Terrorizer View Post
            Greeks are not sodomizers you worthless scum!
            Really? Then this must be wrong...
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

              Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
              Oh but we are...And not only that,but we can infect other people with AIDS electronically.For example,every single person that posted before or after me in these forums is now infected with the HIV virus. Enjoy \m/
              If you use that pornographic avatar one more time you're banned.

              We do not allow Turkish filth on God's favorite forum.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

                Originally posted by Turkish Terrier View Post
                Greeks are not sodomizers you worthless scum!
                Then why do you sport a tallywacker in the center of your avatar?

                The word "hell" comes from "Hellanic" you know.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Brother_Percy
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 1359

                  #9
                  Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

                  My father went on 'holiday' (I use that term loosely) to Greece last year, and from what he told me, this place sounds like Hell on Earth!

                  Seriously, they don't even have proper toilets or sanitation there! All they have is a hole in the ground for you to defacate into, and when you 'wipe' you have to put all your used toilet paper into your wastepaper baskets. Disgusting! I thought it was only Third-World Countries who were THAT BACKWARD! Apparently the stink is awful! Imagine walking into a 5-star Hotel that smells of human excrement!

                  No wonder all Greek people stink! .... and we all know they marry their sisters!

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                  • Andreas Ivanschitz
                    Unsaved Trash Turkish Joo
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

                    1. There is no such word as Hellenic


                    2. Hi, i am Greek and i know noone here who has married his sister. This is insulting.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

                      Originally posted by Andreas Ivanschitz View Post
                      1. There is no such word as Hellenic
                      Sure there is. I just used it.


                      Originally posted by Andreas Ivanschitz View Post
                      2. Hi, i am Greek and i know noone here who has married his sister. This is insulting.
                      Why do you have a jew last name then?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

                        Originally posted by Andreas Ivanschitz View Post
                        1. There is no such word as Hellenic
                        Perhaps if Grease had any sort of education system instead of just sending their children off to be sodomized by older men, you wouldn't make such stupid comments.




                        2. Hi, i am Greek and i know noone here who has married his sister. This is insulting.
                        I thought Noone was a Godless Brit!
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                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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                        • Andreas Ivanschitz
                          Unsaved Trash Turkish Joo
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 16

                          #13
                          Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

                          1. I meant thre is no such word as Hellanic. It's Hellenic.

                          So if i use a word like dsgsdgds, does it mean it exists??


                          you don't know my name. Andreas Ivanschitz is not my name and he is not Greek.

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                          • Brother_Percy
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 1359

                            #14
                            Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

                            Originally posted by Andreas Ivanschitz View Post
                            i am Greek and i know noone here who has married his sister.
                            So are you trying to tell us that you haven't married one of your 14 brothers then?? Because I don't buy it!

                            At least you don't try to deny that all Greek people smell. What's up with that, eh? Have you people never heard of deodorant?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Greeks: The original post-flood sodomizers

                              Originally posted by Andreas Ivanschitz View Post
                              1. I meant thre is no such word as Hellanic. It's Hellenic.

                              So if i use a word like dsgsdgds, does it mean it exists??


                              you don't know my name. Andreas Ivanschitz is not my name and he is not Greek.
                              So you admit that you're a liar and a God mocker.

                              Why are you here, joo? We are here to Praise Jesus.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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