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  • BiHeathen
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2017
    • 29

    #346
    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Random fake Christian garbage
    Did you miss the part where I was asking True Christians™?

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    • BiHeathen
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      • Sep 2017
      • 29

      #347
      Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

      Hey Basilissa,
      How do I repent?
      And after I repent, how do I stop being attracted to girls?

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12935

        #348
        Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

        Originally posted by BiHeathen View Post
        Hey Basilissa,
        How do I repent?
        And after I repent, how do I stop being attracted to girls?
        Read the Holy Bible. All of it. It's not as boring as you might think - it has many more incestuous relations, rapes, murders, and genocides than the Game of Thrones!

        Then, follow the Bible 100%. And I already told about the power of prayer, so re-read my previous post.

        You also need to be baptized. If you were baptized as a little baby, that doesn't count. Baptism has to be accepted and understood by the person being baptized in order to be valid.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #349
          Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

          Originally posted by BiHeathen View Post
          Did you miss the part where I was asking True Christians™?
          Judging information based solely on the source of that information is called ad hominem, and is a fallacy (ie. wrong, in case you don't know that word).


          And I'm not a "fake Christian". I'm not Christian at all.


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          • BiHeathen
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2017
            • 29

            #350
            Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

            I have read all of the bible, however there are 66 books, so it's hard to retain everything.
            I was asking how to repent in case I was doing something wrong
            I was baptised a couple of years ago and I understand it.
            I'm just wondering, if I am a devoted Christian, why am I still attracted to girls?

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            • BiHeathen
              Unsaved trash
              • Sep 2017
              • 29

              #351
              Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              And I'm not a "fake Christian". I'm not Christian at all.

              Why do you think you can lecture me about Christianity if you aren't a Christian?

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12935

                #352
                Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                Originally posted by BiHeathen View Post
                I have read all of the bible, however there are 66 books, so it's hard to retain everything.
                I was asking how to repent in case I was doing something wrong
                I was baptised a couple of years ago and I understand it.
                I'm just wondering, if I am a devoted Christian, why am I still attracted to girls?
                If you were a devoted Christian, prayer would have worked.

                1 John 3:22 And whatsoever we ask, we receive of him, because we keep his commandments, and do those things that are pleasing in his sight.


                If you have tried prayer, and it didn't work, that means that you are not a devoted Christian but an unrepentant sinner. God listens to all devoted Christians, but He doesn't care for prayers of sinners:

                John 3:91 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

                So which one is it? Did you not try prayer, or are you not as devoted as you claim to be?
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • BiHeathen
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Sep 2017
                  • 29

                  #353
                  Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                  How devoted do I need to be exactly? I pray every night, go to church every week, and read the bible every day.

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12935

                    #354
                    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                    Originally posted by BiHeathen View Post
                    How devoted do I need to be exactly? I pray every night, go to church every week, and read the bible every day.
                    Well, then maybe you're one of the millions of people whom God just wants to send to Hell no matter what. After all, it's His Will. If this is the case, there really isn't much you can do to change it.

                    Acts 13:48 And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed.

                    Romans 9:11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth; )

                    2 Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,

                    Ephesians 1:4-5
                    4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
                    5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Roland
                      Obese Swedish Meatball
                      Delusional Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 2189

                      #355
                      Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                      Originally posted by BiHeathen View Post
                      [...]
                      I'm just wondering, if I am a devoted Christian, why am I still attracted to girls?
                      What is wrong with being attracted to girls? It happens to me a lot. Just an example:
                      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #356
                        Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                        Originally posted by BiHeathen View Post
                        Why do you think you can lecture me about Christianity if you aren't a Christian?
                        Because I have read the whole Bible (about a dozen times, different versions, in three different languages), and I somehow managed to "retain" it.

                        And I don't make laughably unfalsifiable claims like this stinking pile of bullshit:

                        Originally posted by BiHeathen View Post
                        I have read all of the bible, however there are 66 books, so it's hard to retain everything...

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                        • InLoveWithChrisChan
                          Unsaved trash, failed troll
                          • Nov 2017
                          • 81

                          #357
                          Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Because I have read the whole Bible (about a dozen times, different versions, in three different languages), and I somehow managed to "retain" it.

                          And I don't make laughably unfalsifiable claims like this stinking pile of bullshit:
                          Quick question are traps gay?


                          trap
                          A man who dresses like a woman and is somewhat feminine in appearance. Could almost be mistaken for a woman until you are in the bedroom with one. Watch out for these types, they are usually afraid to get intimate because you might discover their little 'secret', but sooner or later you find out the truth!

                          *Source Urban dictionary*

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29448

                            #358
                            Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                            Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                            Quick question are traps gay?


                            trap
                            A man who dresses like a woman and is somewhat feminine in appearance. Could almost be mistaken for a woman until you are in the bedroom with one. Watch out for these types, they are usually afraid to get intimate because you might discover their little 'secret', but sooner or later you find out the truth!

                            *Source Urban dictionary*
                            Post a 'selfie' (that is what you kids do, right?) and we can let the Church decide.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14223

                              #359
                              Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                              I find that speech-to-text apps work better for people who know what speech is. One problem is when a text reply gets converted into "talking" the anomic can't understand that either.

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                              • Planet Stupid
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Nov 2017
                                • 1

                                #360
                                Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                                But homosexuality is ok

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